Hey Everyone! I'm Back!

What's up Jesus

A lot, but all I can say is that I need all of your money asap. It's really important.

I was hoping that Jebus would be coming.

we dont have any money. the government beat you to it, i hear they gave it all to a few large banks, some in the US some in europe. go check there.

where were you?

Go ask Obummer, he has all the people's money. Since your
a brother of his, I'm sure he would be happy to give you
a loan.

Well then I need you to go get the money out of the banks. Tell them that Jesus sent you to take all of their money. I'm sure they will be happy to meet you my fine mansheep.

Partying it up in paradise man! Good times good times!

are you gonna' be the next pope?

You just fuckin mispelled my name man! Have fun in Hell.

I have a bone to pick with you Jesus!

Naw I just wanna get some dollar bills man so I can hit up some strip clubs!

I mean act out God's plan.

Yeah, you lying sack of shit


Prophets words are those of lies.

Zechariah 13:4 On that day every prophet will be ashamed of his prophetic vision; neither shall they wear a rough garment to deceive: (5) But he shall say, I am no prophet, I am an husbandman (farmer); for man taught me to keep cattle (people) from my youth.’ (6) If someone asks him, ‘What are these wounds on your body?’ he will answer, ‘The wounds I was given at the house of my friends.

John 15:1 I am the true vine, (house of Judah) and my Father is the husbandman.

Revelation 19:10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.
.

And my buddy Satan has an even bigger one that he likes to bone people like you in the ass with. He's got a bunch of stds too by the way. Have fun in HELL!!!

If this was the REAL "jesus" most Caucasians would be DEAD.

Read Isaiah 63

Take a look at your next incarnation, and know that you will be attacked by wasps to boot.

Jesus

A self confessed liar ...

John 5:3I If I bear witness about myself, my witness is false.
.

All of Isaiah is against white people, these verses are the worst ...

Isaiah 61:5 And strangers shall stand and feed your flocks, and the sons of the alien shall be your plowmen and your vinedressers.

Isaiah 61:6 But ye shall be named the Priests of the LORD: men shall call you the Ministers of our God: ye shall eat the riches of the Gentiles, and in their glory shall ye boast yourselves.

All of Isaiah deals with the false prophet Jesus and how he is sent by god to destroy our lands and steal from us.

What a surprise!
.