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Didn't Veronica wipe Jesus's face with the silk panties Jesus was wearing at the Last Supper and his face made an image on his panties which meant that he was a not only a faggot but a gay faggot? God doesn't hate fags because he cannot hate is own son/ Logic, dummies
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Demon.

Your future ain't pretty.
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you're mad because that got you all hot and horny, imagining Jesus' panties. Go ahead, sniff them and partake of his anal sacrament.
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I told you so...
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Keep that list going. You'll be past point number 50 in two months raising your wtf to WTF!
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1) massive earthquakes , in sheer unprecedented frequency striking the Solomon Islands, a pre-cursor?

2) a crazed "maniac", a large black man with amazing tactical background skills on the loose and "invisible" - grounds for drone attack?

3) a meteor headed our way, allegedly missing a direct strike by a mere three miles?

4) North Korea on the brink of testing nuclear delivery systems capable of striking California?

5) Venezuela pulling back their currency in order to guard against impending worldwide economic collapse?

6) incredible storm striking 10% of the country with a deluge of snowfall, leading to blackouts and likely , ultimately, the deaths by exposure of many people who are STILL homeless from Sandy

7) a President who fails to address publicly ANYTHING of substance, especially charges brought against him by MOST Americans.

I ask you. WTF.
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Welcome to the jungle
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not 3 miles, 30,000 for the meteor.
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1) massive earthquakes , in sheer unprecedented frequency striking the Solomon Islands, a pre-cursor?

2) a crazed "maniac", a large black man with amazing tactical background skills on the loose and "invisible" - grounds for drone attack?

3) a meteor headed our way, allegedly missing a direct strike by a mere three miles?

4) North Korea on the brink of testing nuclear delivery systems capable of striking California?

5) Venezuela pulling back their currency in order to guard against impending worldwide economic collapse?

6) incredible storm striking 10% of the country with a deluge of snowfall, leading to blackouts and likely , ultimately, the deaths by exposure of many people who are STILL homeless from Sandy

7) a President who fails to address publicly ANYTHING of substance, especially charges brought against him by MOST Americans.

I ask you. WTF.
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger



8) Folks, these big earthquakes are due to Mars alignment, Definitaly, Period :

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read this see who descovered alignemnt theorys, it's the Same Man, or Dr Omerbashisch:

Thread: Did Wineland and Haroche Steal Idea For 2012 Nobel Physics Prize?


Genius. Nuff said.

ohyeah
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If Christians were doing what we are commanded to do, we would be doing greater works than Christ did. Not too many, if any, are fulfilling that prediction.

Maybe He's mad about it.
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What if IAMIAM really is the Christ and He is really pissed off at everyone for being so lackadaisical-- Christians included-- if not singled out?
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As in the days of Noah my friend.

Everything has been revealed, and as in the days of Noah,

the truth of it will be mocked until the fires are upon one's

own house.
Thread: Chains

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One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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Then it will be too late for repentance.
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1) massive earthquakes , in sheer unprecedented frequency striking the Solomon Islands, a pre-cursor?

2) a crazed "maniac", a large black man with amazing tactical background skills on the loose and "invisible" - grounds for drone attack?

3) a meteor headed our way, allegedly missing a direct strike by a mere three miles?

4) North Korea on the brink of testing nuclear delivery systems capable of striking California?

5) Venezuela pulling back their currency in order to guard against impending worldwide economic collapse?

6) incredible storm striking 10% of the country with a deluge of snowfall, leading to blackouts and likely , ultimately, the deaths by exposure of many people who are STILL homeless from Sandy

7) a President who fails to address publicly ANYTHING of substance, especially charges brought against him by MOST Americans.

I ask you. WTF.
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Welcome to the jungle
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Don't forget the brazil nightclub fire where people weren't allowed to leave in case they hadn't paid their bar tab. Nobody gets out alive.
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Remember that one time Jesus lay on his back and pulled his knees to his chest? Then he called Moses over and said, "Moses, come here." Moses walked up to him and Jesus said, "Moses, come closer." Moses stood directly in front of him and said, "What is your bidding my Lord?" Jesus clinched his teeth and sent a chunky stream of projectile shit at Moses which covered him head to toe. Moses started crying and Jesus said, "You take it you little sissy and you like it." Jesus finished with a loud corn fart which blew Moses into a hay bale. I forget the lesson Moses was supposed to learn but its in the bible somehwere.
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not 3 miles, 30,000 for the meteor.
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No,no, as per the nasa conference (was that yesterday?) it is at 17,000....
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Unfortunately no zombies yet :(
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Are you kidding?

Over half of the United States population are zombies right now. They have no brain, follow the herd at all costs, when they find a human they attempt to infect them with their zombie sickness. This virus is transmitted by talking heads, not bites like you've been lead to believe in the movies. When they speak it'll drive a normal person mad, but if you're predisposed to this illness you instantly become glossy eyed, your brain ceases to function normally. Your communication abilities will be limited to "text speak." Other side effects are: Abnormal craving of reality TV and social media.

It's rampant I tell ya! Now that you are fully aware of the what the zombie virus really is do you have any in your area?
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That and crack.

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DHS buying 2 billion rounds of ammo and gun registration/confiscation signals economic collapse.
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I found Jesus on my own over years of trials and personal suffering. When having it forced down my throat or pushed on me relentlessly by people, I have always resisted, as is the way with human nature. Since becoming renewed, I have found at times that certain people gravitate toward me and a few have even asked what is the secret to my joy and way of living, being calmer and more centered. THAT is when I tell them what has changed my life. I don't force it on them, or preach endlessly. I just simply state the truth and it is up to them if they wish to pursue their own journey to this wonderful life changing effect, this gift from our Lord. This is as it should be.
 Quoting: KwittyKwitty


As you do what you are called to do,

so do I as commanded to do.


