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My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?

 
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My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?
EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful.

It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!?

wtf
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Also, thank God short shorts aren't in style. It's definitely not an option for me.
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Duct tape.
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Surgery.
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Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
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Get those hanging balls cut off dude

s226

Chicks DO NOT like them.
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Yup, but of course that is because I'm a Brit and we have been fed horsemeat and we didn't know it.
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Get a nut reduction...seriously. Look it up ...it's called a lopoffame surgery...and. If you need a bigger penis you can have a procedure called an banana2addadicktame
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EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful.

It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!?

wtf
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wtf
is right
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EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful.

It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!?

wtf
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wtf
is right
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Glad you all could get a good laugh at my expense

sigh
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Hide em in yer arshole
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You posted it. Wudju expect?
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02/08/2013 07:31 PM
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my balls smell like A1 stake sauce.
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02/08/2013 07:32 PM
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Seriously...you need to google a scrotum reduction surgery.
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Many hubby shaves his balls because I don't like hair tickling my nose
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02/08/2013 07:33 PM
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my Chinese bf has the same problem, his name in Hung Lo.
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02/08/2013 07:36 PM
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Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?
Well most people on this forum always seem to chime in with the "pics or I ain't believing it" comment, but in this case we can probably just skip that one!!

And yeah see a doctor about getting something done, would most likely the best comment - so far!!
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02/08/2013 07:38 PM

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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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02/08/2013 07:40 PM

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Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
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lol

Memories.....

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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02/08/2013 07:46 PM
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hate 2 be the one to say it, but-
PICS or IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
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02/08/2013 07:50 PM
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Bet it sux riding your bike
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I would see a Doctor i am sure they can do something.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful.

It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!?

wtf
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Did ya get em caught in the door when you were young?

BTW..dont tell obama..he will hire you as his new houseboy.
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roll em up and tuck em in a good pair of snug undies.
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02/08/2013 08:06 PM
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angryface Ewwww.....
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02/08/2013 08:07 PM
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Put a rubber band on just above the balls.
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Only after i`ve been sitting in the sauna for a hour and a half.gives
objective viewer
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How short ARE you?

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