My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult

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My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32907732 United States 02/08/2013 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful. It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!?

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 32907732 United States 02/08/2013 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Also, thank God short shorts aren't in style. It's definitely not an option for me.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9247375 United States 02/08/2013 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Duct tape.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18308887 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33963230 Australia 02/08/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Surgery.
Snarf User ID: 1528429 United States 02/08/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 7657269 United States 02/08/2013 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Get those hanging balls cut off dude Chicks DO NOT like them.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33697746 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Yup, but of course that is because I'm a Brit and we have been fed horsemeat and we didn't know it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27099018 United States 02/08/2013 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Get a nut reduction...seriously. Look it up ...it's called a lopoffame surgery...and. If you need a bigger penis you can have a procedure called an addadicktame
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18308887 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18308887 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here?

DesinzitizedSleepWalker9978 User ID: 33296170 United States 02/08/2013 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful. It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32907732 is right
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 32907732 United States 02/08/2013 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful. It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32907732 is right Quoting: DesinzitizedSleepWalker9978 Glad you all could get a good laugh at my expense
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17552394 United States 02/08/2013 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Hide em in yer arshole
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7657269 United States 02/08/2013 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? You posted it. Wudju expect?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1546575 United Kingdom 02/08/2013 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? my balls smell like A1 stake sauce.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 27099018 United States 02/08/2013 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Seriously...you need to google a scrotum reduction surgery.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27099018 United States 02/08/2013 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Many hubby shaves his balls because I don't like hair tickling my nose
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33868876 United States 02/08/2013 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? my Chinese bf has the same problem, his name in Hung Lo.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27235266 United States 02/08/2013 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Well most people on this forum always seem to chime in with the "pics or I ain't believing it" comment, but in this case we can probably just skip that one!! And yeah see a doctor about getting something done, would most likely the best comment - so far!!
Hawk-02 Hawk-o-holic User ID: 897951 United States 02/08/2013 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Pickle Suprise!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 26795689 United States 02/08/2013 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Quoting: Snarf Memories.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33821468 United States 02/08/2013 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? hate 2 be the one to say it, but- PICS or IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
yes User ID: 22179141 United States 02/08/2013 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Bet it sux riding your bike
MONSTER User ID: 2122560 United States 02/08/2013 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? I would see a Doctor i am sure they can do something. KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN. I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT. HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33965976 Australia 02/08/2013 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? EVERYTIME I sit down I have to be careful. It's really not fun. I'm a fit good looking guy. Always in the gym. But I can't count how many times I was about to seal the deal with a chick. She's all into it. I pull my pants down and it's a deal breaker. It's happened at least 15 times. Now I have a complex about it. WTF. what did I do to deserve this fate?!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32907732 Did ya get em caught in the door when you were young? BTW..dont tell obama..he will hire you as his new houseboy.
teacup User ID: 33973528 Australia 02/08/2013 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? roll em up and tuck em in a good pair of snug undies.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6713570 United States 02/08/2013 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Ewwww.....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33972000 United States 02/08/2013 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Put a rubber band on just above the balls.
PC FREE User ID: 5359980 United States 02/08/2013 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? Only after i`ve been sitting in the sauna for a hour and a half. objective viewer
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21903530 Canada 02/08/2013 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: My Nuts Hang Halfway Down To My Knees - Makes Life Very Difficult - Are There Any Other Low Hangers Here? How short ARE you?
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