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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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1 star from a Brain-Washed Christian.
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There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible.
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[link to www.biblediscoveries.com]


Fuck ignorance.
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Man are you gonna get penis paper cuts.
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There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible.
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[link to www.biblediscoveries.com]


Fuck ignorance.
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But..but.. it's on the internet. It must be true.
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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It is coded and could NOT have been done by man.It is an amazing book if you study it with an open mind.Unfortuantely most refuse to open the mind and go in with a shut mind.It describes nuclear war which is very soon.
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There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible.
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[link to www.biblediscoveries.com]


Fuck ignorance.
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But..but.. it's on the internet. It must be true.
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... and all photos from the places of reference photoshoped.
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You're in dangerous waters.

My advice to you is for you to humble yourself.
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There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible.
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[link to www.biblediscoveries.com]


Fuck ignorance.
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But..but.. it's on the internet. It must be true.
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... and all photos from the places of reference photoshoped.
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[link to www.anchorstone.com]
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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Whenever I an in a book store, I move some bibles over to the science fiction fantasy isle.
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The "Bible" is, obviously, made-up BS, over centuries of bollocks.
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funny antichrists baby
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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This documentary shows that the real Mount Sinai has been found in Saudi Arabia.

[link to www.imdb.com]


This book lays things out & shows that the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt to Mt. Sinai really happened.

[link to www.amazon.com]


Chariot wheels have been found at the bottom of the Red Sea. There is plenty of evidence, you just need to have your eyes open to see it.
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Thank you for caring so much, to make a thread about something that you don't believe in. You atheists are so blind to see that you all are proving Master Freemason Albert Pike correct.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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You DO have #1 correct.cruise
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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1 star from a Brain-Washed Christian.
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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This documentary shows that the real Mount Sinai has been found in Saudi Arabia.

[link to www.imdb.com]


This book lays things out & shows that the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt to Mt. Sinai really happened.

[link to www.amazon.com]


Chariot wheels have been found at the bottom of the Red Sea. There is plenty of evidence, you just need to have your eyes open to see it.
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John 3:12 KJV
If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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sad days ahead
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Op's about to paste a big long line of contradictions, for they are many.
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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Faith is why.

If there were hard evidence then faith would be useless; god has chosen what seems foolishness to the unwise to reach those who have ears to hear.

The creator of all will sanctify himself in the eyes of all the nations; and that right quick.

It is the time.
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I have no idea who and what you have been listening to: But you are as lost as a rock in the water. I was the same way once upon a time. But you know what? I did not believe what anyone told me about this God and Jesus.. I did not believe the people that fall out when the spirit of the holy one showed up. I would look for the exit. But let's say I was one that could not mind his on business. I went to church,not one that was dead, but one that was alive...
I challenged God, if you are who you say you are bring it on...Oh Lord WoW

I'm not the person from that day. I now know now what the power of God can do for you. I will tell you this know body
know body, wanted to be around me. The spirit told me to count all my friends, I did 000000000 darn. I was no person to cross. I was alcoholic,mean as a snake and twice as bad,I
did nothing but chase women,drink and
fight,among other things,only God knows.
God gives you a choice you can go the way you want, I chose with Him. I'm not all the way there yet, but I know when I fall,He will pick me up if I ask,and some times when I don't.

I challenge you,step out of the dark,an into the light,if you dare...
Talk
to Him,ask Him to show you the difference in the two ways to go. Haven or Hell,I have been to both. But be careful how ask Him. It can be wonderful or down right ugly. Before my visit,I would not give Him the time of day. Now I love Him with all my heart and can't get enough of Him thank you Jesus... You probably know that demons do exist so why not God. The BIBLE
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funny antichrists baby
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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My final answer is 2.
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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Which bible?
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1. The Bible never contradicts itself. 2. There is absolutely NO evidence supporting any of the stories in the Bible. Out of all of the research that have been conducted by scientists and archaeologists, there has been no evidence of any of the stories in the Bible happening. 3. If the Bible is correct, than Humanity is only 12,000 - 40,000 years old.
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And you only bother to listen to men but you do not use BRAIN....you see God gave you one. Spiritual Warfare has destroyed your outlook. Read the New Testament Gospels with sincerity....Once you are communing with God, Jesus Christ and Their Holy Spirit you will never feel that way again.

