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The GLP Family - Love of Freedom is Our Common Thread

 
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Here at GLP, the very cusp of the Conspirasphere, opinions and beliefs differ widely. Arguments here are as heated as a Jerry Springer baby-daddy reunion show.

We all have our differences. We all have our childish behaviors. Even the most mature of us are guilty of lashing out at others. Personally, I've done this multiple times and I'm sorry for it.

But we are all kind people at heart. Sure, some of the ACs like to troll and "hit and run"--but, hey--it's the fucking internet. If you think GLP has got trolls, just peruse the YouTube comments (where even a cute cat video somehow turns into a profanity-ridden Christian/atheist slugfest).

GLP is one of the least-censored forums on the internet. Some of the ideas and conspiracies that appear here on any given day are so radical, so outlandish and so entertaining that you'll NEVER find them anywhere else. GLP is a bastion of imagination. And sure, where original ideas and obscure dot-connecting lead, ridicule will always follow. It's the nature of the beast.

But we remain a family. A dysfunctional one but a happy one, nonetheless.

But why...AND HOW? How in the hell do we manage to hold it together? How do we stay largely civil in this fucked up and confusing world? How do we remain a community in the face of such ideological diversity?

Well, we here at GLP have a common thread--one we hold so close and dear that we often set it aside just to argue about minutia. We LIKE to argue. C'est la vie!

But what is that common thread that ties us closely together into a cohesive community? What is it that binds such a diverse group of people into one wacky family?

It's FREEDOM--our longing for it where it is lacking and our desire to preserve it where it exists.

And GLP is wonderful and inspiring evidence that Freedom and Liberty are WORLDWIDE ideals!

Every nation with internet connections is represented RIGHT HERE. Sure, this is the "internet age" and many younger folks take it for granted. But I remember a time when communities like GLP were not even a twinkle in Trinity's eye. Worldwide meetings of the mind were something out of science fiction--something for space-age diplomats.

But here we are. More free than we've ever been.

But on the horizon, dark forces are threatening what we hold dear. They moniter us. The profile us. They are watching and waiting.

Well, I hope they are watching GLP. I hope those bastards get the message loud and clear:

WE ARE THE DEVOTEES AND PROTECTORS OF FREEDOM. WE WILL NOT STAND STILL WHILE LIBERTY IS ERODED AND DESTROYED. WE ARE A COMMUNITY AS DIVERSE AS THE WHOLE WORLD AND WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!

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My advice to the ACs here:

Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.

Behind every poster here is a living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings (bots be damned).

We all love GLP--or else we wouldn't even be here.

Make your posts an extension of yourself!
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....

OP IS A SHILL

shill <<<----FOR FREEDOM!

...

peace

5 stars from me! banana2
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Tell me where is the road to freedom.bump
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For sure liberty dwells in your dna
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OP IS A SHILL

shill <<<----FOR FREEDOM!

...

peace

5 stars from me! banana2
 Quoting: Axo Azeratel


Guilty as charged, Pi. I'll shill for freedom any day of the week.
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My advice to the ACs here:

Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.

Behind every poster here is a living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings (bots be damned).

We all love GLP--or else we wouldn't even be here.

Make your posts an extension of yourself!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final
bsflag
My advice fuck off I'll never pay to be datamined by tptb.Been here longer than most and most of you Johnny come latelies think if you pay for an account that somehow gives you credibility.I say bsflagand talking about getting freedom ain't gonna do shit.
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cheers Shill or not....well said ....
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The new CA4O agency watching, data mining, shilling and disinfo(ing) our GLP 'Love of Freedom' family, so beware.

Obama’s circular campaign logo imprinted on the outside of the binder with the name “Cyber-Warriors for Obama” printed in blue across the top. Inside were the names and e-mail addresses of 3,575 “cyber assets,” or “warriors,” listed in alphabetical order under about a dozen or so “team leaders.” From a separate sheet I was shown, most of these “assets” are being paid just over minimum wage, but as I understand it, they work from home and have no overhead. I believe there are about two dozen supervisors who make substantially more.
is strictly from memory.

It was tabbed, and one section with the word “targets” had a list of religious web sites, web sites I recognized as Christian. Another section was a listing of conservative Internet sites. There was another tab with the label “problem sites” that seemed quite extensive. I looked at that section, and it was broken down further into “birther” sites, “pro-gun” sites, “anti-abortion” sites, just to name a few.
 Quoting: DHS insider leak


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My advice to the ACs here:

Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.

