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Zombie alert broadcast on the Emergency Alert System today

 
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omfg hahaha
I use to live in Montana and i can just IMAGINE how people reacted to this!!!

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An emergency alert interrupted Montana television viewers as they watched the Steve Wilkos Show Monday, and calmly informed them that "dead bodies are rising from their graves."
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
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lol so you truly think We are unarmed down-under..? We just have strict laws that is all.

Ohh first you have to hit those zombies to be effective shooting 30 rounds means nothing if you can not hit your target.

and

There are other means of ending a zombies life.


the biggest thing that America will have a problem with is
RULE 1 Cardio. Think that will not go down to well with a fat America, But then again fat America will buy time so you can aim to actually hit your target.5a
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I'm hoping for, George Romero zombies. When it come to sitting still and keeping quiet; I'm aces. (I'll just have to remember to lay off the potato chips.)
I wish I had more time so I could do even less.
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This is fucking awesome on multiple levels.
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02/11/2013 06:54 PM

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Emergency Alert System apparently hacked and the following message delivered:

"The bodies of the dead are rising from the grave, do not approach these bodies as they are extremely dangerous. Local authorities are attempting to apprehend these bodies."

Broadcast in several Montana counties:

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Excellent! Zombie doom, bring it on!
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02/11/2013 06:55 PM
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They probably have per recorded messages covering every possibility if emergency, and they accidentally played the wrong one.
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02/11/2013 07:16 PM
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Comforting the disturbed and disturbing the comfortable.

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02/11/2013 07:24 PM

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All I have to say is wtf!!!
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
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Zombie hunt from Dawn of the Dead.

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This was done before a couple years ago
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02/11/2013 07:33 PM

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DINNERTIME!
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02/11/2013 07:41 PM
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27162346


lol so you truly think We are unarmed down-under..? We just have strict laws that is all.

Ohh first you have to hit those zombies to be effective shooting 30 rounds means nothing if you can not hit your target.

and

There are other means of ending a zombies life.


the biggest thing that America will have a problem with is
RULE 1 Cardio. Think that will not go down to well with a fat America, But then again fat America will buy time so you can aim to actually hit your target.5a
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Well if the zombies are coming from America... Guess the rest of us won't have any problems outrunning them.
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Been to Canada many times you really shouldn't talk, plenty of fat toothless fucks up there. Speakin of toothless if they come from canada i guess we wont have to worry about getting bit.
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27162346


lol so you truly think We are unarmed down-under..? We just have strict laws that is all.

Ohh first you have to hit those zombies to be effective shooting 30 rounds means nothing if you can not hit your target.

and

There are other means of ending a zombies life.


the biggest thing that America will have a problem with is
RULE 1 Cardio. Think that will not go down to well with a fat America, But then again fat America will buy time so you can aim to actually hit your target.5a
 Quoting: Drunkenkungfu


Damn, you people are stupid. Yes we are all fat dumbass.

And shooting, we dont miss. Go fuck a kangroo you toothless fuck. A dingo ate my baby!
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02/11/2013 07:47 PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO ZOMBIES!!!!

ITS PARTY TIME!!!!! danceanaltanaspeedbananchorus



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hugs please stop fighting. That is exactly what 'they' want us to do. Please understand it is not just one country they are after...but all of us. Let's focus on why/how this emergency alert got on the air. hf
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Time to prepare your (+)orgone energy water-filled balloons and water guns people! tounge

Time to melt these undead bastards!!!!
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theres the warning
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Here's the reason

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lmao
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
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Love how all you right wing amerifags always find something in every thread to talk about what big guns you have you got a small dick complex or something faggot ?
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LOL that's awesome
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omfg hahaha
I use to live in Montana and i can just IMAGINE how people reacted to this!!!

(video of actual broadcast at link)
[link to gawker.com]
An emergency alert interrupted Montana television viewers as they watched the Steve Wilkos Show Monday, and calmly informed them that "dead bodies are rising from their graves."
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That is like the coolest thing I've seen in a long time! Or not....hehe...
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27162346


Love how all you right wing amerifags always find something in every thread to talk about what big guns you have you got a small dick complex or something faggot ?
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Um zombies and guns kinda go together. Love how you sissys keep pointing out that you are sissys.

And another FYI for you euro fags, doesn't matter what you label yourself most of us are armed you dentist worst nightmare.
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Here is the video of the broadcast
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Go here and find out how to deal with ZOMBIES!

[link to zombiehunters.org]


If you don't want to deal with zombies yourself, they provide an exterminating service; their mission sounds kind of like the Fandango Rangers.

[link to zombiehunters.org]

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zombies alone rocket
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27162346


With one full magazine.
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zombies would overrun europe, australia, etc. with ease. the US would be fine. hoard of zombies vs ar15? one guy with an ar15 could kill atleast 30 of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27162346


where do you think these zombies would be coming from?? US is where all the zombies are just look at all your obama supporters!!ocrockaohappy
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No not necessarily hysterical pyscho obama chick many of them come from our neibopr to the south Haiti
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Is this still a Conspiracy site?

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