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Farting in an elevator...

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/10/2013 04:49 PM
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Farting in an elevator...
...wrong on many levels hf
vesper
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02/10/2013 04:51 PM
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Re: Farting in an elevator...
.."back of dey minds people be ratin the fart"
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02/10/2013 04:53 PM
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Re: Farting in an elevator...
Silent but deadly

Microscopic shit

literally
beared
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Re: Farting in an elevator...
Call CDC if i farted in a elevator banana2
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Re: Farting in an elevator...
.."back of dey minds people be ratin the fart"
 Quoting: vesper 31851237


Very funny
hf
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02/10/2013 04:55 PM
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Re: Farting in an elevator...
...wrong on many levels hf
 Quoting: strikeforce


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Re: Farting in an elevator...
.."back of dey minds people be ratin the fart"
 Quoting: vesper 31851237


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Re: Farting in an elevator...
...wrong on many levels hf
 Quoting: strikeforce

The world is literally falling apart and you're in an elevator farting. Have you no compassion for the downtrodden man? Or does your world revolve around analyzing elevator farts?

By the way, did it gag you?
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Re: Farting in an elevator...
"Guide to Etiquette,1927, Chapter 8, Paragraph 2"

When releasing flatulence with a recognizable odor, from an uncontrollable pre defacate state, in a crowded area such as an elevator a small room or a dinner party, the following etiquette applies;

Do not forcefully expel the gas as this may cause a loud report whereby you will surely be known as the offending party and possibly asked to leave the area.

Go on about your routine as if nothing had happened, masking your awareness of the noxious odor, even if this odor brings you to a tear like state.

As a last resort glare offendingly at another party as for them to take the blame, preferably a gentleman of less than diligent looks and or other slovenly individuals.

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