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Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards

 
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I bet he had service with Recto-Cellular.
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Or with AT&A
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I bet he had service with Recto-Cellular.
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Or with AT&A
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Or Verizon Wire-ass
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I bet he had service with Recto-Cellular.
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Or with AT&A
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Or Verizon Wire-ass
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Or Comcasst
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02/08/2013 05:08 PM
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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

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 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


they tossed his cell?

it's political correctness gone mad!

isn't he perverted enough?
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02/08/2013 05:08 PM
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How was he going to charge it?
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02/08/2013 05:11 PM
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Dumb Con--put a piece of paper between the batt contacts and it is dis-connected.
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02/08/2013 05:35 PM
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What a stinky ringtone! Was it an alarming sound aswell?
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02/08/2013 05:37 PM
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Guys! Maby he could only afford a Fartphone and not a Smartphone, beeing in prison and all :0
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02/08/2013 05:55 PM
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Does anyone want to get that?
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02/08/2013 06:01 PM
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:bottom2: This gives the phrase 'talking out of your arse' a whole new meaning.
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...damn brits...just say ass already...
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02/08/2013 06:03 PM
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I know his ring tone! [link to www.youtube.com]
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02/08/2013 06:10 PM
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Could've put it on vibrate?
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Guys! Maby he could only afford a Fartphone and not a Smartphone, beeing in prison and all :0
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33964397


hahaha
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Was it an Obamaphone?

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02/08/2013 06:34 PM
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butt
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:bottom2: This gives the phrase 'talking out of your arse' a whole new meaning.
 Quoting: Judethz

...damn brits...just say ass already...
 Quoting: Molech 27002649


[link to www.youtube.com]

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02/08/2013 06:44 PM
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ew ew and ew
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02/08/2013 06:49 PM
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Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

[link to www.ihatethemedia.com]
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


shouldn't it be tossed his salad?
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02/08/2013 06:54 PM
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gives new meaning to "Phone Sex"
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SILENCE the damn thing!
lol
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and leave it on vibrate?
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ew ew and ew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33967693


:^this^pink:

lol
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02/08/2013 07:03 PM
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So many men are gay and try to hide it by just going to prison and doing what comes natural to them.

That may be why the recidivism rate is what it is. Men like to think most women are bi-sexual, but it is really the other way around.
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So many men are gay and try to hide it by just going to prison and doing what comes natural to them.

That may be why the recidivism rate is what it is. Men like to think most women are bi-sexual, but it is really the other way around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24131989


Enjoying things up your butt doesn't make you gay.
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So many men are gay and try to hide it by just going to prison and doing what comes natural to them.

That may be why the recidivism rate is what it is. Men like to think most women are bi-sexual, but it is really the other way around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24131989


What a weird post.

ughe
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Was it a camera phone? Talk about shitty resolution!
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So many men are gay and try to hide it by just going to prison and doing what comes natural to them.

That may be why the recidivism rate is what it is. Men like to think most women are bi-sexual, but it is really the other way around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24131989


Or, maybe the guy just wanted his cell phone in prison....
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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This thread is pure comedy gold. Seriously! I am impressed with so many witty, truly humorous responses!!!


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This thread is pure comedy gold. Seriously! I am impressed with so many witty, truly humorous responses!!!


GO TEAM GLP!!!
 Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer


I love it!!!

cheers
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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So many men are gay and try to hide it by just going to prison and doing what comes natural to them.

That may be why the recidivism rate is what it is. Men like to think most women are bi-sexual, but it is really the other way around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24131989


What a weird post.

ughe
 Quoting: *HEISENBERG*


hahaha
"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them."

And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Matthew 10:22

Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you
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Well, this is a good argument for spending more on education. He obviously needs remediation in common sense.

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