I am a POTATO, ask me a question.

are you mashed or roast?

I can count to potato!

Fuck off.

Whats up with you starch Hitler?

What is the finest word of the day, Potato Esquire?

According to your flag you're a Gypsy not a potato.

Chipped or French-fried？

so can Gabby Giffords!

What does it mean, when you are green, are you safe to eat?

TOO SOON! but i lol'd

One of them Gypsy Potatoes, lol.

:potato:

Have not seen Shooting Stars for a while!

Hey there, you big spud you! ;) xXx

A French potato is into fries.
A DJ potato is into mashups.
A pot head potato is into baked.
A drunk potato is always smashed.
A sporty potato is into croquet.
A noisey Pommy is into pomme noisettes.
When a Pommy and a Frenchy get together they make pomme frite.
Gippetto likes PinGnoccio

:p

I am teh potato! creator, axe me a question.

Is that you, GlaDOS?


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Obviously potatoes DON'T ANSWER the questions they demand us to ask. Chicken shit potato!

why you such a perv?

Is that noise you make while deep frying a scream for help?

Roast

"Eat more broccoli"

Who knows? A potato doesn't know he's a potato. He just is.

Why are you a blight on society?

No. Do not eat green potatoes.

Apparently i am :(

are you still fucking grannies?

nice goal the other day, btw.