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BREAKING- Pope Benedict resigning at the end of the month!

 
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Moving sale!!!! 20% off all multimillion dollar jewel encrusted golden staffs!!!! All proceeds will not go to poor people.
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I'll pass...All staff's in Vatican City smell like boy butt.
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So what sayeth ye GLP prophets -- does this mean true end of the world doom or not?
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yep

he's fulfilling end times prophecies because he knows he won't die in time, and he doesn't want the string pullers hurrying things along

he wants to spend some quality time with the wife and kids
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this is the same pope who blesses ferraris.. glad hes leaving... down with all religons... its the oldest way to control people...
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this is the same pope who blesses ferraris.. glad hes leaving... down with all religons... its the oldest way to control people...
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So the burning question: who told the old pedo it was time to leave? And who has the power to make him do it?
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Moving sale!!!! 20% off all multimillion dollar jewel encrusted golden staffs!!!! All proceeds will not go to poor people.
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I'll pass...All staff's in Vatican City smell like boy butt.
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The church will not be destroyed, we have the promise of Jesus.

Satan cannot infiltrate her!

The enemies of the church are spreading more lies and false prophecies.
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The gates of hell will not prevail, but it doesn't mean they won't give it their best shot! Third secret of Fatima (not fully revealed) likely refers to this infiltration, which is why it wasn't announced either in 1960 when it was suppposed to happen, or in 2001 (?) I forget the exact year, when they released a "vision" of the pope scrambling over dead bodies and claimed "this already happened."
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Yes, I had read that the entire prophecy was supposed to be revealed then (1960?, 2001?), but the pope decided it was "too terrible" and he refused to expose it all.

I sure wish we knew what it all says!
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...the waters of the ocean will become vapor, and the foam will rise up overwhelming and drowning everything. Millions and millions of people will die hourly...
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The gates of hell will not prevail, but it doesn't mean they won't give it their best shot! Third secret of Fatima (not fully revealed) likely refers to this infiltration, which is why it wasn't announced either in 1960 when it was suppposed to happen, or in 2001 (?) I forget the exact year, when they released a "vision" of the pope scrambling over dead bodies and claimed "this already happened."
 Quoting: K.Kool


Yes, I had read that the entire prophecy was supposed to be revealed then (1960?, 2001?), but the pope decided it was "too terrible" and he refused to expose it all.

I sure wish we knew what it all says!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28649819


...the waters of the ocean will become vapor, and the foam will rise up overwhelming and drowning everything. Millions and millions of people will die hourly...
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wasnt there a weird foam thing going on recently coming from the sea? not sure where at
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popetards!
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gonna so shit my pants if the next pope is called peter.aparently he will make a deal with the antichrist-obama.i think he may endorse obamas chip.
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You Satanic moron.

The Catholic faithful will fight AGAINST the Antichrist.

What an ass you are.
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Yes, maybe the FAITHFUL will, but the "church proper" has already been infiltrated by satan's forces.
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There is no antichrist. There is no satan. We are a species of pretending children. You were born, and you pretended there were monsters in your closet. You pretended you were princesses, you pretended you were soldiers, you pretended you were cowboys and indians, you pretended your stuffed animals were having tea with you, you pretended you were Luke Skywalker. Then you started to get old, and you started to sober up, but you never stopped pretending. Now you're an adult, full of intellect and experience, yet you're still pretending that money is real, countries are real, and worst of all, you turned the concept of an intelligent creator into a character, and then you pretended that character was real, and you pretended he talked to you, and you pretended he was rooting for you, and only you.

And you pretended for so long that you forgot it was pretend, so when bad things started happening you wondered why he didn't have your back anymore, and you figured you must have done something wrong. And then you started backtracking, second guessing, and trying to figure out what he wants from you, how you should behave, who you should hate, who you should punish, who you should kill.

Somewhere along the line, you forgot that you were pretending.

Please wake up.
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OH, meohmy, another dead fish !

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Aussie Land
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this where it starts... land of the criminals
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gonna so shit my pants if the next pope is called peter.aparently he will make a deal with the antichrist-obama.i think he may endorse obamas chip.
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You Satanic moron.

The Catholic faithful will fight AGAINST the Antichrist.

What an ass you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1222180


Yes, maybe the FAITHFUL will, but the "church proper" has already been infiltrated by satan's forces.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25676821


There is no antichrist. There is no satan. We are a species of pretending children. You were born, and you pretended there were monsters in your closet. You pretended you were princesses, you pretended you were soldiers, you pretended you were cowboys and indians, you pretended your stuffed animals were having tea with you, you pretended you were Luke Skywalker. Then you started to get old, and you started to sober up, but you never stopped pretending. Now you're an adult, full of intellect and experience, yet you're still pretending that money is real, countries are real, and worst of all, you turned the concept of an intelligent creator into a character, and then you pretended that character was real, and you pretended he talked to you, and you pretended he was rooting for you, and only you.