Behind every poster here is a living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings (bots be damned).

We all love GLP--or else we wouldn't even be here.

Make your posts an extension of yourself!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final
bsflag
My advice fuck off I'll never pay to be datamined by tptb.Been here longer than most and most of you Johnny come latelies think if you pay for an account that somehow gives you credibility.I say bsflagand talking about getting freedom ain't gonna do shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


I'm no Johnny-come-lately.

OWN YOUR POSTS. That's what I'm saying. Otherwise, you're just another nameless, faceless voice in the dark. We don't need any more of those! We need people who are LOUD AND PROUD to represent freedom from tyranny and liberty for all!

Sometimes you've got to stick your neck out.

And by the way, AC, I have NEVER gotten spam email or advertisements from GLP.

So go ahead and let the BS Flags flap! FTW.
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clappa
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peace

I enjoy this website.
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You must be joking...
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When do we start printing our own currency and issuing GLP Passports?
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You must be joking...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518


I'm anything BUT joking. Yeah, people here at GLP have different ideas of what "freedom" is. But they still yearn for freedom. GIVE THEM TIME! The racists and homophobes CAN'T HELP but come around to true freedom.

Even feeble minds are burdened for CONSISTENCY.
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When do we start printing our own currency and issuing GLP Passports?
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I'm on board! Sign me up for a GLP passport. And I'll be happy to trade "funny money" for GLP cash.

At least GLP can be held accountable. At least I can cancel my membership if I want.
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My advice to the ACs here:

Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.

Behind every poster here is a living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings (bots be damned).

We all love GLP--or else we wouldn't even be here.

Make your posts an extension of yourself!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final
bsflag
My advice fuck off I'll never pay to be datamined by tptb.Been here longer than most and most of you Johnny come latelies think if you pay for an account that somehow gives you credibility.I say bsflagand talking about getting freedom ain't gonna do shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

I think we are all decent folk beneath the shallow exterior of the net, and everyone here is a closet tard of some form or another.

I think we are the blowhorn form freedom and justice, and this comes through in nearly every thread save for the i lost my left bollock to a cow, or my 13 year old hamster wants to date me type threads.
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Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


A thread for tips on how to earn karma would go nicely with having posted this as a suggestion. I'm sorry, but being a rat doesn't sit well with me and I don't even believe IP laws should exist.

That a conspiracy site even rewards its members for being snitches of copyright violators is a paradox I have not yet wrapped my head around. Seems to me the owners of the site need IP laws to live comfortably TBH.

I find the more honest I am about my opinions on real-world (political, racial, sexual, etc) views, the more counter-productive my efforts are in this regard.

Call out a bigot for being a bigot and the bigots trash your karma.

Call out a negro for being a racist and the negroes trash your karma.

Tell the truth and TPTB trash your karma.


This time around on this account, I don't give a fuck about my karma. The karma system is a tool of manipulation. I guess, ofc, I can't help but argue with you no matter how much I appreciate you making this thread. So sue me :P

Or as Fatboy would say, I drop-drop-drop-drop-dropped, so sue me.


5* and green for the effort OP :)
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My advice to the ACs here:

Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.

Behind every poster here is a living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings (bots be damned).

We all love GLP--or else we wouldn't even be here.

Make your posts an extension of yourself!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final
bsflag
My advice fuck off I'll never pay to be datamined by tptb.Been here longer than most and most of you Johnny come latelies think if you pay for an account that somehow gives you credibility.I say bsflagand talking about getting freedom ain't gonna do shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


I'm no Johnny-come-lately.

OWN YOUR POSTS. That's what I'm saying. Otherwise, you're just another nameless, faceless voice in the dark. We don't need any more of those! We need people who are LOUD AND PROUD to represent freedom from tyranny and liberty for all!

Sometimes you've got to stick your neck out.

And by the way, AC, I have NEVER gotten spam email or advertisements from GLP.

So go ahead and let the BS Flags flap! FTW.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final

bsflag
Atleast 7 agencies are tracking you right now on here.
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I love yous guys! *hic*

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AND WE DO IT ALL IN "BRAD DAY LIGHT" AND CAPS!SmileyGlas
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Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


A thread for tips on how to earn karma would go nicely with having posted this as a suggestion. I'm sorry, but being a rat doesn't sit well with me and I don't even believe IP laws should exist.

