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Dentists Are The Scmmiest Bastards The Planet Has Ever Seen!

 
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02/09/2013 04:25 PM
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Seriously, dentists are total scammers.

They are either Jews, or dodgy Australians.

They always have hot female "hygienists".

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But that's what makes a visit to the dentist partly tolerable.
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They always gently press their hot tender boob (left or right) into your face while you sre being tortured.

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02/09/2013 04:27 PM
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Anti-Dentite!
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1rof1

Seriously, you guys have "Hollywood Teeth" that are just veniers, on black stumps.

Brit Teeth have been shown to be much healthier than US teeth.
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Not really. I don't know of any self-respecting dentist that would put veneers on black stumps. First of all, the veneer or crown would fail, and secondly, yuck!!
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02/09/2013 04:31 PM

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Seriously, dentists are total scammers.

They are either Jews, or dodgy Australians.

They always have hot female "hygienists".

bouncebppig
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count yourself lucky if you get a jewish doctor or dentist, at least they aren't "affirmative action" graduates.
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02/09/2013 04:31 PM
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Dentists?

You gotta be fuckin' shittin' me!

They drill out kids' teeth so they can insert mercury-based fillings.

They should all be fucking hanged, just for that!

I've not seen a dentist in over 15 years, and my teeth are fine.

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They almost all use white fillings now, that don't contain mercury. They do have BPA but I'll take that over mercury.

Some people have weak teeth and can't go fifteen years no matter how much they brush and floss. We had to take our son to three dentists to find one who isn't a nasty crook, but the third time was a charm. Our wonderful dentist is patient with our son, is conscious of our costs, and is sparing with meds and xrays.
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The last one who worked on my teeth drilled and filled 4 cavities,
then claimed I had 4 more, so I came back, and the fucker started working on the same ones he fixed already.
One of his assistants came in and whispered something to him, and he shut down the operation in a hurry, and as I was headed out, I see him in the waiting room with some wealthy looking woman, and the fucker is down on one knee like he is gonna propose.
I get the bill at the desk, and it's a thousand dollars.
I will admit, I actually did feel insulted that he considered me stupid enough to fall for that shit; it was like finding out your girlfriend is fucking your best friend.
I never gave that bastard a dime, and he never followed up with a bill. Pisses me off to this day.
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02/09/2013 04:40 PM

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Dentists have a high suicide rate. A lot of people dislike them.

What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead dentist in the road?

Swerve marks in front of the skunk.
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02/09/2013 04:49 PM
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You just have to treat them like used-car salesmen and be skeptical about everyything they say you MUST have done. Wait a year, then go to a different dentist for your checkup, and he'll come up with another list of things you must have done, none of which will match what your previous dentist said. Sometimes you need work done, but you never need everything done that they say you need. I got a $3000 quote from a dentist 4 years ago for things that needed to be done. I never went back.
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02/09/2013 04:55 PM
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Dentists?

You gotta be fuckin' shittin' me!

They drill out kids' teeth so they can insert mercury-based fillings.

They should all be fucking hanged, just for that!

I've not seen a dentist in over 15 years, and my teeth are fine.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33996023


They almost all use white fillings now, that don't contain mercury. They do have BPA but I'll take that over mercury.

Some people have weak teeth and can't go fifteen years no matter how much they brush and floss. We had to take our son to three dentists to find one who isn't a nasty crook, but the third time was a charm. Our wonderful dentist is patient with our son, is conscious of our costs, and is sparing with meds and xrays.
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Dental insurance companies don't cover white fillings though.
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02/09/2013 10:16 PM
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Unlike doctors, you can spot a bad dentist by the one who seemed skilled and not as an undeveloped art form on their behalf. It's all about the mind, not the tooth and it's up to them to charge less for something they feel at ease with in modern fashion.

Last Edited by swampy on 02/09/2013 10:17 PM
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02/09/2013 10:17 PM
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Anti-Dentite!
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lol.lol
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02/09/2013 11:35 PM
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Here in mongolia they are not corrupt (yet)...

Pull a tooth, roughly $10. In Amerika it cost me $225.

Fix a tooth (the right way), about $20.

It is a public service here, not a money gouging operation.

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