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The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru

 
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The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru is almost here, it has been behind the sun since it has entered our solar system but in a matter of days it will actually pass through the sun on its journey to pass extremely close to Earth, causing an Extinction Level Event.

The Pope is one of the most powerful and well connected people on Earth, and his order knows about this. He is resigning in order to take refuge in secret bunkers built to avoid the mass rioting and withstand the subsequent mass destruction (as you will see key political figures doing so in the days to come).

This is the REAL reason, but I am okay with what is going to happen. I have made my peace with God and am ready for the Next Phase.

Peace.
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Of course the Pope is powerful.. Satan is in control of this Earth.

Job 9:24... Read it.

As for your Nibiru garbage

Jer 10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them

$20 says you're a gentile. O_o
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Nibiru pope doom 999
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Well, 4* for comedy
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Now I know this really is it. The next and last Pope now comes Petrus Romanus - well, hope everyone is prepared
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
more evidence of niburu: [link to i.imgur.com]

from the article:

The unbalanced orbit of a so-called "zombie planet" in a dusty star system has astronomers struggling to explain the exoplanet's behavior.

New observations of the planet Fomalhaut b by the Hubble Space Telescope revealed the oddball orbit, which has wild extremes between its closest and farthest points from the parent star and appears to cross through a vast minefield of dusty debris.

"We are shocked. This is not what we expected," said study leader Paul Kalas, an astronomer with the University of California at Berkeley and the SETI Institute in Mountain View, Calif., in a statement Tuesday (Jan. 8
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That must be why Queen Beatrix stepped down to. She didn't want to but it's NIBURU DOOM5a
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru is almost here, it has been behind the sun since it has entered our solar system but in a matter of days it will actually pass through the sun on its journey to pass extremely close to Earth, causing an Extinction Level Event.

The Pope is one of the most powerful and well connected people on Earth, and his order knows about this. He is resigning in order to take refuge in secret bunkers built to avoid the mass rioting and withstand the subsequent mass destruction (as you will see key political figures doing so in the days to come).

This is the REAL reason, but I am okay with what is going to happen. I have made my peace with God and am ready for the Next Phase.

Peace.
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Are you really that dumb!? We are circling around the sun. There is no possibility that something is behind the sun without been seen from earth.
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru is almost here, it has been behind the sun since it has entered our solar system but in a matter of days it will actually pass through the sun on its journey to pass extremely close to Earth, causing an Extinction Level Event.

The Pope is one of the most powerful and well connected people on Earth, and his order knows about this. He is resigning in order to take refuge in secret bunkers built to avoid the mass rioting and withstand the subsequent mass destruction (as you will see key political figures doing so in the days to come).

This is the REAL reason, but I am okay with what is going to happen. I have made my peace with God and am ready for the Next Phase.

Peace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34136042


Are you really that dumb!? We are circling around the sun. There is no possibility that something is behind the sun without been seen from earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27459048


Exactly! Nibiru is circling around the sun too as it moves towards us, you just contradicted yourself
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If it was behind the Stereo spacecraft would pick it up..........

[link to stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov]
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Nibiru pope doom :999:
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I was waiting for you to use it.
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It is never what you think, but this might just be correct.

or not
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He doesn't want to deal with the punishment of the little boy scandles...it's a cop out....
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Think things with church and US are about to be exposed...so the lesser evil can get praised by the people of world and unite into their one own world. They might start exposing the major neo-cons and popes and priests all in the name of our collective peace and comfort/safety.

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For a limited time, get your commemorative Pope Soap on a Rope at kiosks around the Vatican.
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He's goin to the bunker.
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru is almost here, it has been behind the sun since it has entered our solar system but in a matter of days it will actually pass through the sun on its journey to pass extremely close to Earth, causing an Extinction Level Event.

The Pope is one of the most powerful and well connected people on Earth, and his order knows about this. He is resigning in order to take refuge in secret bunkers built to avoid the mass rioting and withstand the subsequent mass destruction (as you will see key political figures doing so in the days to come).

This is the REAL reason, but I am okay with what is going to happen. I have made my peace with God and am ready for the Next Phase.

Peace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34136042



The satanic pope is sick and dying and wants EVERYBODY worldwide thinking on him, focused on why he's resigning, praying for him, and feeding him with energy.

Judging by the amount of "the-pope-is-quitting" threads, it's working already. Now think the amount of energy the sheeple will harness for feeding him in the days to come.


Wake the fuck up, it's another ritual.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Vatican, Israel reach historic deal on Last Supper site
Pope will have official seat in the Last Supper room on Mount Zion in Jerusalem • Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon: This is a historic achievement and a symbol that will encourage tourism.

Read more


[link to www.israelhayom.com]
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru is almost here, it has been behind the sun since it has entered our solar system but in a matter of days it will actually pass through the sun on its journey to pass extremely close to Earth, causing an Extinction Level Event.

The Pope is one of the most powerful and well connected people on Earth, and his order knows about this. He is resigning in order to take refuge in secret bunkers built to avoid the mass rioting and withstand the subsequent mass destruction (as you will see key political figures doing so in the days to come).

This is the REAL reason, but I am okay with what is going to happen. I have made my peace with God and am ready for the Next Phase.

Peace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34136042


Are you really that dumb!? We are circling around the sun. There is no possibility that something is behind the sun without been seen from earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27459048


Exactly! Nibiru is circling around the sun too as it moves towards us, you just contradicted yourself
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34136042


OP, perhaps you would like to explain to us, WHAT THE FUCK NIBIRU IS, before you claim that "it's hidden behind the sun and coming toward us".

Do you realize that a claim this bold demands proof, evidence and above all, knowledge of WHAT you are referring to.

Unless you can read Sumerian tablets, you don't know what NIBIRU is, and you probably never read any of Sitchin's book. You just jumped in the bandwagon after watching dozens of two-suns YT videos.
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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The real reason the Pope is resigning is that he is in fact Jewish.
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru is almost here, it has been behind the sun since it has entered our solar system but in a matter of days it will actually pass through the sun on its journey to pass extremely close to Earth, causing an Extinction Level Event.

The Pope is one of the most powerful and well connected people on Earth, and his order knows about this. He is resigning in order to take refuge in secret bunkers built to avoid the mass rioting and withstand the subsequent mass destruction (as you will see key political figures doing so in the days to come).

This is the REAL reason, but I am okay with what is going to happen. I have made my peace with God and am ready for the Next Phase.

Peace.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34136042


I wonder if the close asteroid pass is a harbinger?
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Snort all you want but when the truth comes out I think you'll feel a little stupid (and scared).
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Re: The REAL reason the Pope is quitting! Nibiru
Nibiru pope doom :999:
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Pass through the sun!! cruise

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