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A gay man was eying me up in bar last night

 
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That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
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That's the worse. When I was younger and I wasn't getting any pussy if suddenly some gay dude tried to hit on me I would feel horribly bad with myself. After a while when I was getting pussy more frequently and something like that would happen I would brush it off much more easily but if you're young and insecure it really can be bothersome.
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Isn't it better to be attracted by the same sex though, rather than having no chance at love and or sex.
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02/10/2013 07:22 PM
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That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
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Newsflash: No one cares.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1433863
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WRONG -- this is another important anecdotal piece of evidence.

If Gays are becoming aggressively more Gay, it could mean
their Doomsday Gay RADAR is sensing the end of the world.

They are simply the canary-in-the-coalmine.


Tip for OP -- carry one of these next time to be sure ...

Gaydar-gun
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02/10/2013 07:23 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
what do you expect when you go in a gay bar?
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02/10/2013 07:23 PM
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Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
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Do im up the shitter.
If you like it = GAY
If not try your sister.
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02/10/2013 07:24 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34100289


That's the worse. When I was younger and I wasn't getting any pussy if suddenly some gay dude tried to hit on me I would feel horribly bad with myself. After a while when I was getting pussy more frequently and something like that would happen I would brush it off much more easily but if you're young and insecure it really can be bothersome.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Isn't it better to be attracted by the same sex though, rather than having no chance at love and or sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7061022


Bullshit! When I was young and wasn't getting any pussy I paid me some hot whores and had great sex anyhow. Screw you.
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34100289


That's the worse. When I was younger and I wasn't getting any pussy if suddenly some gay dude tried to hit on me I would feel horribly bad with myself. After a while when I was getting pussy more frequently and something like that would happen I would brush it off much more easily but if you're young and insecure it really can be bothersome.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


My parents were pretty conservative. I didn't feel it proper to even hold my girlfriend's hand in front of them. So you can imagine how a scene like that would have felt.
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02/10/2013 07:25 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
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It means, you must have a succulent bum.s2265a
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02/10/2013 07:26 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
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Do im up the shitter.
If you like it = GAY
If not try your sister.
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lol
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
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It means, you must have a succulent bum.s2265a
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Or he is a twink.

Btw, I think thinks are cute,
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
That is uncomfortable for sure, doubly so in front of your parents. I had the same thing happen once when we were a on family vacation to California. I was about 17 and we were in San Francisco walking down the street and we stopped to listen to some street performers playing guitar.

This faggot slithered up beside me and started dancing and giving me the eye. I though, that's fucking nice, right in front of my parents. Not to mention the guy was about 30.

I was a little different back then, more polite, less likely to initiate a confrontation. I just ignored the guy and eventually he went away. As we walked away I said to my mom and dad, "Did you just see that?" My mom started laughing and my dad said something like, this is San Fransisco, famous for more than just Rice-A-Roni.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34100289


That's the worse. When I was younger and I wasn't getting any pussy if suddenly some gay dude tried to hit on me I would feel horribly bad with myself. After a while when I was getting pussy more frequently and something like that would happen I would brush it off much more easily but if you're young and insecure it really can be bothersome.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Isn't it better to be attracted by the same sex though, rather than having no chance at love and or sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7061022


No, not better. I love golf and hate soccer. If someday I find myself unable to play golf, I won't take up soccer just for the sake of having a game to play. Because I hate soccer.
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02/10/2013 07:33 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
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Probably wouldn't work...might even turn him on....damned
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Oh chip please do tell


Did you have a shitisode?


My imagination needs to know

Do you find the scutters erotic?
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02/10/2013 07:33 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
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What the fuck? If a gay dude hits on you you tell him that you ain't gay and that's it.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Yeah..nothing more than that. Unless, your K score is above 6 and you might not have been satisfied with your girl relations. Nothing is worse than a guy who pushes down his feelings for men, marries a woman and then ruins her life when he gets the balls to follow through with his natural attraction to guys and then leaves her for Steve.
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02/10/2013 07:35 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
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What the fuck? If a gay dude hits on you you tell him that you ain't gay and that's it.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


Yeah..nothing more than that. Unless, your K score is above 6 and you might not have been satisfied with your girl relations. Nothing is worse than a guy who pushes down his feelings for men, marries a woman and then ruins her life when he gets the balls to follow through with his natural attraction to guys and then leaves her for Steve.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27778286


And this is the greatest thing about a pro gay society. They will no longer need to suppress their feelings and be happy productive people.
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33425562


Do im up the shitter.
If you like it = GAY
If not try your sister.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26219618


You are a loser for even typing that
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02/10/2013 07:43 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
HAHA!
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02/10/2013 07:48 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
Hehe the funny thing is my sister said you should be happy someone found you attractive. Now I don't no what to make of that :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33425562


Do im up the shitter.
If you like it = GAY
If not try your sister.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26219618


You are a loser for even typing that
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Why did your brother do you up the shitter?
Im a looser
Im relaxed
I dont take it up the wrong un
But im happy
Relax its th W/E.
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If someone hits on you just say "Not tonight, I got the runs"
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Probably wouldn't work...might even turn him on....damned
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Chip

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02/10/2013 11:59 PM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If a gay found you attractive, you can be sure a woman will.
Take it as a compliment and move on. Only insecure people get upset.
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02/11/2013 12:13 AM
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
If a gay found you attractive, you can be sure a woman will.
Take it as a compliment and move on. Only insecure people get upset.
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I agree with the second part but not the first, the first statement is totally unsubstantiated.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
gay guys will eye guys regardless of whether they are straight or gay. get it?
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Re: A gay man was eying me up in bar last night
I went out with my parents down local club last night for a pint and got in company with couple sitting in other booth.

The guy was naturally gay and tried it on with me. This is the first time I was in the presence of a gay man.

I felt uncomfortable yet tried to be polite.

At the end of night my sister came down and I had to leave at half ten. Early for me.
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