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IM BEING FOLLOWED BY SECRET SERVICE!

 
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IM BEING FOLLOWED BY SECRET SERVICE!
im 200% sure im being followed! in what appeares to be an orchestrated operation of secret service police.

it started few days ago! they drive behind me, circling my house!

i dont know what to do!
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02/13/2013 03:59 AM
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wave at them
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im 200% sure im being followed! in what appeares to be an orchestrated operation of secret service police.

it started few days ago! they drive behind me, circling my house!

i dont know what to do!
 Quoting: DPS


Have witnesses with a cam in the house filming. Go out to confront them. find out WTF
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02/13/2013 04:00 AM
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im 200% sure im being followed! in what appeares to be an orchestrated operation of secret service police.

it started few days ago! they drive behind me, circling my house!

i dont know what to do!
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Did you do something wrong OP?
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02/13/2013 04:00 AM
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stage your unfortunate death and flee to argentina or somethinghiding
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Stop using other people's credit cards!
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wave at them
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02/13/2013 04:03 AM
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im 200% sure im being followed! in what appeares to be an orchestrated operation of secret service police.

it started few days ago! they drive behind me, circling my house!

i dont know what to do!
 Quoting: DPS


You go over to them and ask them what their fucking problem is don't you.
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02/13/2013 04:06 AM
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only purchased spice, which is legal. they can go fuck themselvs!

for some reason they only follow me, they know im aware of them.

last night they were driving behind me, so i stopped my car at the sides of the road so they would have drive pass me.
they stopped for a second and took off, kept driving, and before i entered my street i spotted a woman with a hoodie using a radio communication device, she probably told them where i am, 2 minutes later after i had already parked my car, the drove pass me again.
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02/13/2013 04:10 AM
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ohno

So you led them here?!?!


Great! Thanks a lot!

goaway
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02/13/2013 04:12 AM
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oh boy... they probably know about the porn ive been browsing...

fuck them, next time ill confront them, im pretty sure they dont have an arrest warrant. and if they do ill refuse to give my full name to the judge untill he has no choice and take a break, then im going to use the "i want everyone to see the judge has abandoned court" trick, and gtfo
Aristide Torchia

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02/13/2013 04:16 AM
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im 200% sure im being followed! in what appeares to be an orchestrated operation of secret service police.

it started few days ago! they drive behind me, circling my house!

i dont know what to do!
 Quoting: DPS


Are you pro Palestinian?
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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02/13/2013 04:17 AM
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no, i am not a palestinian. maybe they are following my because im a glp'er and now im a threat for national security
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02/13/2013 04:22 AM
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no, i am not a palestinian. maybe they are following my because im a glp'er and now im a threat for national security
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Do not underestimate the GLP effect!!!
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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02/13/2013 04:24 AM
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Hashem will protect youhf
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ohno

So you led them here?!?!


Great! Thanks a lot!

goaway
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454


HAHA! Funny!
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02/13/2013 04:29 AM
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only purchased spice, which is legal. they can go fuck themselvs!

for some reason they only follow me, they know im aware of them.

last night they were driving behind me, so i stopped my car at the sides of the road so they would have drive pass me.
they stopped for a second and took off, kept driving, and before i entered my street i spotted a woman with a hoodie using a radio communication device, she probably told them where i am, 2 minutes later after i had already parked my car, the drove pass me again.
 Quoting: DPS


How much of that spice have you done?hiding
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02/13/2013 04:29 AM
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."

Last Edited by Aristide Torchia on 02/13/2013 04:30 AM
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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02/13/2013 04:32 AM
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


but what does it have to do with the fact im being followed?
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02/13/2013 04:35 AM
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oh boy... they probably know about the porn ive been browsing...

fuck them, next time ill confront them, im pretty sure they dont have an arrest warrant. and if they do ill refuse to give my full name to the judge untill he has no choice and take a break, then im going to use the "i want everyone to see the judge has abandoned court" trick, and gtfo
 Quoting: DPS


Yes. It's better then wondering WTF.
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


but what does it have to do with the fact im being followed?
 Quoting: DPS


Nothing, I thought it looked both cool and very dramatic in this situation...
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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ohno

So you led them here?!?!


Great! Thanks a lot!

goaway
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17119454


:Dooooh!:
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02/13/2013 04:37 AM
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i must admit, that the possibilty that i am moshiach - nobody has occured to me, and they are following my on behalf of ptb. but then i realized im to stonned to be moshiach nobody...
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02/13/2013 04:39 AM
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


but what does it have to do with the fact im being followed?
 Quoting: DPS


Nothing, I thought it looked both cool and very dramatic in this situation...
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


baruch ata adonai, eloheynu melech ha'olam she'echianu, ve'kiemanu, ve'hegi'anu lazman hazze.

this is what every jew will say when the temple is rebuilt and the moshiach been discovred...
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02/13/2013 04:42 AM
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


but what does it have to do with the fact im being followed?
 Quoting: DPS


Nothing, I thought it looked both cool and very dramatic in this situation...
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


baruch ata adonai, eloheynu melech ha'olam she'echianu, ve'kiemanu, ve'hegi'anu lazman hazze.

this is what every jew will say when the temple is rebuilt and the moshiach been discovred...
 Quoting: DPS


Maybe that's it-YOU ARE THE MOSHIACH, they are following you to make sure that you stay safe, then they will bring you to the throne again...

Last Edited by Aristide Torchia on 02/13/2013 04:43 AM
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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02/13/2013 04:45 AM
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im already suffering from, "im the messiah" syndrome, dont make it worse, please
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02/13/2013 04:46 AM
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im already suffering from, "im the messiah" syndrome, dont make it worse, please
 Quoting: DPS


You are NOT the Messiah
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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You are the temple to be rebuilt and then the Moshiach will dwell within.
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im already suffering from, "im the messiah" syndrome, dont make it worse, please
 Quoting: DPS


You are NOT the Messiah
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


you dont say!

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