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BREAKING - Obama to Resign During Tonight's State Of The Union!

 
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

Read more: [link to www.newyorker.com]


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It's people like OP who will welcome and praise the Antichrist. And who will do anything for him.
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Oh no, not another agent of ready-made reality.
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Satan loves you, OP.
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I'll keep my fingers crossed for your prognostications!
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UN = United Nazis!

what ever if brackbrack resigns tonight who will be pres tomorrow?
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Mystery.
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I'll keep my fingers crossed for your prognostications!
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Thanks, you should. Here's some background.

When the Illuminati took over Russia in faked revolutions of 1917, and killed 10's of millions of Russians, they thought they subdued the white race.

But they lost Russia to Orthodox Church recently, and the Church installed their own boy Putin. The Church got money for this op from unknown Swiss bank accounts. That's how Russia got back on its feet, and got the needed reboot to put its huge energy resources to action.

The US Attorney Gen (Rothschild peon) is trying to find out the owner of those accounts by breaking into Swiss banks as we speak. Hitler never dared do anything similar. But it's too late for the most hated family on earth.

Rothschild swines tried to take Putin down in faked revolutions (same old) too, but thanks to the internet, no one buys that shit any more. So Rothschilds are counting their last days, basically.

They are in absolute panic right now. Funny thing is, they have no place to hide. Strongest armies on earth have turned their back on them.

Some would say, it's the Merchant of Venice, replayed. Yawn.
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I'll keep my fingers crossed for your prognostications!
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And so shillies resorted to loud noise aka ridiculous YouTube links...
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After millennium of the world being held captive, THESE EVENTS, would
signal that we have indeed been set free.
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Yep. Couldn't agree more.
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wouldnt another resignation mean something is heading our way and they are heading to the bunker??
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It's unfolding fast. There are too many of them and too few bunkers. And no time to even pack, let alone hit the road for them hills.
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From your lips to Gods ears
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Ha Ha look how many 1-star ratingz


Way to go shills! Keep going, we want to make this the most popular conspiracy thread ever...

...especially after tonight's State of the union live broadcast.
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Muchos Thanks!

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Hope you're right OP!
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A huge shit cloud is coming!
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Not sure this will happen tonight, but it's inevitable. They can't keep this charade going much longer.
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Hope you're right OP!
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All good people do! Thanks
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I'll keep my fingers crossed for your prognostications!
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Thanks, you should. Here's some background.

When the Illuminati took over Russia in faked revolutions of 1917, and killed 10's of millions of Russians, they thought they subdued the white race.

But they lost Russia to Orthodox Church recently, and the Church installed their own boy Putin. The Church got money for this op from unknown Swiss bank accounts. That's how Russia got back on its feet, and got the needed reboot to put its huge energy resources to action.

The US Attorney Gen (Rothschild peon) is trying to find out the owner of those accounts by breaking into Swiss banks as we speak. Hitler never dared do anything similar. But it's too late for the most hated family on earth.

Rothschild swines tried to take Putin down in faked revolutions (same old) too, but thanks to the internet, no one buys that shit any more. So Rothschilds are counting their last days, basically.

They are in absolute panic right now. Funny thing is, they have no place to hide. Strongest armies on earth have turned their back on them.

Some would say, it's the Merchant of Venice, replayed. Yawn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14798113


That shows you don't know whats really going on.
If Putin is acting independently of the Rothschild/Rockefeller control system, then how come they still have a central bank there in Russia?
Its been there all through Putin's on-off-on reign.
Virtually all the world is in thrall to this system.....unknowingly most of it of course.
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Not sure this will happen tonight, but it's inevitable. They can't keep this charade going much longer.
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Watch...
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Citing lack of adequate vacation time the President tendered his resignation and left for Hawaii with golf bag in tow aboard Saudi King's Gulfstream filled with Reggie juice.
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Not sure this will happen tonight, but it's inevitable. They can't keep this charade going much longer.
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Watch...
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Where do you get your information?
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Re: BREAKING - Obama to Resign During Tonight's State Of The Union!
so, who specifically will be doing the executions and asset confiscations.

