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For the Mainstream CHRISTIAN ZOMBIES...

 
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Here come the bible passages! popcorn
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Here come the bible passages! popcorn
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Here you go:


"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

"Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses." (1 Samuel 15:3)

"You shall not let a sorceress live." (Exodus 22:18)

"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)

"When the men would not listen to his host, the husband seized his concubine and thrust her outside to them. They had relations with her and abused her all night until the following dawn, when they let her go. Then at daybreak the woman came and collapsed at the entrance of the house in which her husband was a guest, where she lay until the morning. When her husband rose that day and opened the door of the house to start out again on his journey, there lay the woman, his concubine, at the entrance of the house with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, 'Come, let us go'; but there was no answer. So the man placed her on an ass and started out again for home." (Judges 19:25-28)

"And the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity." (Romans 1:27)

"Jephthah made a vow to the Lord. 'If you deliver the Ammonites into my power,' he said, 'whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites shall belong to the Lord. I shall offer him up as a holocaust.' ... When Jephthah returned to his house in Mizpah, it was his daughter who came forth, playing the tambourines and dancing. She was an only child: he had neither son nor daughter besides her. When he saw her, he rent his garments and said, 'Alas, daughter, you have struck me down and brought calamity upon me. For I have made a vow to the Lord and I cannot retract'." (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)

"Then God said: 'Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you'."(Genesis 22:2)

"Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

"Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse." (1 Peter 2:18)
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You are wrong. May God show you the truth. Peace and Love to you.
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Here come the bible passages! popcorn
 Quoting: Gigolo Jesus


Here you go:


"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

"Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses." (1 Samuel 15:3)

"You shall not let a sorceress live." (Exodus 22:18)

"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)

"When the men would not listen to his host, the husband seized his concubine and thrust her outside to them. They had relations with her and abused her all night until the following dawn, when they let her go. Then at daybreak the woman came and collapsed at the entrance of the house in which her husband was a guest, where she lay until the morning. When her husband rose that day and opened the door of the house to start out again on his journey, there lay the woman, his concubine, at the entrance of the house with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, 'Come, let us go'; but there was no answer. So the man placed her on an ass and started out again for home." (Judges 19:25-28)

"And the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity." (Romans 1:27)

"Jephthah made a vow to the Lord. 'If you deliver the Ammonites into my power,' he said, 'whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites shall belong to the Lord. I shall offer him up as a holocaust.' ... When Jephthah returned to his house in Mizpah, it was his daughter who came forth, playing the tambourines and dancing. She was an only child: he had neither son nor daughter besides her. When he saw her, he rent his garments and said, 'Alas, daughter, you have struck me down and brought calamity upon me. For I have made a vow to the Lord and I cannot retract'." (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)

"Then God said: 'Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you'."(Genesis 22:2)

"Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

"Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse." (1 Peter 2:18)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28430266


Top Ten People The Bible Tells You To Kill

10) Anyone who doesn't believe a priest

9) Fortunetellers

8) Witches

7) Those who work on the Sabbath

6) Non-virgins

5) Homosexuals

4) Followers of other religions

3) Sons of sinners

2) Atheists like me

1) Rape victims

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[link to 957chatterton.blogspot.ca]
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Top Ten People The Bible Tells You To Kill

10) Anyone who doesn't believe a priest

9) Fortunetellers

8) Witches

7) Those who work on the Sabbath

6) Non-virgins

5) Homosexuals

4) Followers of other religions

3) Sons of sinners

2) Atheists like me

1) Rape victims

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[link to 957chatterton.blogspot.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33610307


Thats funny. I read it all the time. It never tells me to do any of this. I'm sure though you must have studied the bible more than any christian to be an expert. Probably tens of thousands of hours.

I also like how non-christians try to tell christians how to live as pertaining to the bible teachings. Human judgement is of no concern. God only cares about the fruits of your labor. Initial visible base actions and what your actual overall influence is are to entirely different things.
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funny how people think they know what the bible says... jesus is coming to kill and destroy not save... those not saved will die... both deaths..
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Re: For the Mainstream CHRISTIAN ZOMBIES...
Top Ten People The Bible Tells You To Kill

10) Anyone who doesn't believe a priest

9) Fortunetellers

8) Witches

7) Those who work on the Sabbath

6) Non-virgins

5) Homosexuals

4) Followers of other religions

3) Sons of sinners

2) Atheists like me

1) Rape victims

Quoted from:

[link to 957chatterton.blogspot.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33610307


Thats funny. I read it all the time. It never tells me to do any of this. I'm sure though you must have studied the bible more than any christian to be an expert. Probably tens of thousands of hours.

I also like how non-christians try to tell christians how to live as pertaining to the bible teachings. Human judgement is of no concern. God only cares about the fruits of your labor. Initial visible base actions and what your actual overall influence is are to entirely different things.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


What bible have you been reading, its all in there and more.
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Re: For the Mainstream CHRISTIAN ZOMBIES...
Top Ten People The Bible Tells You To Kill

10) Anyone who doesn't believe a priest

9) Fortunetellers

8) Witches

7) Those who work on the Sabbath

6) Non-virgins

5) Homosexuals

4) Followers of other religions

3) Sons of sinners

2) Atheists like me

1) Rape victims

Quoted from:

[link to 957chatterton.blogspot.ca]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33610307


Thats funny. I read it all the time. It never tells me to do any of this. I'm sure though you must have studied the bible more than any christian to be an expert. Probably tens of thousands of hours.

I also like how non-christians try to tell christians how to live as pertaining to the bible teachings. Human judgement is of no concern. God only cares about the fruits of your labor. Initial visible base actions and what your actual overall influence is are to entirely different things.
 Quoting: Mike Hawk


What bible have you been reading, its all in there and more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22439663


Do you understand the concept of "context"?
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)

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