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Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards

 
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Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards
The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."

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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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 Quoting: Oyster


Nice!!
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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That give a whole new meaning to butt dialing......
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That give a whole new meaning to butt dialing......
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do you get 4G down there or is it always roaming?
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bottom2 This gives the phrase 'talking out of your arse' a whole new meaning.
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lolol
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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that's it!

i am pinning this mother fucker.
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that's it!

i am pinning this mother fucker.
 Quoting: Oyster


haha, thanks, man!

cheers
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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SILENCE the damn thing!
lol
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this reminds me of the scene in batman where the joker puts the phone bomb inside the dude
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that's it!

i am pinning this mother fucker.
 Quoting: Oyster


haha, thanks, man!

cheers
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


:thumbsup:
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I'd love to know what that ringtone was!


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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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SILENCE the damn thing!
lol
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Or vibrate, if he is into that kind of thing!

cruise

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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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bottom2 This gives the phrase 'talking out of your arse' a whole new meaning.
 Quoting: Judethz


lmao
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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But what was the ringtone?
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But what was the ringtone?
 Quoting: MuslimAmerican



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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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he should have used a fart sound as his ring tone lol
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he should have used a fart sound as his ring tone lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431110


Would have been hilarious.
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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But what was the ringtone?
 Quoting: MuslimAmerican



[link to youtu.be]
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


:Rolfcopter:
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Maybe his name was Lipshitz.
If your lipshitz, my ass talks.
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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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Another ringtone choice:


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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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But what was the ringtone?
 Quoting: MuslimAmerican


Tunnel of Love?

I Like Big Butts?

Brown-Eyed Girl?

Here Comes That Lovin' Feeling?

Highway to Hell???

LOL!!!
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SILENCE the damn thing!
lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522527


Or vibrate, if he is into that kind of thing!

cruise
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


he would be, if Bubba hadn't made it like tossing a cucumber up Santa Monica Boulevard
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I guess it was the wrong time for a booty call :(
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SILENCE the damn thing!
lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522527


Or vibrate, if he is into that kind of thing!

cruise
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


he would be, if Bubba hadn't made it like tossing a cucumber up Santa Monica Boulevard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33508203


chuckle


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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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I guess it was the wrong time for a booty call :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26356975


Brilliant!!!!

Literal and figurative, well done!
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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But what was the ringtone?
 Quoting: MuslimAmerican


Tunnel of Love?

I Like Big Butts?

Brown-Eyed Girl?

Here Comes That Lovin' Feeling?

Highway to Hell???

LOL!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20904099


bigcruise
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

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