That a conspiracy site even rewards its members for being snitches of copyright violators is a paradox I have not yet wrapped my head around. Seems to me the owners of the site need IP laws to live comfortably TBH.

I find the more honest I am about my opinions on real-world (political, racial, sexual, etc) views, the more counter-productive my efforts are in this regard.

Call out a bigot for being a bigot and the bigots trash your karma.

Call out a negro for being a racist and the negroes trash your karma.

Tell the truth and TPTB trash your karma.


This time around on this account, I don't give a fuck about my karma. The karma system is a tool of manipulation. I guess, ofc, I can't help but argue with you no matter how much I appreciate you making this thread. So sue me :P

Or as Fatboy would say, I drop-drop-drop-drop-dropped, so sue me.


5* and green for the effort OP :)
 Quoting: Deaf Cat in the Blue Hat


Now you I can get along with.bump
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Now you I can get along with.bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Hehe, and I can still get along with OP so we three can be ultimately a sight to see with wings to beat upon our enemies.
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AND WE DO IT ALL IN "BRAD DAY LIGHT" AND CAPS!SmileyGlas
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HELL TO THE YEAH!

Now grow a brian, moran or I'll carsh you're face in!

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Now you I can get along with.bump
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Hehe, and I can still get along with OP so we three can be ultimately a sight to see with wings to beat upon our enemies.
 Quoting: Deaf Cat in the Blue Hat


Well said, deaf cat!!! That's the point of this thread.
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Well said, deaf cat!!! That's the point of this thread.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Oi, thanks - but that's my mom talking so be sure to thank her. She was the poet. But she's dead, so you gotta look within to get the thanks to her.

I couldn't rhyme, alliterate, pull symbolism like that out of my ass to save my life or try to understand any of the aforementioned things for shit until she passed.

They say it's rare for one to pass in order to become a spirit guide for his or her child.

Shit, derailing with stuff about me again.


Where is that old Monty Python hag to beat me upon the wall?
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I love yous guys! *hic*

drinks
 Quoting: black calx


Guilty as charged. I'm drunk as shit. Sue me.

I had a tough day at work--I have one employee who was dead-set on quitting. He's the only one I've got. I can't let him go (although I've got no choice in the matter--he's contracted). I had to beg the guy. He had every reason to quit too. His wife has breast cancer and she needs him. We worked out an agreement. THANK GOD.

Business is a great way to make a living but you're always hanging by a thread. It's tough sometimes, man!
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My advice to the ACs here:

Get a membership! Take pride in your threads and posts! Earn Karma and upgrade your account. Make friends.

Behind every poster here is a living, breathing human being with thoughts and feelings (bots be damned).

We all love GLP--or else we wouldn't even be here.

Make your posts an extension of yourself!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final
bsflag
My advice fuck off I'll never pay to be datamined by tptb.Been here longer than most and most of you Johnny come latelies think if you pay for an account that somehow gives you credibility.I say bsflagand talking about getting freedom ain't gonna do shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


I'm no Johnny-come-lately.

OWN YOUR POSTS. That's what I'm saying. Otherwise, you're just another nameless, faceless voice in the dark. We don't need any more of those! We need people who are LOUD AND PROUD to represent freedom from tyranny and liberty for all!

Sometimes you've got to stick your neck out.

And by the way, AC, I have NEVER gotten spam email or advertisements from GLP.

So go ahead and let the BS Flags flap! FTW.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final

bsflag
Atleast 7 agencies are tracking you right now on here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 281165


Who gives a shit?! I'd rather be known for WHO I AM than for being a "good little boy".
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I love yous guys! *hic*

drinks
 Quoting: black calx


Guilty as charged. I'm drunk as shit. Sue me.

I had a tough day at work--I have one employee who was dead-set on quitting. He's the only one I've got. I can't let him go (although I've got no choice in the matter--he's contracted). I had to beg the guy. He had every reason to quit too. His wife has breast cancer and she needs him. We worked out an agreement. THANK GOD.

Business is a great way to make a living but you're always hanging by a thread. It's tough sometimes, man!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Lol no I'm usually the one posting drunk. (Though not right now.) It's all good man! :D Sorry about your day that sounds rough. :<
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