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BREAKING- Pope Benedict resigning at the end of the month!

 
Anonymous Coward
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The Vatican Vacancy may usher in the Antichrist????
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VATICAN SPOKESMAN SAYS EXPECTS NEW POPE TO BE ELECTED BEFORE END OF MARCH
[link to twitter.com]
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..it makes sense >
Easter Sunday - 2013. March 31.

Easter is one of the biggest christian holiday, ... [link to when-is-easter-2013.com]
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Ermm...the BIGGEST.
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Hmmmmmm - too many duties in that position.
He realizes he needs to spend every moment he has left to him praying for forgiveness for
- protecting the pedophillac priests
- telling the people of aids ridden Africa not to wear condoms.

Sranger and stranger.
awareness abiding as awareness.
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According to St Malachy the next Pope will be the last

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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02/11/2013 07:21 AM
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Per Fox News this morning.
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This video tells how this was going to happen and usher in the final pope !

[link to youtu.be]
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I dont know if anyone posted this already

[link to en.radiovaticana.va]
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thank you for posting the link to Vatican Radio --

Full text of Pope's declaration

Dear Brothers,
I have convoked you to this Consistory, not only for the three canonizations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the Church. After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry. I am well aware that this ministry, due to its essential spiritual nature, must be carried out not only with words and deeds, but no less with prayer and suffering. However, in today’s world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of Saint Peter and proclaim the Gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months, has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me. For this reason, and well aware of the seriousness of this act, with full freedom I declare that I renounce the ministry of Bishop of Rome, Successor of Saint Peter, entrusted to me by the Cardinals on 19 April 2005, in such a way, that as from 28 February 2013, at 20:00 hours, the See of Rome, the See of Saint Peter, will be vacant and a Conclave to elect the new Supreme Pontiff will have to be convoked by those whose competence it is.
Dear Brothers, I thank you most sincerely for all the love and work with which you have supported me in my ministry and I ask pardon for all my defects. And now, let us entrust the Holy Church to the care of Our Supreme Pastor, Our Lord Jesus Christ, and implore his holy Mother Mary, so that she may assist the Cardinal Fathers with her maternal solicitude, in electing a new Supreme Pontiff. With regard to myself, I wish to also devotedly serve the Holy Church of God in the future through a life dedicated to prayer.
From the Vatican, 10 February 2013
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the first will be last, the last first, captivity captive.
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here is a cool video, describing the catholic church in a humourous way, i guess

the only exagerrated part i could find is a too formal 'air traffic control' room, and a 'purity' brick' (everyone knows they are egg sized pellets . Enjoy :)

[link to www.youtube.com]
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pope face palm



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this can have huge meaning...

Pope Benedict to retire soon?, April 16, 2012 birthday, Pope Benedict XVI turns 85, Saint Malachy prophecy last pope next, Destruction of Rome
[link to citizenwells.wordpress.com]

.speculations about resignation have been in the media for some time !!...now let's look for profecies if they coroborate
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and April 17th is supposedly the birth of Jesus.
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I bet the Pope is just pissed they named part of the telescope Satan.
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02/11/2013 07:23 AM
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Wow, all the wailing and gnashing of teeth over a MAN.



Calm down, Lord Pope will be there for a few more days. If you hurry I bet you'll get a couple more chances to bow down kiss his hand,or annoint his feet and suck his toes like old times.
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check out his coat of arms
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opps wrong link

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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it has "Alpha" and "Omega" on it
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2015 doom!
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2015 ?
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02/11/2013 07:24 AM
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Its one of three things:

1. Dark Nazi past uncovered.
2. Something about young boys being abused.
3. He doesn't want to be in Rome when the economic collapse happens.
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Wow, all the wailing and gnashing of teeth over a MAN.



Calm down, Lord Pope will be there for a few more days. If you hurry I bet you'll get a couple more chances to bow down kiss his hand,or annoint his feet and suck his toes like old times.
 Quoting: JennOfArc


put you head back in the sand will you
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We're all doomed, the next Pope is the last one.

If the next Pope is named Peter this place will go into meltdown.

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02/11/2013 07:26 AM
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I see a wound was healed under Peter's left eye.

Just sayin
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Paddy Power already has odds for the new pope.

Cardinal Peter Turkson 9/4 fav.
Cardinal Keith O'Brien 40/1.
Father Dougal Maguire 1000/1

[link to www.paddypower.com]
 Quoting: DoorBert


Black Pope?

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Yeah a black pope like Obummer should being the Vatican to it's knees.
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So the burning question: who told the old pedo it was time to leave? And who has the power to make him do it?
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The Black Pope.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33924360


check out his coat of arms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34134128


opps wrong link

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34134128


it has "Alpha" and "Omega" on it
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his favorite single is sympathy for the devil
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Just 2 days ago the Pope celebrate the Knights of Malta's 900 years:
Thread: The Vatican celebrates Knights of Malta's 900 years. Pope Benedict XVI is a member!

Hmm?
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No living pope resigns.
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so what
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so sad to see the fish hat pedo pope leaving before one last great clowning of the masses

every easter, the pedopope looks east, past the crowds below who think he is there to greet them.

he worships the sun ray obelisk, stolen from the city of the sun - heliopolis - and praises the rising SUN Horus, not the son of god, as horus rises (horizon) in the east (easter) after it has PASSED OVER (passover) the equator.

the SUN is reborn (from virgo the virgin)

and the morons below remain slaves on their knees. pretty funny
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Does this mean he'll be wanting his Volkswagen Golf back? Because I bought that on ebay FAIR and SQUARE. Just sayin.
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Business Insider‏@businessinsider

Here Are The Odds On Who Will Be The Next Pope [link to read.bi]
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My Penny's on the another earth-shattering announcement to come. Factual Evidence from the US that Aliens exist...That would be the nail in the coffin of all Main Stream religions as they are written - History will change completely.
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it will probably be between a black african pope, a south american pope or peter the italian dude..
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the black pope and peter the last pope are supposed to be the same person?
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African Pope
Cardinal Turkson has said that "if God would wish to see a black man also as pope, thanks be to God".[13] The Catholic Church chronicler Rocco Palmo called Turkson the lone Scripture scholar in the Pope's "Senate" and believes that his status as a potential "papabile" has been elevated due to his appointment as spokesman for Second Synod for Africa in 2009.[14]

from [link to en.wikipedia.org]

Could this guy be the next Pope? (as stated earlier here). We shall see!
Can't we all just get along?!
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You want me to be Pope with the New Jerusalem Calendar?

[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Mon Jan 11/28/12
 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


You can be Pope of the Cattle Barn!!!
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President Medvedev confirmed in his extended meeting with Pope Benedict XVI that the new planet named Tyche (pronounced ty-kee) by NASA will be appearing in the Earth’s night sky early 2013

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