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Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)

 
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Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
I mean seriously!
What the fuck, just let Obama speak. There is no need to clap every 5 fucking seconds. I don't sit through lectures or meetings and start clapping all the damn time. rant
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Re: Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
seriously I thing for the most part they are low functioning and are of low IQ and they don't know they are supposed to clap at the end so they just keep clapping with no ryme or reason..........they are quite slow mentally
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Re: Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
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Re: Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
Because if they don't the secret police will pay them a visit for not supporting Dear Leader.
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Re: Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
i thought it seemed over the top as well.
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Re: Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
I mean seriously!
What the fuck, just let Obama speak. There is no need to clap every 5 fucking seconds. I don't sit through lectures or meetings and start clapping all the damn time. rant
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Re: Why does Congress feel the need to clap at the end of every sentence. (State of the Union)
Every SOTU speech is always the same.

There are electric buzzers in the seat cushions which deliver 100,000 volts of AC electricity, every 120 seconds. So, to avoid having their butt zapped, all the guests of dishonor give a standing ovation, and I suppose they figure they might as well clap.


Protip: Look for the headline in a national daily newspaper to read tomorrow morning, STANDING 'O' with a photo of everyone in attendance standing in applause of Obama.
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