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Who will be the next pope???

 
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Who will be the next pope???
who's your nomination?
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I volunteer!
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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Thread: Jesus himself will be the new pope
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Anyone know the qualifications for pope?
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Jesus sounds good
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pedobear5a
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Re: Who will be the next pope???
We have an Aussie Cardinal who's in with a good chance (Cardinal George Pell).

I also hear there's an Israeli who is in the running, though I don't know his name.
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Barak Hussein Matreiya Obama
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Pope Morty Profitstein
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Let's fill the position with a void instead
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We have an Aussie Cardinal who's in with a good chance (Cardinal George Pell).

I also hear there's an Israeli who is in the running, though I don't know his name.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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I hear they are going to hire outside the company. I'm working on my resume right now. Wish me luck!
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only requirement is baptism!
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Re: Who will be the next pope???
Pope Peter the Roman.
The prophecy has already been set.
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Re: Who will be the next pope???
Why doesn't the whole organization reformat from the top down,
strip away everything that is known,
including this position of pope, no more pope,
instead there is nobody
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Re: Who will be the next pope???
I hoping it will be B.A. Baracus.
However that could prove problematic due to the amount of air-travel involved in shepherding the flock.

"I AIN'T GETTING ON NO PLANE, CRAZY FOOL!
Bless you my child".
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According to Malachy prophecy the popes first name will be Peter.
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Petrus Romanus
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Petrus Romanus
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if the prophecies are correct the anti-christ was born February 5th, 1962 Petrus Romanus suggests the anti-christ will be Italian Petrus Romanus suggests the anti-christ will be Italian. That would rule out Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson as he was born October 11th 1948 in Ghana.
it is not likely Cardinal Marc Oulette either as he was born June 8th 1944, who else do you have
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The next Pope will be the last one, the Anti-Christ, the "black Pope".
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George Demitrus.
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if the prophecies are correct the anti-christ was born February 5th, 1962 Petrus Romanus suggests the anti-christ will be Italian. That would rule out Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson as he was born October 11th 1948 in Ghana.
it is not likely Cardinal Marc Oulette either as he was born June 8th 1944, who else do you have
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Just remembered (and I think it was Nostradamus) that there will come a time when the anti-christ (Peterus Romanus) flees Rome for Canada. Well Oulette is Canadian so maybe him afteral
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bump
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I was going to go with the Frankie nomination, but my nomination is going to have to be santa claus....
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who's your nomination?
 Quoting: Lies & Alibis


the one who matches the face i posted on my facebook page
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Re: Who will be the next pope???
To be a Pope you have to be a baptized and confirmed MALE Catholic. This is what my Sister SIL says. Guessing who will be Pope is tricky. If you are relying on St. Malachy's prophecies or Nostradamus' explanation of them, you can't look at the easy answer. The Names he gives are metaphors. For
example the next Pope will not necessarily be named Peter the Roman but that title will somehow fit him. The Cardinals are packed with older conservatives named by John Paul II and Pope Benedict, so you would think the next Pope would be traditionalist in his thinking. But, history shows that the conclaves can amaze even the best guesser...for example : John Paul I and John Paul II and Pope John XX111. Many Catholics are hoping we will have a non European Pope because the Church is growing stronger in the Latino and African world. I will make one guess: it won't be an American. Now, watch me be wrong.
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Re: Who will be the next pope???
most likely some crusty old catholic dude.

they want them to resign/die before they can
amass enough support to make make any real
changes to the church.
Soma/Comatose
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Bruce Willis.

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