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Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards

 
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But what was the ringtone?
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"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

'Inside his person Officer?'

"Gosh! haha...you know. Inside his nether region (blush blush)"

'He put the the phone up his arse?'

"Hehe...well yes, but those aren't the terms we use here. It's embarrassing to talk about officially so we tend to become British when discussing such matters on TV"

'I see, and what ring tone gave the Inmate away good Sir?'

"Well I have the phone right here Squire"

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"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

'Inside his person Officer?'

"Gosh! haha...you know. Inside his nether region (blush blush)"

'He put the the phone up his arse?'

"Hehe...well yes, but those aren't the terms we use here. It's embarrassing to talk about officially so we tend to become British when discussing such matters on TV"

'I see, and what ring tone gave the Inmate away good Sir?'

"Well I have the phone right here Squire"


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lulz 1rof1


Great song, too!
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

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How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?
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Double post -- sorry

Last Edited by Lady Jane Smith on 02/08/2013 04:19 PM
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Warning -- explicit lyrics




Last Edited by Lady Jane Smith on 02/08/2013 04:19 PM
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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I think i would be using hands free speaker mode after suitcasing it.

On second thought I would just go without the phone
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ohhhh........i bet vibrate felt goooooood......
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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

[link to www.ihatethemedia.com]
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?
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I'm ashamed of the words that I googled to find that article.

anon
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

[link to www.ihatethemedia.com]
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?
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I'm ashamed of the words that I googled to find that article.

anon
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ughe
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Warning -- explicit l*rics



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lol
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "butt dialing"

I'm sure the medical staff had a good laugh.
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Wonder if he put it in SIDEWAYS or straight in?
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Wonder if he put it in SIDEWAYS or straight in?
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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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Well ring a ding ding
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he could have gotten away with it BUTT he got caught.
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Does this mean guys can develop a condition called a RECTOCELE, too! lmao
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But what was the ringtone?
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lmao
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He shoulda clinched...
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That must have been a pain in the ass.
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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

[link to www.ihatethemedia.com]
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


I'm ashamed of the words that I googled to find that article.

anon
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ughe
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Whatevs Heineyberg...

chuckle

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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Gotta have that one, lol.
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...


How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?
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I'm ashamed of the words that I googled to find that article.

anon
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


ughe
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Whatevs Heineyberg...

chuckle
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Oh how clever of you OP

but it's not heineyberg....

:they call me:
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"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."
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I bet he had service with Recto-Cellular.
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I bet he had service with Recto-Cellular.
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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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