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IM BEING FOLLOWED BY SECRET SERVICE!

 
Anonymous Coward
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As an outside perspective, the first thing I surmize in your situation is... you are from Israel. What that means could mean many things...but I think that is the start of your, dilemma or maybe it isn't a dilemma...just thought it had something to do with you come here and are from israel. But it depends on what you've stated online too...i don't know.
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im already suffering from, "im the messiah" syndrome, dont make it worse, please
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You are NOT the Messiah
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


you dont say!
 Quoting: DPS


You are the Messiah

Last Edited by Aristide Torchia on 02/13/2013 04:48 AM
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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im already suffering from, "im the messiah" syndrome, dont make it worse, please
 Quoting: DPS


Yes, go on....

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John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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All in my life I have been followed by atleast 10 secret services from various countries including mi5,iranian,cia,kgb,cid ,mossad chinese,raw ,vaticans ,men in black even aliens.But aliens are there to protect me.when you cant get rid of them, you should learn to live with it.

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You are the temple to be rebuilt and then the Moshiach will dwell within.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16873984


had kundalini last year, so my wifi connection is open for the moshiach transmission! 5a
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You are the temple to be rebuilt and then the Moshiach will dwell within.
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+ this, many times (as history shown) people think carnal...but it had spiritual meaning of utmost importance. You are the temple, I agree and your man of sin must be revealed.
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You two are the most interesting people I have ever met! Go on!

5a

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John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
Aristide Torchia

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I imagine you...

In Tel Aviv
Long hair
Just back from Goa
Smoke (white)
A beard on
Cheers

Last Edited by Aristide Torchia on 02/13/2013 04:51 AM
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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im not mosiach! cant even turn my water into gasless coke...

but seriously, do you think refusing to state my full name and doing the "the judge has abandoned the court, now i take control over my case" trick and gtfo will work? if im ever brought infront of a judge
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I imagine you...

In Tel Aviv
Long hair
Just back from Goa
Smoke (white)
A beard on
Cheers
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia

mossad and Russians sent beautiful women as spies.Atleast you can fuck with them to make you exposed.tht is not bad at all.

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All in my life I have been followed by atleast 10 secret services from various countries including mi5,iranian,cia,kgb,cid ,mossad chinese,raw ,vaticans ,men in black even aliens.But aliens are there to protect me.when you cant get rid of them, you should learn to live with it.
 Quoting: Star God


PS Some are angels, and they show in the middle of the night and perform super fast operations, fixing this and that.
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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I imagine you...

In Tel Aviv
Long hair
Just back from Goa
Smoke (white)
A beard on
Cheers
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


holon, damn close to tel aviv

used to have long hair, not anymore

hate goa! hate clubs and pubs! rather read a book instead

smoke white??

and yes have a beard
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


but what does it have to do with the fact im being followed?
 Quoting: DPS


Read about the Rebbe's imprisonment in Czarist Russia. He understood it as punishment for divulging heavenly mystical secrets before it was time. He was promptly released when Heaven proclaimed that it arrived.
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All in my life I have been followed by atleast 10 secret services from various countries including mi5,iranian,cia,kgb,cid ,mossad chinese,raw ,vaticans ,men in black even aliens.But aliens are there to protect me.when you cant get rid of them, you should learn to live with it.
 Quoting: Star God


PS Some are angels, and they show in the middle of the night and perform super fast operations, fixing this and that.
 Quoting: Who is Blue Fairy


no, I am not lieing here.
Aristide Torchia

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I imagine you...

In Tel Aviv
Long hair
Just back from Goa
Smoke (white)
A beard on
Cheers
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


holon, damn close to tel aviv

used to have long hair, not anymore

hate goa! hate clubs and pubs! rather read a book instead

smoke white??

and yes have a beard
 Quoting: DPS


Smoke (whita ganja smoke is white)
Ok, for the beard-you are the Messiah
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
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im not mosiach! cant even turn my water into gasless coke...

but seriously, do you think refusing to state my full name and doing the "the judge has abandoned the court, now i take control over my case" trick and gtfo will work? if im ever brought infront of a judge
 Quoting: DPS


I finally went outside and the guy got out of his tk, holding his clipboard and said, "I am looking for so and so at such address." I think, sure, buddy (his black truck said US GOVt on the plate.)

The address was no where near where I live. This happened twice. Then they showed up at 3:00am with a bunch of cop cars and asked, "Do you know where so and so lives?"