And you pretended for so long that you forgot it was pretend, so when bad things started happening you wondered why he didn't have your back anymore, and you figured you must have done something wrong. And then you started backtracking, second guessing, and trying to figure out what he wants from you, how you should behave, who you should hate, who you should punish, who you should kill.

Somewhere along the line, you forgot that you were pretending.

Please wake up.
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Thank you for reminder.
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Holy shit! Someone please find his official twitter. CNN just showed his last tweet.... Not about health. Its about sinning.

What was about to come out?
 Quoting: MuskMan


Here is the last tweet...


We must trust in the mighty power of God’s mercy. We are all sinners, but His grace transforms us and makes us new.

What do we make of that?
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A final attempt to have men realize "time is short" and all must repent.
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Another Prophecy fulfilled!!!
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The gates of hell will not prevail, but it doesn't mean they won't give it their best shot! Third secret of Fatima (not fully revealed) likely refers to this infiltration, which is why it wasn't announced either in 1960 when it was suppposed to happen, or in 2001 (?) I forget the exact year, when they released a "vision" of the pope scrambling over dead bodies and claimed "this already happened."
 Quoting: K.Kool


Yes, I had read that the entire prophecy was supposed to be revealed then (1960?, 2001?), but the pope decided it was "too terrible" and he refused to expose it all.

I sure wish we knew what it all says!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28649819


...the waters of the ocean will become vapor, and the foam will rise up overwhelming and drowning everything. Millions and millions of people will die hourly...
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Pacific plate will crack pretty soon, causing lave to eject and water to boil
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popetards!
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lol lmao is true!
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gonna so shit my pants if the next pope is called peter.aparently he will make a deal with the antichrist-obama.i think he may endorse obamas chip.
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You Satanic moron.

The Catholic faithful will fight AGAINST the Antichrist.

What an ass you are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1222180


Yes, maybe the FAITHFUL will, but the "church proper" has already been infiltrated by satan's forces.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25676821


There is no antichrist. There is no satan. We are a species of pretending children. You were born, and you pretended there were monsters in your closet. You pretended you were princesses, you pretended you were soldiers, you pretended you were cowboys and indians, you pretended your stuffed animals were having tea with you, you pretended you were Luke Skywalker. Then you started to get old, and you started to sober up, but you never stopped pretending. Now you're an adult, full of intellect and experience, yet you're still pretending that money is real, countries are real, and worst of all, you turned the concept of an intelligent creator into a character, and then you pretended that character was real, and you pretended he talked to you, and you pretended he was rooting for you, and only you.

And you pretended for so long that you forgot it was pretend, so when bad things started happening you wondered why he didn't have your back anymore, and you figured you must have done something wrong. And then you started backtracking, second guessing, and trying to figure out what he wants from you, how you should behave, who you should hate, who you should punish, who you should kill.

Somewhere along the line, you forgot that you were pretending.

Please wake up.
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It's all playing out before our eyes. Please look around... and wake up if you can.
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well done glp.

you said the pope would leave by april - and there it is.
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When people refer to the next Pope, Peter, as a black man, are they perhaps misinterpreting the black part- maybe they mean Peter, a man with a black heart and soul?


I'm not Catholic, so sorry for my ignorance on this matter. I was just wondering if this was misinterpreted. Does it say specifically a man of the black race will rule?

Thanks for helping me understand. This is just so interesting to me for some reason.
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I heard this news this morning and I had to look into Malachy's prophesy again.

Here's a really interesting quote for you guys:

"In 1909, not so long ago, while granting an audience, Pope Pius X was siad to have suddenly cried out: �What I see is terrifying. Will it be myself? Will it be my successor? What is certain is that the Pope will quit Rome, and in leaving the Vatican, he will have to walk over the dead bodies of his priests." To date that prophecy was never fulfilled. According to Malachy's vision of the Church's "tribulation," it applies to the successor of Gloria Olivae-the next Pope, but certainly one. Is it possible in this day and age with the state Europe is in?" (from [link to searchwarp.com]

Note: Gloria Olivae being the last pope before Peter the Roman, the last pope, according to the prophesy.

Lets not forget this: Numerous times in the past the church has appealed to, and helped to realize, public belief in the Apocalypse. I see it as a 'wild card' for the TPTB. Anything goes during the 'end times' as if it's all meant to be, if everyone is blind enough to believe it. I would even dare to say that nearly all biblical prophesies are kept deliberately vague, so they're flexible enough to fit many situations and times; although, another possibly, a crazier and more sinister one, is that some prophesy (maybe Malachy's) are statements of planned events. Remember to put more weight on the date when prophesy is revealed to the public than on the date it's claimed to have been written.
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bump
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Yes, I had read that the entire prophecy was supposed to be revealed then (1960?, 2001?), but the pope decided it was "too terrible" and he refused to expose it all.

