Jesus asked to join Freemason and illuminati?

I thought everyone knew he started the illuminati.

Bob Marley asked me.
I told him I was busy that Day (that and I've heard rumour he had head lice...can you imagine that, illuminated lice? They would know how to avoid the lice shampoo. It would never end).

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So how exactly is it Jesus asked to join the Freemasons and Illuminati then OP or any ancient secret society come to that?

Freemasonry and illuminati dates back to ancient Egyptian times. Now this part of the bible give an interesting scenario as to what the devil wanted from Jesus. He wanted Jesus to worship him in exchange for riches and power. Can you connect the dots?

Jesus was worshipping the devil the whole time, he just wasn't aware of it.

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It is symbolic of the resolution of the Oedipus Complex.

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Or his mother...

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Only the very hottest tamales for 'ol El Elyon after all...

Let K.Kool answer this one........SHE has ALL the answers.

Damn straight... and the apple never falls far from the tree.



Last Edited by pi on 02/09/2013 06:35 AM

Er the quotes are all scrambled up here peeps!!

Yes he WANTED him to worship him in exchange for riches and power to which Jesus replied "get thee behind me Satan" (or similar to that) - he never actually followed him at all, he denounced him.

So what dots is it then, I am supposed to connect, because if Jesus didn't follow the devil, what group are you saying he asked to join?

Last Edited by Lotus Flower on 02/09/2013 06:42 AM

No that responsibility falls to those left here now.

Three Tree!

That was me that said this

And yes it does, because Jesus pays for the sins of mankind.

I know there game :)

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Lovely

damn all the quotes are getting mixed up LOL

That it is...

Shit happens

We follow ya so far I think

They forget I am the first and the last :) Wine into water is my favorite trick lol

Yes its true Jesus didnt worship satan,but it the same temptation the modern man faces being asked to worship satan in exchange for riches and power. See how movies and music videos glorify satanic worship. That it pays to worship satan.

I have been saying this, that this new world order agenda is all about getting the whole world to worship satan.

No its the very opposite man is born into darkness under the shadow of mars/mans soul this program is what the new world order are trying to destroy war on Terra as they say but its war on man to the mid east is the collective of this soul when the mid east bears fruit then you will the truth :)

As above so below

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Ahhh apologies OP I see what you mean now.

Jesus' life was showing how we could live ourselves and the possible steps and crossroads we would come across along the way.

People only have to look at their own lives gone by and notice how they may have chosen more on the selfish (satanic) path rather than the unselfish (Christlike) path, ie lust over unconditional love for another, greed over generosity, ignoring our fellow man when it would have been possible to help, wastefulness when it would have been possible to give away....

The list is almost endless.

It would be a Saint that has not succumbed to the selfish path at times, some more than others, but virtually everybody has done so at some time, it is how we learn from it all and gradually change that matters, not what we have done before.

Wishing you well OP, I am sorry I misunderstood you.