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What the people in power say, and what they really mean.

 
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What the people in power say, and what they really mean.
Let's face it, nowadays almost everyone in the public eye or on the payroll is full of crap. As an ode to this, I have decided to put up a few examples and you are encouraged to put some more.


COPS

"Stop Resisting"
I am trying to make an excuse for kicking your face in because of this pesky camera when it hits you tube

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I don't either, hope you have some bs story ready so I can ticket you for something because I need to meet my quota.

GOVERNMENT

" We are monitoring the situation"
We don't have a clue what the hell you are talking about

" I never had sexual relations with that women"
I had so much sex with that women I thought it was going to fall off.

"We are looking into the matter"
We couldn't care less

add some more, I am still tired, you get the drift.
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voting machines will streamline the election process and improve efficiency in times of government over-spending.

translation: we need these machines to make sure our NWO candidate wins, and we'd rather spend the money we would have spent on fair elections blowing up muzzies as a trial run for blowing up you.
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voting machines will streamline the election process and improve efficiency in times of government over-spending.

translation: we need these machines to make sure our NWO candidate wins, and we'd rather spend the money we would have spent on fair elections blowing up muzzies as a trial run for blowing up you.
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chuckle
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Corporation: Product - "New and delicious!" Still just processed corn
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"Let me be perfectly clear"

Whenever anything is prefaced by this statement, it is an NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) technique which calls attention to the subconscious to accept whatever follows as gospel truth, and of dire importance.


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"We're doing God's Work..." ~ Jamie Dimon, CEO JP Morgan Chase

Translation: "We need another taxpayer bailout!"
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Wow I got my first pin! thanks.

What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job.
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Wow I got my first pin! thanks.

What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job.
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You're welcome.
Don't forget to hide the dorito stains.
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Wow I got my first pin! thanks.

What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22104339


You're welcome.
Don't forget to hide the dorito stains.
 Quoting: The Loophole Under the Carpet


hahaha, thanks.

What I really mean: Oh crap, can they see me through my monitor? maybe I will stay in the basement a while longer and monitor the situation.It's scary outside.

And

hmm,note to self ;I need some more doritos, and maybe a pizza.
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'i will not raise taxes on the middle class'

i will not do it but someone will chuckle
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"FOR OUR CHILDREN"
Every time I hear this, it is some liberal trying to take our rights away.
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Wow I got my first pin! thanks.

What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22104339


lol hiding stay in the basement

They be tiger's here !!!

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it is subversion

nobody tells the truth so you have to listen carefully and ask better questions

people worship position... they are people just like you... uniform or title means shit

Who gave them that authority anyway?
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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Yes it's all 2013, "Double speak"....NLP
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Corporation: Product - "New and delicious!" Still just processed corn
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Yeah, but what makes it "new" is that even-deadlier strain of GMO corn.
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Corporation: Product - "New and delicious!" Still just processed corn
 Quoting: Dr. Greenthumb


Yeah, but what makes it "new" is that even-deadlier strain of GMO corn.
 Quoting: SuperManny


new and improved
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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I just HAVE TO put this here:

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"Bipartisan Committee" = Skull and Bones/Freemason Coven
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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you ever notice that you are good enough to vote but not good enough to be voted on?

When you go to court, the judge says what can and can't be considered. But it's a jury of your peers right? Why don't they get a say based on everything ?
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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Wow I got my first pin! thanks.

What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22104339

Good thread, whether one passes time in the legal system, in prison, or "on the street", one learns to not listen first to the actual words people say, but rather to read the intent, behind those words. In that context, most questions from adults are most often concealed or subtle attacks, even though the questioner likes to hide a hostile intent, behind a pretense of false naivety.

Read Intent, first and foremost.

:PINIT2:

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"We're doing God's Work..." ~ Jamie Dimon, CEO JP Morgan Chase

Translation: "We need another taxpayer bailout!"
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Correct Translation: "We work for Satan you foolish Goy..."
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'fundamental'

recent polls show the majority of the general public do not know the meaning of this word so using it alot in political statements tends to deflect joe taxpayers interest.
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"FOR OUR CHILDREN"
Every time I hear this, it is some liberal trying to take our rights away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32715280




Example sentence:

We must do this for our children!

True meaning:

We must for the hidden agenda that would would hang me for if I told you the true reason why.

See! "For Our Children" is much shorter, uses less ink and is less confusing. No wonder they use it!
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Wow I got my first pin! thanks.

What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22104339


rofl made me laugh there
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you ever notice that you are good enough to vote but not good enough to be voted on?

When you go to court, the judge says what can and can't be considered. But it's a jury of your peers right? Why don't they get a say based on everything ?
 Quoting: acegotflows


read up on jury nullification.
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clear
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I just HAVE TO put this here:


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Ah, George Carlin.
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you ever notice that you are good enough to vote but not good enough to be voted on?

When you go to court, the judge says what can and can't be considered. But it's a jury of your peers right? Why don't they get a say based on everything ?
 Quoting: acegotflows


read up on jury nullification.
 Quoting: s. d. butler

YUP

the point that I'm making is it is bowing to an assumed authority

that's why the contradictions are so much because if people asked real questions you would be dismissed in a few minutes

real questions to ask in court - remember questions and beliefs are not convict able

1- what authority do you use to address me?
2- may I seek a higher authority?
3- I believe that there is a problem with the name as I do not recognize that as an authority to be here
4- may I face my accuser?

I'm not saying that this is going to win or lose you a case, but if a judge or court were stupid enough to actually answer those questions they would expose the fact that they are a false authority themself

now the legal language of how to get out of the jam, I'm not versed in.
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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didnt hitler say 'if you can convince a nation it's for the children they will accept anything'
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It may sound petty but I boil with anger when our leaders
get on TV and start talking about "WE"
We are going to pull together etc.
We must make sacrifices.
We all share this problem.
No we fucking don't.
You are an overpaid vapid toff who's never worked in his life and yet is a millionaire
and I'm a 78 year old peasant who started full time employment in 1950 and I amount to shit.
:spyda:
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didnt hitler say 'if you can convince a nation it's for the children they will accept anything'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1179421


yup, maybe we should ask the children are they afraid or did somebody teach them to be

then we might realize how this works
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"

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