Enjoy the shitty national foods, you'll be spending lots on imported food from the U.S.!

Enjoy the skin parasites that crawl into bed with you to burrow in your skin because their all their in the tropical climate!

Enjoy the U.S. Dollar going up and down every week, you'll notice it bigtime! And it's mostly going DOWN in value there!

Enjoy the natives either using you for being a American, or avoiding you altogether because you are NOT one of them!

Enjoy the corrupt police, street thugs, and kidnapings! Yup, for REAL.

You will realize after about two years that you are not saving much, that your body is sick of intestinal parasites and antibiotics you will need to get by there because it's not the U.S.A.!

You'll be back. I know what I'm talking about. I retired and moved to Costa Rica, then Panama, then the hell with it I'm going home!!