Go figure.

So, yeah, me too.

Last Edited by Who is Blue Fairy on 02/13/2013 04:58 AM
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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02/13/2013 04:59 AM
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Quit being rude and invite them in for punch and cookies.
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02/13/2013 04:59 AM
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I didn't know the Secret Service
operated in Israel.

hmmmm
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What is SPICE..... Old Spice the cologne?

or Sugar, salt pepper red pepper?????

only purchased spice, which is legal. they can go fuck themselvs!

for some reason they only follow me, they know im aware of them.

last night they were driving behind me, so i stopped my car at the sides of the road so they would have drive pass me.
they stopped for a second and took off, kept driving, and before i entered my street i spotted a woman with a hoodie using a radio communication device, she probably told them where i am, 2 minutes later after i had already parked my car, the drove pass me again.
 Quoting: DPS
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Quit being rude and invite them in for punch and cookies.
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What, and expose myself to nanobugs? Or whatever?
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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02/13/2013 05:04 AM
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02/13/2013 05:06 AM
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I imagine you...

In Tel Aviv
Long hair
Just back from Goa
Smoke (white)
A beard on
Cheers
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


holon, damn close to tel aviv

used to have long hair, not anymore

hate goa! hate clubs and pubs! rather read a book instead

smoke white??

and yes have a beard
 Quoting: DPS


Smoke (whita ganja smoke is white)
Ok, for the beard-you are the Messiah
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


i wish! police been raiding everyone! i can get 2 grams of bad quality hash for 100 bucks! fuck that! thats why im using spice instead
ANHEDONIC

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02/13/2013 05:07 AM

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im already suffering from, "im the messiah" syndrome, dont make it worse, please
 Quoting: DPS


At least you have awareness of it! If you stay focused that and the paranoia will pass in due time.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Aristide Torchia

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I imagine you...

In Tel Aviv
Long hair
Just back from Goa
Smoke (white)
A beard on
Cheers
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


holon, damn close to tel aviv

used to have long hair, not anymore

hate goa! hate clubs and pubs! rather read a book instead

smoke white??

and yes have a beard
 Quoting: DPS


Smoke (whita ganja smoke is white)
Ok, for the beard-you are the Messiah
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


i wish! police been raiding everyone! i can get 2 grams of bad quality hash for 100 bucks! fuck that! thats why im using spice instead
 Quoting: DPS


Fuuuuuuuck!!!!, sorry bro'
Torchia was born in 1620. He was apprenticed in Leyden under the Elzevir family. After returning to Venice he published small works on philosophical and esoteric themes. In 1666, Torchia published De Umbrarum Regni Novem Portis (The Nine Doors to the Kingdom of Shadows), which was in turn based on the Delomelanicon, or Invocation of Darkness, a work supposedly written by Lucifer and that would allow the reader to summon devils. The Inquisition condemned Torchia for magic and witchcraft and burned him at the stake in 1667.
DPS (OP)

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02/13/2013 05:11 AM
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anhedonic, what paranoia?

im not dellusional... i really am being followed!
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02/13/2013 05:13 AM
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anhedonic, what paranoia?

im not dellusional... i really am being followed!
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Im being followed by mosquitoes, err.
Who is Blue Fairy

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02/13/2013 05:16 AM

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anhedonic, what paranoia?

im not dellusional... i really am being followed!
 Quoting: DPS


I think Dude that they must have you pegged as a druggie...
and I don't think God wants you doing drugs!
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
ANHEDONIC

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02/13/2013 05:21 AM

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im not dellusional... i really am being followed!
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I bet you change your mind at a later date. : )

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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02/13/2013 05:33 AM
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blue fairy - could be, but why would they invest so many resources on a small time druugie whos using LEGAL spice
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"Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, Who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach this season."
 Quoting: Aristide Torchia


but what does it have to do with the fact im being followed?
 Quoting: DPS


Read about the Rebbe's imprisonment in Czarist Russia. He understood it as punishment for divulging heavenly mystical secrets before it was time. He was promptly released when Heaven proclaimed that it arrived.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15252894


This!!! Correct!

When you know God and are close to God, the Devil finds out and musters up his resources to destroy you. So stay strong in God!

But I am Christian, so I think you may be an important religious leader of the future, however, the Messiah was Jesus Christ! Do they allow you to read about him?
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."