You need to first remove your hate for God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit...otherwise you are spinning your wheels....like you are now.

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In my view the bible is real, only if there's concrete evidences. Things like War, Egypt Slavery, Plaques are real. But the reasons behind them are just romanticizing them.

Things like Armagetton are just a prediction, because Muslims and Jews will always fight each other, and especially now, it will be a self-furfilling prophency.

So if people back then 'predicted' it, then that means it's part of "God's plan".

Too much evil in the bible from God himself. I am Athiest, and I know this will fuel the christians, especially the baptists, that somehow some random boogy monster called the devil aka satan has sent his fellow demons to merge with my soul and corrupt my mind. Yeah, because that totally makes sense. Dummies.

God killed 70,000 because David wanted it, God told his Jewish people to mutilate their penises with a rock just to get to heaven (In reality it's a high priest who's saying that just to maintain control over the 'lesser' beings since they are the top of the pack, and they are pecking the lower ones by making up Gods). Circumcision doesn't lower aids rates, and it's violent abuse and making a penis into a not normal state (Yeah, you can still cum and piss but the skin serves as a barrier to the vagina, meaning no discomfort, no dryness, no yeast infection - also could be from lube, natural pleasure and orgasm), and it reduces the feeling of sex a lot yet Rabbis and Imams push this.

Muhammad's Quran is just a rip-off of Judaist's book.

The 'flowing milk and honey river in heaven' is exactly from the judaism book, and the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are real, but yet they want to brand it anti-semitic to discredit it when what it says is exactly the truth (Controlled Media etc), and now they want to establish a NWO because they think it will bring peace, and their 'garden of eden', which Adam and Eve screwed up.

Rape, Ritual Human Sacrifice, Stoning, Rape, Murder, Slavery, Contradictions, Genital Mutilation, Not seeing women equally, Child Abuse, Torture, Strange things like eating shit, Anti Pro-Life (Oh the pro-life idiots are going to flame over that one, since they are against abortion while following a damning literature as some kind of blueprint to life while cannot think for themselves because they believe it's evil - Rings big bells for the big bullies to show control over the people)

Examples:
1 Samuel 15:3 God commands the death of helpless "suckling" infants. This literally means that the children god killed were still nursing.

Psalms 135:8 & 136:10 Here god is praised for slaughtering little babies.

Psalms 137:9 Here god commands that infants should be “dashed upon the rocks”.

Leviticus 20:9 “For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.”

Judges 11:30-40 Jephthah killed his young daughter (his only child) by burning her alive as a burnt sacrifice to the lord for he commanded it.

Psalms 137:8-9 Prayer/song of vengeance “0 daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.”

2 Kings 6:28-29 “And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.”

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 “If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.”

Judges 19:24-29 “Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go. Then came the woman in the dawning of the day, and fell down at the door of the man’s house where her lord was, till it was light. And her lord rose up in the morning, and opened the doors of the house, and went out to go his way: and behold, the woman his concubine was fallen down at the door of the house, and her hands were upon the threshold. And he said unto her, Up, and let us be going. But none answered. Then the man took her up upon an ass, and the man rose up, and gat him unto his place. And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.” To put it very bluntly this poor, young lady was murdered by her mate for being raped.

Exodus 12:29 God killed, intentionally, every first-born child of every family in Egypt, simply because he was upset at the Pharaoh. And god caused the Pharaoh’s actions in the first place. Since when is it appropriate to murder children for their ruler’s forced action?

Exodus 20:9-10 God commands death for cursing out ones parents Joshua 8 God commanded the deaths of 12,000 men, women, and children of Ai. They were all slain in the ambush that was planned by god.

2 Kings 2:23-24 The prophet Elisha, was being picked on by some young boys from the city because of his bald head. The prophet turned around and cursed them in the Lords name. Then, two female bears came out of the woods and killed forty-two of them. You would think that God could understand that sometimes the youthful make childish jokes. Calling someone “bald head” is far from being worthy of death.

Leviticus 26:30 “And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.”

1 Samuel 15:11-18 God repents of having made Saul king since Saul refused to carry out God’s commandments (i.e., Saul refused to murder all the innocent women and children.) At least god realizes what an immoral, murderous pig he is on this one.