I sure wish we knew what it all says!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28649819


...the waters of the ocean will become vapor, and the foam will rise up overwhelming and drowning everything. Millions and millions of people will die hourly...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25676821

Pacific plate will crack pretty soon, causing lave to eject and water to boil
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Remember Genesis 9 11-16. God will not destroy by water.


11 I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”
12 And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: 13 I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. 14 Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds, 15 I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life. 16 Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth.”
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When people refer to the next Pope, Peter, as a black man, are they perhaps misinterpreting the black part- maybe they mean Peter, a man with a black heart and soul?


I'm not Catholic, so sorry for my ignorance on this matter. I was just wondering if this was misinterpreted. Does it say specifically a man of the black race will rule?

Thanks for helping me understand. This is just so interesting to me for some reason.
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You certainly don't need to be catholic to have input into this. Interesting thought about the black heart and soul.
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I heard this news this morning and I had to look into Malachy's prophesy again.

Here's a really interesting quote for you guys:

"In 1909, not so long ago, while granting an audience, Pope Pius X was siad to have suddenly cried out: �What I see is terrifying. Will it be myself? Will it be my successor? What is certain is that the Pope will quit Rome, and in leaving the Vatican, he will have to walk over the dead bodies of his priests." To date that prophecy was never fulfilled. According to Malachy's vision of the Church's "tribulation," it applies to the successor of Gloria Olivae-the next Pope, but certainly one. Is it possible in this day and age with the state Europe is in?" (from [link to searchwarp.com]

Note: Gloria Olivae being the last pope before Peter the Roman, the last pope, according to the prophesy.

Lets not forget this: Numerous times in the past the church has appealed to, and helped to realize, public belief in the Apocalypse. I see it as a 'wild card' for the TPTB. Anything goes during the 'end times' as if it's all meant to be, if everyone is blind enough to believe it. I would even dare to say that nearly all biblical prophesies are kept deliberately vague, so they're flexible enough to fit many situations and times; although, another possibly, a crazier and more sinister one, is that some prophesy (maybe Malachy's) are statements of planned events. Remember to put more weight on the date when prophesy is revealed to the public than on the date it's claimed to have been written.
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bump
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When the cosmic events start occuring -- those that cannot be orchestrated by any person or group -- then what will the rationalization be?
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The Unhived Mind highlighted the next Pope way back in 2009 or earlier, take a look at his old video with Scola highlighted :) how the f*** did he know all this ????????

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When people refer to the next Pope, Peter, as a black man, are they perhaps misinterpreting the black part- maybe they mean Peter, a man with a black heart and soul?


I'm not Catholic, so sorry for my ignorance on this matter. I was just wondering if this was misinterpreted. Does it say specifically a man of the black race will rule?

Thanks for helping me understand. This is just so interesting to me for some reason.
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It can certainly be interpreted that way.
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Oh ya, but Nibiru isn't real or anything. God I seriously can't stand sheeple. I just hope we get to see it before the sun explodes.
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The prophesy of St Francis of Assini stated that the last pope would not be canonically elected. What does that mean ?
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Interesting I did not know about that... Well that lines up with my theory that the next leader of the RCC will not be appointed as Pope because of some emergency or something.

Something major is going down soon.
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How about this theory (from your link)?

...somehow, as unlikely as it may seem, that a Roman Pope (the first beast and false prophet) and a Jew from the tribe of Dan (the second beast and antichrist, Jeremiah 8:16, Rev.7:5-8) will come together as the false prophet and the antichrist, in agreement with each other, and do the bidding of Satan, making up the unholy trinity....

I'm thinking the "last pope" be selected, many dislike the CHOICE of him, and the RCC splits. The "Jew from the tribe of Dan" comes along and proclaims HE is the true leader of the RCC, many follow him....ushering in the tribulation.

Weird, I know! I am not catholic, first of all, BUT trying to understand all these "prophecies." I DO believe in prophecy, and these prophets (St. Francis, and St. Malachy) have been shown to be fairly reliable, so I'm just trying to figure it all out (through HUMAN EYES and reasoning, to be sure).
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He gave a 2 and half week notice of resignation? Holy Shit! He's the head of a church with 1.3 billion members. You just can't say fuck it, here's my 2 and half week notice. He's just made chaos of all the pope's public arrangements etc for the coming year. Well, to me, it sounds like he's getting the fuck outta dodge as soon as possible.

Makes you wonder on whats got him so spooked.
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He's bunker bound.
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Maybe it has something to do with these new books;

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