This is the final curtain call for sinners to repentance.

And as I have declared that if you bear the Mark of the Beast,

then so have you declared your allegiance to it, and will perish with it.


For a Man is not saved by his works, or by faith, but by the Grace of God in reward for OBEDIENCE.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Eph 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Romans 3:10 - As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:23 - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners,
Christ died for us.
Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus
Christ our Lord.
Romans 10:9-10 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in
thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto
salvation.
Romans 10:13 - For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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Thread: So, Jesus comes back and says this...

2/9/2013 Dont need your kind here asshole
2/9/2013 Bad Language
2/8/2013 Thin ice he skates on.
2/8/2013 Now tell me I am lying


This is what you would have to say for yourselves.
Thread: Chains

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I found Jesus on my own over years of trials and personal suffering. When having it forced down my throat or pushed on me relentlessly by people, I have always resisted, as is the way with human nature. Since becoming renewed, I have found at times that certain people gravitate toward me and a few have even asked what is the secret to my joy and way of living, being calmer and more centered. THAT is when I tell them what has changed my life. I don't force it on them, or preach endlessly. I just simply state the truth and it is up to them if they wish to pursue their own journey to this wonderful life changing effect, this gift from our Lord. This is as it should be.
 Quoting: KwittyKwitty


As you do what you are called to do,

so do I as commanded to do.


This is the final curtain call for sinners to repentance.

And as I have declared that if you bear the Mark of the Beast,

then so have you declared your allegiance to it, and will perish with it.


For a Man is not saved by his works, or by faith, but by the Grace of God in reward for OBEDIENCE.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Eph 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Romans 3:10 - As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:23 - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners,
Christ died for us.
Romans 6:23 - For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus
Christ our Lord.
Romans 10:9-10 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in
thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto
salvation.
Romans 10:13 - For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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A lot about what Paul said, and nothing of what Jesus said.

We have a different Master.


43Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. 44But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; 45That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust. 46For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same? 47And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so? 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

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Newsflash: Crazy shit has been going on since the beginning of time, you speak as like these events are something new.
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Jhn 16:13-16 Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, [that] shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
He shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall shew [it] unto you.
All things that the Father hath are mine: therefore said I, that he shall take of mine, and shall shew [it] unto you.
A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me, because I go to the Father.
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way worse has and will happen we just have the internet now so we can all see/hear about it ...
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Yep. Shaping up to be an interesting week. A good time to double check your preparations, make sure the supplies and gear are ready. Have a plan for everything.

Pray to the God you put your faith in, because things are NOT going to be getting any better over the short term.


EVERYWHERE you look and listen, everyone is filled with anxiety and fear. Talk about revolution, dollar implosion, extreme weather.
No talk of love, of responsibility, no talk of compassion and neighborliness.

Good MUST ultimately prevail, so be of good cheer.
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Aaaaaaand how!
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Jhn 16:13-16 Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, [that] shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
He shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall shew [it] unto you.
All things that the Father hath are mine: therefore said I, that he shall take of mine, and shall shew [it] unto you.
A little while, and ye shall not see me: and again, a little while, and ye shall see me, because I go to the Father.
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Jesus Christ = King of kings Lord of lords4454

Praise our Messiah!!!
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Don't worry, Christ will come back with his Annunaki angels and save us from these reptilian demons and lead us into a paradise of star children and apple trees we can't eat fruit from...
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1) massive earthquakes , in sheer unprecedented frequency striking the Solomon Islands, a pre-cursor?

2) a crazed "maniac", a large black man with amazing tactical background skills on the loose and "invisible" - grounds for drone attack?

3) a meteor headed our way, allegedly missing a direct strike by a mere three miles?

4) North Korea on the brink of testing nuclear delivery systems capable of striking California?

5) Venezuela pulling back their currency in order to guard against impending worldwide economic collapse?

6) incredible storm striking 10% of the country with a deluge of snowfall, leading to blackouts and likely , ultimately, the deaths by exposure of many people who are STILL homeless from Sandy

7) a President who fails to address publicly ANYTHING of substance, especially charges brought against him by MOST Americans.

I ask you. WTF.
 Quoting: TheTruthMonger


You guys are hilarious.

1. Earthquakes happen. EVERY TIME there are major earthquakes it's like it's the first time ever. The ground will stop shaking and life will continue in the islands. I feel sorry for the people who are dealing with it, but it is not the end of the world.

2.For a Drone strike to be used he would HAVE to be a member of Al Quedea. Barring that is is absolutely illegal to use a drone on him. He's going to get caught by the cops.

3.The meteor is going to miss us by three miles? Uh, do I even have to start with this one?

4.NK won't use a nuclear missile on California, for the same reason Russia hasn't even though they could any second.
Nobody living there wants to see their country explode.

5.Venezuela has lowered their currency once every few years for nearly a decade now. It didn't mean the end of the world then and it doesn't know. It might be good for them, or it might be bad, but it's a currency nobody cares about so it really has nothing to do with you.

6.I'm in New York. The storm is bad but it's not any worse then the ones we get every once in a while. I do hope the people who are still suffering from Sandy are okay though.

7.I'm going to avoid politics.

So yeah, in summary: Calm the fuck down.
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Don't worry, Christ will come back with his Annunaki angels and save us from these reptilian demons and lead us into a paradise of star children and apple trees we can't eat fruit from...
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No one can save you when you will not do what you must do to be saved.
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If Christians were doing what we are commanded to do, we would be doing greater works than Christ did. Not too many, if any, are fulfilling that prediction.

Maybe He's mad about it.
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That would have to insist that all professing Christians are what they claim. By their fruits, they shall be known.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous

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