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Brkg: POPE RESIGNS!

 
Tess2012

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02/11/2013 05:57 AM

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Brkg: POPE RESIGNS!
Just on Sky News now.

[link to news.sky.com]

Popes don't resign - they die! This hasn't happened for centuries. This is it. Last piece of the jigsaw. Enter Peter, the last Pope. Now all the End Days prophecies are in place. Doom ON!

Last Edited by Tess. on 02/11/2013 06:07 AM
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.
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02/11/2013 06:00 AM
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Here is a bunch of tweets saying he will resign on the 28th.

[link to inagist.com]
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02/11/2013 06:03 AM
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[link to twitter.com (secure)]
Tess2012 (OP)

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02/11/2013 06:28 AM

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Pope's website with videos:

[link to www.romereports.com]
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.
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02/11/2013 06:31 AM
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I thought this was a joke. Good catch.
Tess2012 (OP)

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02/11/2013 06:37 AM

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Here comes Peter - the new black Pope:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.
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02/11/2013 06:38 AM
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does the pope poop?
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02/11/2013 06:51 AM
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I guess he's moveing to Florida with his new 24 year old quireboy lover
Tess2012 (OP)

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Full resignation speech:

"Dear Brothers,

“I have convoked you to this Consistory, not only for the three canonizations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the Church. After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry. I am well aware that this ministry, due to its essential spiritual nature, must be carried out not only with words and deeds, but no less with prayer and suffering. However, in today's world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of Saint Peter and proclaim the Gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months, has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me. For this reason, and well aware of the seriousness of this act, with full freedom I declare that I renounce the ministry of Bishop of Rome, Successor of Saint Peter, entrusted to me by the Cardinals on 19 April 2005, in such a way, that as from 28 February 2013, at 20:00 hours, the See of Rome, the See of Saint Peter, will be vacant and a Conclave to elect the new Supreme Pontiff will have to be convoked by those whose competence it is.

"Dear Brothers, I thank you most sincerely for all the love and work with which you have supported me in my ministry and I ask pardon for all my defects. And now, let us entrust the Holy Church to the care of Our Supreme Pastor, Our Lord Jesus Christ, and implore his holy Mother Mary, so that she may assist the Cardinal Fathers with her maternal solicitude, in electing a new Supreme Pontiff. With regard to myself, I wish to also devotedly serve the Holy Church of God in the future through a life dedicated to prayer."
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,I see it shining plain,The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.

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