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Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Spends 5 Hours a Day

 
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Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Spends 5 Hours a Day
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why would you do that??? 999
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If I ever need to be awake that badly I think I'll move straight from drinking coffee to hard drugs.
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look_down

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Java The Butt!
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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"Honey I'm home!"

"Oh wonderful dear, come in the bathroom and let me jam this hose full of coffee in your ass."
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Spends 5 hours a day doing what?
Giving each other the hose?
I wonder if they're unemployed?
Welfare and the coffee was paid for with foodstamps.
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Coffee dialates the main bile duct, and the liver dumps toxins, which allow it to detoxify more efficiently, and the blood is cleaner, the body is cleaner; the liver energy is boosted, making you feel better than before.
You could say it is like a natural high; I wouldn't say euphoria, but a noticiable sense of well being.
Like em, but I onlt do them a couple times a week for periodic sessions.
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Isn't there anything you humans WON'T stick up your ass??!


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wtf.wtf.wtf.?
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Coffee dialates the main bile duct, and the liver dumps toxins, which allow it to detoxify more efficiently, and the blood is cleaner, the body is cleaner; the liver energy is boosted, making you feel better than before.
You could say it is like a natural high; I wouldn't say euphoria, but a noticiable sense of well being.
Like em, but I onlt do them a couple times a week for periodic sessions.
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so your saying drinking coffee a couple times a week helps the liver?
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5 hours a day is excessive however, this is an important part of the Gerson therapy.



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"Honey I'm home!"

"Oh wonderful dear, come in the bathroom and
let me jam this hose full of coffee in your ass."

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21404904
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"Honey, that dinner was great. What's for dessert?"

"A bottle of Yoo-hoo."

yoohoo

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So colon ave is no longer a one way street?
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My money is the caffeine buzz they get from going through their arse. Neat fact, your colon will absorb fluids and go directly into the blood stream and bypass your kidney/livers. You can actually put booze up your fanny and get wasted because it doesn't get filtered, a lot of people die because they drink their "normal" amount from down below and die of liquor poisoning.


This is just my guess why the love doing it...albeit disgusting.
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My money is the caffeine buzz they get from going through their arse. Neat fact, your colon will absorb fluids and go directly into the blood stream and bypass your kidney/livers. You can actually put booze up your fanny and get wasted because it doesn't get filtered, a lot of people die because they drink their "normal" amount from down below and die of liquor poisoning.


This is just my guess why the love doing it...albeit disgusting.
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butt chuggin!!!!!!
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Java The Butt!
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Colonics are a really good way to clean your system out. If you haven't tried it, you should. :)
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does anyone know where I can buy some sterile garden hose, and vaseline by the 50 gallon drum??????

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