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Premature ejaculation doctor shot to death in own office

 
allisaTX

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[link to www.examiner.com]

He was the chief scientist at Absorption Pharmaceuticals, and was behind a revolutionary drug that would help men perform sexually much longer than is typically possible.

spock
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34070400


Who shot the hotshot of early shot?
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


lol
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1rof1
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


:rotf:
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He came and he went...
LVX!
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02/10/2013 05:42 PM
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Dare i say it ,yeh i may as well coz im going to bed soon ,he cum to a premature end ,popped his clogs prematurely ,his collegues will be well impressed with his withdrawal method .tomatotomatotomatotomato
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02/10/2013 05:43 PM
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He came and he went...
 Quoting: Frater


chuckle
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02/10/2013 06:00 PM
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Would have been all over in 3 seconds
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02/10/2013 06:19 PM
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He was taken out by the housewives underground....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


Yea, taken out by the women over 50 club
 Quoting: MONSTER


They were like, "Oh HELL no!"
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And the funniest thread of the century goes too...?
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02/10/2013 06:28 PM
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first pics in from the scene.... video too!....

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Went before his time
 Quoting: tayto


rofl
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02/10/2013 06:33 PM
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The real question is just how long it took him to squeeze the trigger, was it delayed gratification or was the poor soul unable to control himself in the heat of the moment?
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The real question is just how long it took him to squeeze the trigger, was it delayed gratification or was the poor soul unable to control himself in the heat of the moment?
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are you asking if his trigger finger had a vinegar stroke?
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Always assume there is one in the chamber and keep it pointed in a safe direction.
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02/10/2013 06:42 PM
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After all the joking,... aserious question.

The killier was a patient, presumably one being treated with this new "miracle" drug.

Maybe psychosis is a side effect of this drug. Maybe the killer wanted to save others from going through a personal hell that he blamed on the drug.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21903530


So you rub the lotion in dick gets super hard turns black then falls off.I'd be pissed too.bump
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anyone that finds this funny should go kill themselves. better to be in limbo than hell right?
 Quoting: IvantZtrooth


Yes because it makes perfect sense to defend the sanctity of one death by causing more death! Strangely hypocritical to speak of hell yet wish the death of others HMM..
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thye shooter was pissed at a botched prostrate job..k

Now back to the lidicane, levitra cock engorged screwjob..MORE THAN 6 HOURS..CALL YOUR DOCTOR..NOW.
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Someone shot their load at him too early
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02/10/2013 07:12 PM
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Gunman rubs one ejaculation doctor out.

Doctor's last words: "Now now, as we discussed before, don't be so hasty..."
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02/10/2013 07:14 PM

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Went before his time
 Quoting: tayto


rofl

rofl


rofl
Reality Dysfunction has occurred. Please reboot reality.

Thank you.
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02/10/2013 07:21 PM
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He was taken out by the housewives underground....
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY........1rof1
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pfizer getting rid of their new competition

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1rof1
 Quoting: Professor Xavier

*please if you haven't already, accept jesus as your lord and savior. the time is now.
*being awake is awesome
*remember, being awake means nothing if you dont have Christ
leedle leedle,leedle lee.
when the going gets tough, back that ass up
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Sounds like the doctor didn't use protection.
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02/10/2013 08:12 PM
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Good thing he finished the medication much sooner than expected.
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02/10/2013 08:15 PM
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There's never been a movie about premature ejaculation, but I hear it's coming soon.
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02/10/2013 08:19 PM
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The shooter held off pulling the trigger as long as he could, but once he entered, he went off immediately.
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After all the joking,... aserious question.

The killier was a patient, presumably one being treated with this new "miracle" drug.

Maybe psychosis is a side effect of this drug. Maybe the killer wanted to save others from going through a personal hell that he blamed on the drug.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21903530


Wrong. This patient received prostate cancer surgery by the doctor over 20 years ago and has been pissed off by the symptoms ever since.
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I know a drug you can use to last longer... A certain plant...
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yuup, turns me from clark kent into Superman.
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1rof1
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


bushfing

You think it is funny laughing at his death?
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