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Jesus asked to join Freemason and illuminati?

 
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Jesus asked to join Freemason and illuminati?
Was Jesus asked to join the ancient secret society?

Matthew 4:8-11 (NKJV)

8 Again, the devil took Him up on an exceedingly high mountain, and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory.

9 And he said to Him, “All these things I will give You if You will fall down and worship me.”

10 Then Jesus said to him, “Away with you, Satan! For it is written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve.’”

11 Then the devil left Him, and behold, angels came and ministered to Him.

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I thought everyone knew he started the illuminati.
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Bob Marley asked me.
I told him I was busy that Day (that and I've heard rumour he had head lice...can you imagine that, illuminated lice? They would know how to avoid the lice shampoo. It would never end).
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Welcome to enlightenement. Release your spirituality. Be free.
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Welcome to enlightenement. Release your spirituality. Be free.
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Was Jesus asked to join the ancient secret society?

Matthew 4:8-11 (NKJV)

8 Again, the devil took Him up on an exceedingly high mountain, and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory.

9 And he said to Him, “All these things I will give You if You will fall down and worship me.”

10 Then Jesus said to him, “Away with you, Satan! For it is written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve.’”

11 Then the devil left Him, and behold, angels came and ministered to Him.


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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?
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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?
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Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?
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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?
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Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?
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Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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Re: Jesus asked to join Freemason and illuminati?
Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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What got you to come up with that idea?
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...

It is symbolic of the resolution of the Oedipus Complex.

...swish!

cruise
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Re: Jesus asked to join Freemason and illuminati?
Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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What got you to come up with that idea?
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


...

It is symbolic of the resolution of the Oedipus Complex.

...swish!

cruise
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If Satan was Jesus's Father
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Or his mother...

hmm
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One would imagine she would be One Hot Tamale!
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...

Only the very hottest tamales for 'ol El Elyon after all...

lmao
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Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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Let K.Kool answer this one........SHE has ALL the answers5a.
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What Would El Elyon Do?

Save Mother Earth

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Damn straight... and the apple never falls far from the tree.

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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?
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Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?
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Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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Er the quotes are all scrambled up here peeps!!
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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?
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Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?
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Yes he WANTED him to worship him in exchange for riches and power to which Jesus replied "get thee behind me Satan" (or similar to that) - he never actually followed him at all, he denounced him.

So what dots is it then, I am supposed to connect, because if Jesus didn't follow the devil, what group are you saying he asked to join?

Last Edited by Lotus Flower on 02/09/2013 06:42 AM
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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?
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Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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No that responsibility falls to those left here now.
Lotus

Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares - Hebrews 13:2

One Crowded hour of glorious life, is worth an age without a name - Thomas Osbert Mordaunt
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The Tree

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Three Tree!

E8TripleTree
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Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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No that responsibility falls to those left here now.
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That was me that said this

And yes it does, because Jesus pays for the sins of mankind.

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I know there game :)

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I know there game :)

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lmao

Lovely
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Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.
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No that responsibility falls to those left here now.
 Quoting: Axo Azeratel


That was me that said this

And yes it does, because Jesus pays for the sins of mankind.

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 Quoting: Lotus Flower


damn all the quotes are getting mixed up LOL
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Jesus pays for the sins of mankind.
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And that is heavy debt to pay
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That it is...
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damn all the quotes are getting mixed up LOL
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Shit happens

We follow ya so far I think

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I know there game :)

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lmao

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They forget I am the first and the last :) Wine into water is my favorite trick lol
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Yes he WANTED him to worship him in exchange for riches and power to which Jesus replied "get thee behind me Satan" (or similar to that) - he never actually followed him at all, he denounced him.

So what dots is it then, I am supposed to connect, because if Jesus didn't follow the devil, what group are you saying he asked to join?
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Yes its true Jesus didnt worship satan,but it the same temptation the modern man faces being asked to worship satan in exchange for riches and power. See how movies and music videos glorify satanic worship. That it pays to worship satan.

I have been saying this, that this new world order agenda is all about getting the whole world to worship satan.
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Yes he WANTED him to worship him in exchange for riches and power to which Jesus replied "get thee behind me Satan" (or similar to that) - he never actually followed him at all, he denounced him.

So what dots is it then, I am supposed to connect, because if Jesus didn't follow the devil, what group are you saying he asked to join?
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Yes its true Jesus didnt worship satan,but it the same temptation the modern man faces being asked to worship satan in exchange for riches and power. See how movies and music videos glorify satanic worship. That it pays to worship satan.

I have been saying this, that this new world order agenda is all about getting the whole world to worship satan.
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No its the very opposite man is born into darkness under the shadow of mars/mans soul this program is what the new world order are trying to destroy war on Terra as they say but its war on man to the mid east is the collective of this soul when the mid east bears fruit then you will the truth :)

As above so below

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Yes he WANTED him to worship him in exchange for riches and power to which Jesus replied "get thee behind me Satan" (or similar to that) - he never actually followed him at all, he denounced him.

So what dots is it then, I am supposed to connect, because if Jesus didn't follow the devil, what group are you saying he asked to join?
 Quoting: Lotus Flower


Yes its true Jesus didnt worship satan,but it the same temptation the modern man faces being asked to worship satan in exchange for riches and power. See how movies and music videos glorify satanic worship. That it pays to worship satan.

I have been saying this, that this new world order agenda is all about getting the whole world to worship satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31769086


Ahhh apologies OP I see what you mean now.

Jesus' life was showing how we could live ourselves and the possible steps and crossroads we would come across along the way.

People only have to look at their own lives gone by and notice how they may have chosen more on the selfish (satanic) path rather than the unselfish (Christlike) path, ie lust over unconditional love for another, greed over generosity, ignoring our fellow man when it would have been possible to help, wastefulness when it would have been possible to give away....

The list is almost endless.

It would be a Saint that has not succumbed to the selfish path at times, some more than others, but virtually everybody has done so at some time, it is how we learn from it all and gradually change that matters, not what we have done before.

Wishing you well OP, I am sorry I misunderstood you.
Lotus

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