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I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 10:41 PM
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I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
I am excited everyday and could not be happier but my brother on the other hand has a girlfriend and is much less happier then me and seems much more miserable lol

I am telling u guys aint missing anything being without a girl .. I COULD NOT BE ANY HAPPIER that I don`t have a girlfriend .. the ppl that make it seem like ur missing a lot without having a girlfriend are DRAMA fking queens
BxMac

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02/08/2013 10:44 PM

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Good to know.

Now step off the ledge very slowly and come back in the window.

We've got cookies.
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 10:45 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
Wait till your 50. You really won't care then.
Dr. Greenthumb

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02/08/2013 10:46 PM

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What's your secret?
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 10:47 PM
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well I want a boyfriend!
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 10:49 PM
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There's a reason for that talk to the hand business. The hand, a mans best friend.
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 10:49 PM
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Nostradamus predicted you wouldn't have a girlfriend anyways in quatrain XII.
Lex
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02/08/2013 10:50 PM
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Funny you used the phrase:
"On the other hand..."
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02/08/2013 10:55 PM
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I go where I want, when I want,for as long as I want, with who I want, anytime I want. For the last 5 years. I will never go back to the hell they call relationships.

I worked with a guy once, he said I will be lonely. I laughed at him and said you're an idiot, and I prove it over and over again. About 3 days later on the way to work, all the guy did was bitch about his cunt wife. I looked at him and smiled. It repeated itself about every other day.

Woman are fuking nuts, and men are assholes. Both lie their asses off, and everyone is fake as fuck.

Like now, how nice is it to hear silence and it be peaceful all around, not some nagging lying bitch fucking up my peace.
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02/08/2013 10:55 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
Good for you! I've always had a happy life also without a girlfriend too. But idk maybe its seeing everyone you know with girlfriends/wives and kids makes me think like oh why don't I have a gf? And every time I see people that's all they say to me, or they ask don't you want a girlfriend and I say no, then they think I'm weird. Its really annoying. Honestly 5 years ago I did want a girlfriend. But I had so many girls tease and flirt with me then run off and get another boyfriend. It just confused me and changed my whole opinion of girls. They are all bitches!! Last summer someone tried hooking me up with a girl and I fully blew her off haha.
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 10:58 PM
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talk around work is bitching about there wife and how poor they are thats all u hear them talking about

instead it should be guns boats 4 wheeling boats atv's etc its like a bitch fest at work
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 11:04 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
talk around work is bitching about there wife and how poor they are thats all u hear them talking about

instead it should be guns boats 4 wheeling boats atv's etc its like a bitch fest at work
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15326304


Men want pussy. Thats it. Women want money, an ear to bitch into, a dildo, an affair, and every fucking thing else.
Chuck
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02/08/2013 11:07 PM
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Get over the tuna and get a man
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 11:10 PM
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What a bunch of losers!!! Thats all I can say!
BxMac

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02/08/2013 11:10 PM

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Chuck likes the steak.
Anonymous Coward
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02/08/2013 11:11 PM
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hey, if you get carpal tunnel you can always go back to women
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02/08/2013 11:21 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
I go where I want, when I want,for as long as I want, with who I want, anytime I want. For the last 5 years. I will never go back to the hell they call relationships.

I worked with a guy once, he said I will be lonely. I laughed at him and said you're an idiot, and I prove it over and over again. About 3 days later on the way to work, all the guy did was bitch about his cunt wife. I looked at him and smiled. It repeated itself about every other day.

Woman are fuking nuts, and men are assholes. Both lie their asses off, and everyone is fake as fuck.

Like now, how nice is it to hear silence and it be peaceful all around, not some nagging lying bitch fucking up my peace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24608786


Ditto.....

I don't need the aggravation (of being with a guy). I go where I want, spend what I want, don't have to cook and wash/iron his clothes, and I have full control of the remote. Life is good.
maxx411

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02/08/2013 11:29 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
I am excited everyday and could not be happier but my brother on the other hand has a girlfriend and is much less happier then me and seems much more miserable lol

I am telling u guys aint missing anything being without a girl .. I COULD NOT BE ANY HAPPIER that I don`t have a girlfriend .. the ppl that make it seem like ur missing a lot without having a girlfriend are DRAMA fking queens
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12192694


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So your brother is getting pussy and you are molesting yourself at night and his life sucks?? Bro wake the fuck up, the fact you are taking a shot your brother tells me,you mad and jealous of him!! lol. Chics are way too pretty and fun to say you can live without them, matter of time before you start liking dudes
japanpm
maxx411

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02/08/2013 11:32 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
Good for you! I've always had a happy life also without a girlfriend too. But idk maybe its seeing everyone you know with girlfriends/wives and kids makes me think like oh why don't I have a gf? And every time I see people that's all they say to me, or they ask don't you want a girlfriend and I say no, then they think I'm weird. Its really annoying. Honestly 5 years ago I did want a girlfriend. But I had so many girls tease and flirt with me then run off and get another boyfriend. It just confused me and changed my whole opinion of girls. They are all bitches!! Last summer someone tried hooking me up with a girl and I fully blew her off haha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12204182


Yea im sure she really missed out, wow some of you guys are whack
maxx411

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02/08/2013 11:33 PM
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Re: I don`t have a girlfriend and I am happy
well I want a boyfriend!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27202787


What up girl!