Please name names.
Free speech is never free.
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Bilderberg play-cards tower is collapsing:


It started with:

1. Queen Beatrix resigned
2. Pope Benedict resigned


To follow:

3. Barack Obama to resign tonight
4. Queen Elizabeth to resign by the end of the week


To follow next week, the false royalty:

5. Rothschilds arrest and confiscation of all assets
6. Rockefellers arrest and confiscation of all assest
and hundreds of their bankster helpers you've never heard of.


Then comes out the truth on 9/11, to be followed by public executions of:

7. George W Bush
8. Dick Chaney aka "stand-down order man"
and hundreds of their helpers.


Then new science is revealed to the mankind which has been kept secret within royal families for 6000 years.


Then One World is declared, without borders, without money.


Then The Age of Empires ends.


Then The Age of Enlightenment begins (but not the Illuminati NWO crap as they and Masons will all be history by the year's end.)


Then Happy New 2014.


5a
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really? really? really? reallY?


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Bilderberg play-cards tower is collapsing:


It started with:

1. Queen Beatrix resigned
2. Pope Benedict resigned


To follow:

3. Barack Obama to resign tonight
4. Queen Elizabeth to resign by the end of the week


To follow next week, the false royalty:

5. Rothschilds arrest and confiscation of all assets
6. Rockefellers arrest and confiscation of all assest
and hundreds of their bankster helpers you've never heard of.


Then comes out the truth on 9/11, to be followed by public executions of:

7. George W Bush
8. Dick Chaney aka "stand-down order man"
and hundreds of their helpers.


Then new science is revealed to the mankind which has been kept secret within royal families for 6000 years.


Then One World is declared, without borders, without money.


Then The Age of Empires ends.


Then The Age of Enlightenment begins (but not the Illuminati NWO crap as they and Masons will all be history by the year's end.)


Then Happy New 2014.


5a
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We can only hope!
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I'll keep my fingers crossed for your prognostications!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10463527


Thanks, you should. Here's some background.

When the Illuminati took over Russia in faked revolutions of 1917, and killed 10's of millions of Russians, they thought they subdued the white race.

But they lost Russia to Orthodox Church recently, and the Church installed their own boy Putin. The Church got money for this op from unknown Swiss bank accounts. That's how Russia got back on its feet, and got the needed reboot to put its huge energy resources to action.

The US Attorney Gen (Rothschild peon) is trying to find out the owner of those accounts by breaking into Swiss banks as we speak. Hitler never dared do anything similar. But it's too late for the most hated family on earth.

Rothschild swines tried to take Putin down in faked revolutions (same old) too, but thanks to the internet, no one buys that shit any more. So Rothschilds are counting their last days, basically.

They are in absolute panic right now. Funny thing is, they have no place to hide. Strongest armies on earth have turned their back on them.

Some would say, it's the Merchant of Venice, replayed. Yawn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14798113


That shows you don't know whats really going on.
If Putin is acting independently of the Rothschild/Rockefeller control system, then how come they still have a central bank there in Russia?
Its been there all through Putin's on-off-on reign.
Virtually all the world is in thrall to this system.....unknowingly most of it of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3579277


Thanks for asking. Central bank is a time-bomb, you dismantle it last. He finished establishing the energy-based economy only two months ago. He immediately kicked USAID (CIA) out, as a sign he became sovereign.

He banned import of US meat yesterday. He banned Russians to keep money in foreign banks. And tomorrow...?

Seems like you the one who doesn't know what's going on. LOL
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Has any president ever quit?
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duh nixon
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UN = United Nazis!

what ever if brackbrack resigns tonight who will be pres tomorrow?
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Mystery.
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Fucking Biden then Boner as VP.I think.bump
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Has any president ever quit?
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Has any president ever quit?
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duh nixon
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He resigned under duress of impeachment and was subsequently pardoned by his lackey ford.
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Not sure this will happen tonight, but it's inevitable. They can't keep this charade going much longer.
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Watch...
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Where do you get your information?
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