I Kings 16:34 Laying the foundation for a city using your firstborn child and using your youngest son to set up the gates.

Isaiah 13:15-18 If God can find you, he will “thrust you through,” smash your children “to pieces” before your eyes, and rape your wife.

Jeremiah 11:22-23 God will kill the young men in war and starve their children to death.

Jeremiah 19:7-9 God will make parents eat their own children, and friends eat each other.

Lamentations 2:20-22 God gets angry and mercilessly torments and kills everyone, young and old. He even causes women to eat their children.

Genesis 22:9 & 10 “And they came to the place which God had told him of and Abraham built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Isaac his son, and laid him on the altar upon the wood. And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.” It matters not that god let Abraham get out of murdering Isaac. To put a knife up to your son’s throat is child abuse.

I Kings 3:24-25 “And the king said, Bring me a sword. And they brought a sword before the king. And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other." This test was of course given to see who the real mother of the child was. Christians view this king as a wise man. I look upon his suggestion with far more revulsion then I give accredit to Susan Smith.

Proverbs 13:24, 19:18, 22:15, 23:13-14 & 29:15 God commands repeatedly that you beat your children.

Matthew 19:29 If you really loved Jesus then he insists that you abandon your wife and children for him. Only that way will he allow you to go to heaven. (That is if you meet his other hefty requirements, don’t slip through the loopholes, and ignore the contradictions.)

Mark 7:9 Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children according to Old Testament law.

Romans 13: 1-7

“Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which god has established. The authorities that exist have been established by god. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what god has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he shall commend you. For he is god’s servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is god’s servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. There fore it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience."

1) The Genesis 1 creation account conflicts with the order of events that are known to science. Genesis 1:1 The earth is created before light and stars, birds and whales before reptiles and insects, and flowering plants before any animals. From science, we know that the true order of events was just the opposite.

2) “And God said, Let there be light” (Genesis 1:3) and “. . .And the evening and the morning were the first day” (Genesis 1 :5), versus “And God said, ‘Let there be light in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night....’ “And God made two lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also… And the evening and morning were the fourth day” (Genesis 1 :14-19). These violates two major facts. Light cannot exist without a sun, and secondly, how can morning be distinguished from evening unless there is a sun and moon? Christians try to claim that god is the light he is referring to yet, considering the context it is quite obvious that the light god is speaking of is the light emitted by the sun. Just another feeble attempt at trying to rationalize such a MAJOR blunder.

3) God spends one-sixth of his entire creative effort (the second day) working on a solid firmament (Genesis 1:6-8). This strange structure, which God calls heaven, is intended to separate the higher waters from the lower waters. This firmament, if it existed, would have been quite an obstacle to our space program.

4) Plants are made on the third day (Genesis 1:11) before there was a sun to drive their photosynthetic processes (Genesis 1:14-19).

5) “And God said, ‘Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind… ‘And the evening and the morning were the third day” (Genesis 1:11-13), versus “And God said, ‘Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life… And God created - great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly… And the evening and the morning were the fifth day” (Genesis 1:20-23). Genesis says that life existed first on the land as plants and later the seas teemed with living creatures. Geological science can prove that the sea teemed with animals and vegetable life long before vegetation and life appeared on land.

6) “And God said, ‘Let the water bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven” (Genesis 1:20). Birds did not emerge from water.

7) "And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, the beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. And God made…every thing that creepth upon the earth after his kind…" (Genesis 1:24-25). Science contends that reptiles were created long before mammals, not simultaneously. While reptiles existed in the Carboniferous Age, mammals did not appear until the close of the Reptilian Age.

8) “So God created man in his own image,...male and female created he them” (Genesis 1:27), and “the evening and the morning were the sixth day” (Genesis 1:31). If Adam was created on the 6th day, approximately 6,000 years ago (Bishop Usher’s calculations), then nobody lived before 4,000 B.C. Prehistoric men would be fictitious. By tracing the genealogy of Jesus back 77 generations to Adam, the third chapter of Luke also supports belief in a very young earth. If each man had lived approximately 100 years, then the world would be no more than 9,684 (7,700 + 1984) years old. If each of Jesus’ ancestors had lived to be 1,000 years old (an age not even reached by Methuselah), the earth would still be only 78,984 (77,000 + 1984) years old, according to creationists.

