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THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER----HAHAHA This put a smile on my face!!

 
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THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER----HAHAHA This put a smile on my face!!
THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER

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Many of you may have already seen this.........just for those who haven't. Pretty clever.

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack

Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did:

I walked through our parking lots and found sixty '

Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.





KEN, SANDY AND THE MIKO FROM NC
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
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Re: THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER----HAHAHA This put a smile on my face!!
bump ING

To bring a smile to someone
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
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Re: THE BEST EVER LAYOFF LETTER----HAHAHA This put a smile on my face!!
Change... yes we can. LOL

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