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User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:27 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum. "The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named. "Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end." [ link to www.myfoxdc.com] Let the punch-lines commence!!!Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18401048 United States 02/08/2013 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:29 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards Nice!! Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
dookie stain User ID: 1404507 United States 02/08/2013 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards That give a whole new meaning to butt dialing...... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18401048 United States 02/08/2013 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards That give a whole new meaning to butt dialing......
Quoting: dookie stain 1404507 do you get 4G down there or is it always roaming? |
Judethz
User ID: 20521597 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards This gives the phrase 'talking out of your arse' a whole new meaning. |
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AtsuiPanda
User ID: 16510251 United States 02/08/2013 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards lolol :/sdfhasdfshasd/: Those who live by the sword die by the sword, those who don't live by the sword are subject to those who do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18401048 United States 02/08/2013 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards that's it!
i am pinning this mother fucker. |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:35 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards that's it!
i am pinning this mother fucker.
Quoting: Oyster haha, thanks, man! Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24522527 United States 02/08/2013 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards SILENCE the damn thing! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2230505 United States 02/08/2013 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards this reminds me of the scene in batman where the joker puts the phone bomb inside the dude |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18401048 United States 02/08/2013 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards that's it!
i am pinning this mother fucker.
Quoting: Oyster haha, thanks, man! Quoting: Sleeping Giant :thumbsup: |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:37 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards I'd love to know what that ringtone was! [ link to youtu.be] Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20581494 Canada 02/08/2013 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:38 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards SILENCE the damn thing! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522527 Or vibrate, if he is into that kind of thing! Last Edited by Sleeping Giant on 02/08/2013 03:38 PMWake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:39 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards This gives the phrase 'talking out of your arse' a whole new meaning. Quoting: Judethz Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
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MuslimAmerican
User ID: 26542172 United States 02/08/2013 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards But what was the ringtone? Feed the hungry, visit the sick, free a captive if he be unjustly confined(kidnapped/enslaved by someone). Assist any person oppressed, whether they're of the Muslim or non-Muslim. - Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alayhi wasallam) |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:41 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards But what was the ringtone?
Quoting: MuslimAmerican [ link to youtu.be] Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1431110 United States 02/08/2013 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards he should have used a fart sound as his ring tone lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10783814 United States 02/08/2013 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:42 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards he should have used a fart sound as his ring tone lol
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1431110 Would have been hilarious. Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18401048 United States 02/08/2013 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards |
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User ID: 17867407 United States 02/08/2013 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards Maybe his name was Lipshitz. If your lipshitz, my ass talks. stars |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:44 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards Whoa, look at this one!!!! Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt
Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell. [ link to www.ihatethemedia.com] Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:46 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards Another ringtone choice: [ link to youtu.be] Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20904099 United States 02/08/2013 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards
But what was the ringtone?
Quoting: MuslimAmerican Tunnel of Love? I Like Big Butts? Brown-Eyed Girl? Here Comes That Lovin' Feeling? Highway to Hell??? LOL!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33508203 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards SILENCE the damn thing! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522527 Or vibrate, if he is into that kind of thing! Quoting: Sleeping Giant he would be, if Bubba hadn't made it like tossing a cucumber up Santa Monica Boulevard |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26356975 Netherlands 02/08/2013 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards I guess it was the wrong time for a booty call :( |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:51 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards SILENCE the damn thing! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24522527 Or vibrate, if he is into that kind of thing! Quoting: Sleeping Giant he would be, if Bubba hadn't made it like tossing a cucumber up Santa Monica Boulevard Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33508203 [ link to youtu.be] Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:52 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards I guess it was the wrong time for a booty call :(
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26356975 Brilliant!!!! Literal and figurative, well done! Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
Sleeping Giant (OP)
User ID: 543618 United States 02/08/2013 03:52 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards But what was the ringtone?
Quoting: MuslimAmerican Tunnel of Love?
I Like Big Butts? Brown-Eyed Girl? Here Comes That Lovin' Feeling?
Highway to Hell??? LOL!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20904099 Wake up, oh sleeper, and rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you |
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