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A gay man was eying me up in bar last night

 
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A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
I went out with my parents down local club last night for a pint and got in company with couple sitting in other booth.

The guy was naturally gay and tried it on with me. This is the first time I was in the presence of a gay man.

I felt uncomfortable yet tried to be polite.

At the end of night my sister came down and I had to leave at half ten. Early for me.
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02/10/2013 06:54 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
get over it
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Oh just admit it, you wanted some nookie
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
So tonight you're planning on going back and playing billiards with your knew "buddy"?
In vino veritas
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Does UK have CL "missed connections"...that'd be the way to go OP.
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Does UK have CL "missed connections"...that'd be the way to go OP.
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This^

Good luck OP!


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02/10/2013 07:00 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
and you fucking loved it or you wouldnt be thinking about it and telling strangers on the internet about it
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02/10/2013 07:00 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Don't be bothered about this at all

you don't like gay men coming onto you

thats your choice

i know blokes who would have lamped him for a smile or a wink

its your choice, life & decisions

unless you felt an attraction & its why you left early? Thats ok too

Be.honest with yourself
imagine what would make you happy

If you knew what you life was worth, you'd look for yours on earth
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02/10/2013 07:02 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
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02/10/2013 07:03 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
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Or this op
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02/10/2013 07:04 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
I went out with my parents down local club last night for a pint and got in company with couple sitting in other booth.

The guy was naturally gay and tried it on with me. This is the first time I was in the presence of a gay man.

I felt uncomfortable yet tried to be polite.

At the end of night my sister came down and I had to leave at half ten. Early for me.
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See. 13 year olds shouldn't be allowed in bars.
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02/10/2013 07:04 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
OVER 50% of Britons are Queer ! Been that way for years !
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
I went out with my parents down local club last night for a pint and got in company with couple sitting in other booth.

The guy was naturally gay and tried it on with me. This is the first time I was in the presence of a gay man.

I felt uncomfortable yet tried to be polite.

At the end of night my sister came down and I had to leave at half ten. Early for me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33425562


There is nothing natural about being gay...next time don't be polite, tell him your not a fag and to move on with his night...what is half ten?
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Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
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02/10/2013 07:06 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Just say " I'd like to, but my boy/gild friend has AIDS, and I DON'T think you want that, do you ?"
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02/10/2013 07:07 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
op wants to go back and get down with the fag
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02/10/2013 07:08 PM
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OVER 50% of Britons are Queer ! Been that way for years !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7633733


So says the Mayor of san fransisco.
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02/10/2013 07:09 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
OVER 50% of Britons are Queer ! Been that way for years !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7633733

Over 80% of you fuckers are obese and that's an actual fact.
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02/10/2013 07:10 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
haha you got the dong last night didnt you???
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02/10/2013 07:10 PM
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If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33123102


What the fuck? If a gay dude hits on you you tell him that you ain't gay and that's it.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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02/10/2013 07:11 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
OVER 50% of Britons are Queer ! Been that way for years !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7633733


Link or you are telling lies? Is you tongue black?
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02/10/2013 07:11 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
why were you in a gay bar?
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02/10/2013 07:11 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
get over it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29234021
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Gays can't control themselves, otherwise they wouldn't be Gay at all.


Lucky this Gay guy didn't attack you at gunpoint, drive you
to the ocean and ass-rape you on the beach. Just sayin'

sean

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Bucephelus
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02/10/2013 07:12 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
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02/10/2013 07:12 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
U could get a free blow job OP.
Think about it.
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33123102


Probably wouldn't work...might even turn him on....damned
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

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02/10/2013 07:15 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
OVER 50% of Britons are Queer ! Been that way for years !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7633733

Over 80% of you fuckers are obese and that's an actual fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1433863


Thats not nice

some people are big boned
beared
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33123102
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Probably wouldn't work...might even turn him on....damned

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 Quoting: Chip
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Yuck ... can't un-read that.

Thanks puke

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Bucephelus
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33123102


Probably wouldn't work...might even turn him on....damned
 Quoting: Chip


Chip

have you got something to share with us?
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02/10/2013 07:17 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34100289


Newsflash: No one cares.
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34100289


That's the worse. When I was younger and I wasn't getting any pussy if suddenly some gay dude tried to hit on me I would feel horribly bad with myself. After a while when I was getting pussy more frequently and something like that would happen I would brush it off much more easily but if you're young and insecure it really can be bothersome.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz

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