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Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory

 
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Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Think about it.

According to them... there is an invisible man in the sky.

Watching you all the time.

Judging you.

Putting obstacles in your life, and manipulating you constantly.

He controls everything.

He is behind everything that happens... good and bad. No matter how small or big.

He's infinitely powerful. Infinitely smart. And incredibly mysterious.

And he's planning something...

And they call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist? Really?
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02/12/2013 02:56 AM
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Harldy a conspiracy.

Billions don't make a cult.
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02/12/2013 02:58 AM
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
No!

The biggest conspiracy is that so many people let them irritate themselves by what other people say!

Thats the problem!

And you are part of it!
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Reminds me of George Carlin's rant on religion a little bit

"When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!"
"The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Think about it.

According to them... there is an invisible man in the sky.

Watching you all the time.

Judging you.

Putting obstacles in your life, and manipulating you constantly.

He controls everything.

He is behind everything that happens... good and bad. No matter how small or big.

He's infinitely powerful. Infinitely smart. And incredibly mysterious.

And he's planning something...

And they call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist? Really?
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Carlin was pretty funny on that Zeitgeist film.
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02/12/2013 03:17 AM
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Think about it.

According to them... there is an invisible man in the sky.

Watching you all the time.

Judging you.

Putting obstacles in your life, and manipulating you constantly.

He controls everything.

He is behind everything that happens... good and bad. No matter how small or big.

He's infinitely powerful. Infinitely smart. And incredibly mysterious.

And he's planning something...

And they call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist? Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Carlin was pretty funny on that Zeitgeist film.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33994199


Yeah. Carlin was making the point that it was bullshit. I was making a different point. I'm saying that it is in literal fact... a conspiracy theory. Christians are literally conspiracy theorists. And yet the average Christian won't bat an eye when talking about the invisible man behind everything, but if you say something like... "maybe a secret society did it..." they will dismiss you as a nut.
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02/12/2013 03:20 AM
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
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problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
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02/12/2013 03:21 AM
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
I think religion is meant to keep people docile and easy to control. Instead of them rising up and trying to make change, they sit there and rely on God to do everything for them. For the littlest, trivial bullshit things they say ''Help me Lord'', as if God would help you pay your fucking bills instead of helping the starving. Lack of responsibility and action is what is got people fucked in the heads. Paganism is the best ''religion'' I have ever looked into. It's all about self reliance and progress. Not this passive bullshit mentality.
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
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Bullshit!

You are a negative person always looking for the negatives!
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02/12/2013 03:43 AM
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Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Bullshit!

You are a negative person always looking for the negatives!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


Seems to me that you are the negative person and are easily offended.

OP, you make good points. Religion is used to control the masses and makes for a great excuse to kill your fellow man all in the name of a loving god. But, the bottom line is this; humans are a warlike species to begin with and religion is just a catalyst. Until our consciousness evolves, we will be killing each other over nothing.
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
The biggest conspiracy of all is that the God of the Bible is actually Satan. It explains why the world is so fucked up. The Jews, Christians, and Muslims worship Satan.
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Bullshit!

You are a negative person always looking for the negatives!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


Seems to me that you are the negative person and are easily offended.

OP, you make good points. Religion is used to control the masses and makes for a great excuse to kill your fellow man all in the name of a loving god. But, the bottom line is this; humans are a warlike species to begin with and religion is just a catalyst. Until our consciousness evolves, we will be killing each other over nothing.
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I am not in any way offended, i just tell the truth!
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02/12/2013 03:46 AM
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Think about it.

According to them... there is an invisible man in the sky.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Just like aliens right? The same people who claim to see God must be crazy as the people who have claim to seen aliens right? Funny, aliens only seem to come out when convenient for tabloids or from some tinfoil wearing moran... Lord forbid the trololol who spoofs a 'video'.

Watching you all the time.

Judging you.

Putting obstacles in your life, and manipulating you constantly.

He controls everything.

He is behind everything that happens... good and bad. No matter how small or big.

He's infinitely powerful. Infinitely smart. And incredibly mysterious.

And he's planning something...

And they call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist? Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Your problem is the belief that God is someone in the sky.

Secondly, you claim that Christianity created the concepts of God(s) lol Wrong!

So try again sill atheist.

churchlady
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Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Bullshit!

You are a negative person always looking for the negatives!
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Hahaha. You are being negative making negative statements.
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Why are you looking to create a problem instead of fixing one?

Why are you trying to find the negatives when you should search for the positives?

Why are you so angry?

What is it that you fear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Bullshit!

You are a negative person always looking for the negatives!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


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Hahaha. You are being negative making negative statements.
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
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problem = the difference between the way things are and they way you would like them to be.

I am not creating the problem. It already exists.

And that is that most of the people that would otherwise feel compelled to resist the tyranny in this country are hypnotized by Christianity.

Every time I bring up a real problem, they shrug and say something like, "It's in God's hands now... Jesus will come back... They are in heaven now.... The world is ending and we will be in heaven anyways...

Christianity is worse than the flouride in the water. Way worse. These dummies think they are getting a golden parachute at the end of their life, so they are appeased, even living in ultimate slavery and squalor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Bullshit!

You are a negative person always looking for the negatives!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 307754


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Hahaha. You are being negative making negative statements.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10616946


I am here to guide, you are here to learn
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lmao
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Re: Christianity is the biggest conspiracy theory
Think about it.

According to them... there is an invisible man in the sky.

Watching you all the time.

Judging you.

Putting obstacles in your life, and manipulating you constantly.

He controls everything.

He is behind everything that happens... good and bad. No matter how small or big.

He's infinitely powerful. Infinitely smart. And incredibly mysterious.

And he's planning something...

And they call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist? Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33719584


Well my intelligent colleague, we can't exept everyone to be as smart as us. It's much easier to know that:

There was nothing.

Then big bang go boom.

Then everything came about.

As far as life...

There was no life.

Then one cell came about.

Why is it so hard for the relitards to understand?

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