9) “And to every beast of the earth, and every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so” (Genesis 1:30). Carnivorous beasts and fowl do not eat green herbs, nor were all animals originally herbivores. Simply consider tapeworms, vampire bats, mosquitoes, barracudas, tigers, etc.

10) In Genesis 1, the entire creation takes 6 days (Genesis 1:31), at the end of which the earth and its living things are pretty much as they are today. But we know from modern science that the universe (including the earth and life on earth) evolved slowly over billions of years.

11) In Genesis 2:7 humans are created instantaneously from dust and breath, whereas they actually evolved over millions of years from simpler life forms. Science can in fact trace back human evolution CONCLUSIVELY 3 .2 million years.

12) God makes the animals (Genesis 2:18) and parades them before Adam to see if any would strike his fancy. But none seem to have what it takes to please him. After making the animals, God has Adam name them all. The naming of several million species must have kept Adam busy for a while, why Adam would still have to be living for we haven’t even discovered nor named all the species. Also consider the idea of every living creature being brought to the Middle East, that would have killed many animals due to climatic changes.

13) God curses the serpent, making him crawl on his belly and eat dust (Genesis 3:14). One wonders how he got around before -- by hopping on his tail, perhaps? But snakes don’t eat dust, do they?

14) “There were giants in the earth in those days.” Genesis 6:4 But there is no archaeological evidence for the existence of these giants. Also there is a reference to the “Nephilim” being on the earth. Which is a term used for half angel, half human. Why is there no archaeological evidence for the existence of the Nephilim either?

15) Noah is told to make an ark that is 450 feet long (Genesis 6:14-15). The largest wooden ships ever built were just over 300 feet, and they required diagonal iron strapping for support. Even so, they leaked so badly that they had to be pumped constantly. Are we to believe that Noah, with no shipbuilding knowledge and no shipbuilding tradition to rely upon, was able to construct a wooden ship that was longer than any that has been built since?

16) Whether by twos or by sevens, Noah takes male and female representatives from each species of “every thing that creepeth upon the earth” (Genesis 7:8). Now this must have taken some time, along with expert knowledge of taxonomy, genetics, biogeography, and anatomy. How did Noah manage to collect the endemic species from the New World, Australia, Polynesia, and other remote regions entirely unknown to him? How, once he found them, did he transport them back to his Near Eastern home? How could he tell the male and female beetles (there are more than 500,000 species) apart? How did he know how to care for these new and unfamiliar animals? How did he find the space on the ark? How did he manage to find and care for the hundreds of thousands of parasitic species or the hundreds of thousands of plant species? (Plants are ignored in the Genesis account, but the animals wouldn’t last long if the plants died in the flood.) No, wait, don’t tell me, a miracle happened, millions of them.

17) All of the animals boarded the ark “in the selfsame day” (Genesis 7:13-14). Since there were several million species involved, they must have boarded at a rate of at least 100 per second. How did poor Noah and his family make sure that the correct number of each species entered through the door and then get them all settled into their proper living quarters so efficiently? I wish the airline companies could do as well!

18) The flood covered the highest mountain tops (Mount Everest?) with fifteen cubits to spare (Genesis 7:20). Where did all the water come from? Where did it all go? Why is there no evidence of such a massive flood in the geological record?

19) When the animals left the ark (Genesis 8:19), what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct. And how did the New World primates or the Australian marsupials find there way back after the flood subsided?

20) Noah kills the “clean beasts” and burns their dead bodies for God (Genesis 8:20). According to Genesis 7:8 this would have caused the extinction of all “clean” animals since only two of each were taken onto the ark. So why is it that we still have “clean” animals?

21) God is filled with remorse for having drowned his creatures in the flood. He even puts the rainbow in the sky so that whenever the animals see it they will remember God’s promise not to do it again (Genesis 9:13). But rainbows are caused by the nature of light, the refractive index of water, and the shape of raindrops. There were rainbows billions of years before humans existed.

22) “The whole earth was of one language” (Genesis 11:1). But this could not be true, since by this time (around 2400 BCE) there were already many languages, each unintelligible to the others.

23) (Genesis. 11:4) According to the Tower of Babel story, the many human languages were created instantaneously by God (Genesis 11:9) But actually the various languages evolved gradually over long periods of time.

24) (Genesis 14:14) Abram goes into pursuit looking for his captive relative in the city of Dan. The problem here is that the city of Dan did not exist until over 300 years after Moses died. How is it that Abram could enter the city of Dan, when the city did not even exist?

25) Jacob displays his (and God’s) knowledge of biology by having goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked baby goats (Genesis 30:37). The author of Genesis (God?) believed that genetic characteristics of the offspring are determined by what the parents see at the moment of conception. This is a laughable belief. Ask any animal husbandrist.

26) Camels don’t divide the hoof (Leviticus 11:4). This statement is completely moronic for every TEENAGER knows what a “camel toe” and how it used to describe a specific split.

27) The bible says that hares and conies are unclean because they “chew the cud” but do not part the hoof (Leviticus 11:5-6). But hares and coneys are not ruminants and they do not “chew the cud.”

28) Bats are birds to the biblical God (Leviticus 11:13-19 & Deuteronomy 14:11-18).

29) Some birds have four feet (Leviticus 11:20-21).

30) If there is a God, there is one thing we know for sure about him: He really likes insects (particularly beetles). There are more species of insects, by far, than all other species of life on earth. As JBS Haldane said, “he has an inordinate fondness for beetles.” Yet insects are said to have four legs in Leviticus 11:22-23.

31) Unicorns have never existed, yet they are said to in Deuteronomy 33:17.

32) Fiery serpents have NEVER existed yet Numbers 21:6 claims they do and TO THIS DAY STILL inhabit certain cities.

No wonder when I'm at church, I feel like I am in a cult of brainwashed zombies who are scared of challenging their own belief because the boogieman in white will curse them.

Same thing with every religion. And that's why religion is the end of civilization because the smarter ones get to manipulate society. Of-course, you can be religious and smart, but as time goes by, they will know that religion is a way to pile up more bodies and support something evil.

As I said, the findings to support the bible claims does not support any stories from people. The people are probably real, except the stories are a complete imaginary part just so that in the future, if anyone reads it, they will treat their future generations as kings. Bible is deception at best, just like the Koran, Talmund, Torah, etc.

The High Priests Don't Give A Fuck About Jews Or Anyone. Every religious leader are brainwashed fools, and they need treatment for the disease that is religion.

The Catholic Priests EVEN do not want anyone to read the bible by themselves without someone else. Why? So that someone else can use a thing I like to call innocent manipulation, that is, trying to help another person when she knows deep down that she/he is talking shit.

If you read the bible, you know that it's a load of shit but the history part can be true, depending if it's valid.

I can say I have a huge wealth underneath my backyard, but is it true? Just because someone says anything, means it's true. There's a thing called viewpoints, and everyone's got it. What might be good to someone may be bad to someone else. But reality only chooses one. Like I could think some guy injured in a car accident guy is trying to kill someone because I don't know about people who volunteer to save lifes (Even if they don't have to) but when I learn about the reality, I learn that he/she is trying to keep them alive.

Viewpoints, everyone. The two middle-eastern people have fought too long, killing everyone involved against and with abraham for thousands of years, maybe 12,000 - 40,000 according to the bible.

So yeah, there you go. The rest are brainwashed sheep.
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You're in dangerous waters.

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Your advice? Yes, the OP could be in for some serious shit if he doesn't agree with the contents of a book written and printed by humans. God forbid anyone should have freedom of thought and speech!

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Most of you don't really care about the history of the Bible or you would look deeper into it to find something in the historical record. Ralph Ellis is one of the few people actually care enough to do that. Atheists on one side say it is all a myth and Theists on the other side say it is all history. But is it so hard to just look up the name Judas of Galilee the Nazarite and read about how the guy who revolted against Rome over taxes became a mythic god with the help of Josephus and Plutarchus? Is it really so fuckin' hard to just Google the named "Judas of Galilee" to find the fuckin' truth? Or are we going to sit around all day and speculate about how many fuckin' teeth are in a fuckin' horse's mouth?





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