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wife smashed my 50inch plasma

 
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02/13/2013 10:48 AM
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wife smashed my 50inch plasma
had a little argument with the missus yesterday, she ended up putting a cup through the screen of my beloved 50 inch plasma tv. totally totalled it.


we kissed and madeup by the evening and then went out and came back and went straight to bed. so today has been totally tv free. and all i can say is wow. sometimes they say that blessings can come disguised, and right now i am feeling like the tv getting smashed up was actually a good thing. the kids didnt to go school today either because of snow, and they have spent all day colouring, writing stories, i even set them up with some sums to do, which they completed with vigour.

i cannot help but think that had the tv been there, they probably would have spent the day watching childrens tv as they do when they are home at weekends. but no, we actually engaged a lot more as a family for the first time in a long time.

i certainly did not realise until now the control that the box in your room exerts over every one in your household. it is like it puts you in to it's trance without you even realising it and keeps you there to the detriment of those around you. much like the dreaded mobile phone, but whereas the phone targets the individual, the tv numbs the whole family.

well i am certainly considering now if i even want a tv anymore. if i were to get one again, i would certainly look into rationing it's use.

thankyou. that is all.
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02/13/2013 10:53 AM
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
>OP STILL WATCHES NORMAL TV

cruise
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02/13/2013 10:55 AM
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Awesome... now pay attention to what is worthwhile.
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
clappa
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did you thank her?
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02/13/2013 10:56 AM
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So you worked a week in your life, and she burned your earning for that week and you think its a blessing, youre an idiot, make that bitch pay or kick her out.
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02/13/2013 10:56 AM
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What did u do?
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Why the hell did you have a plasma? Led>>>plasma
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02/13/2013 10:59 AM
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did you thank her?
 Quoting: in5d


i think i'll thank her tonight in my own way
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02/13/2013 11:00 AM
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we have been cable free for 5 years we just use a pc hooked up to a 50 inch tv. if we want to watch a program we just go to one of a number of websites that broadcast tv on their sites and if a miss a show i wanted to watch i just go to project tv to watch the show its like haveing a dvr they have all the shows saved on their site cable is dead long likve the internet
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So you worked a week in your life, and she burned your earning for that week and you think its a blessing, youre an idiot, make that bitch pay or kick her out.
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you must be young
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02/13/2013 11:00 AM
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did you thank her?
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i think i'll thank her tonight in my own way
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nowshe needs to smash your computer screenSmileyGlas
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02/13/2013 11:01 AM
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She did you a favor but you need to hold it against her and demand plasma sex anytime you request it.
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02/13/2013 11:01 AM
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Who the hell has a 50" TV in their kitchen???????



gasp
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i'll be back later to reply, please talk amongst yourselves whilst i am away
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02/13/2013 11:02 AM
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Cunt punt, gets the message across
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02/13/2013 11:08 AM

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I like this story! Enjoy the family time

hf
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02/13/2013 11:10 AM

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i'll be back later to reply, please talk amongst yourselves whilst i am away
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23956419


Well at least we have something in common...

Neither one of us have a 50" TV at the moment...
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02/13/2013 11:10 AM
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good


now burn her clothes and shoes so she can free herself too
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02/13/2013 11:11 AM

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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
had a little argument with the missus yesterday, she ended up putting a cup through the screen of my beloved 50 inch plasma tv. totally totalled it.


we kissed and madeup by the evening and then went out and came back and went straight to bed. so today has been totally tv free. and all i can say is wow. sometimes they say that blessings can come disguised, and right now i am feeling like the tv getting smashed up was actually a good thing. the kids didnt to go school today either because of snow, and they have spent all day colouring, writing stories, i even set them up with some sums to do, which they completed with vigour.

i cannot help but think that had the tv been there, they probably would have spent the day watching childrens tv as they do when they are home at weekends. but no, we actually engaged a lot more as a family for the first time in a long time.

i certainly did not realise until now the control that the box in your room exerts over every one in your household. it is like it puts you in to it's trance without you even realising it and keeps you there to the detriment of those around you. much like the dreaded mobile phone, but whereas the phone targets the individual, the tv numbs the whole family.

well i am certainly considering now if i even want a tv anymore. if i were to get one again, i would certainly look into rationing it's use.

thankyou. that is all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23956419


Now you can get a nice 65 inch LCD
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02/13/2013 11:13 AM

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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
Who the hell has a 50" TV in their kitchen???????



gasp
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Ozzy
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
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02/13/2013 11:14 AM
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Smash her 50 in glass dildo
13th-Century

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02/13/2013 11:17 AM
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Hey, OP, welcome to real life.

No TV connected in our house for over 15 years now.

No filth.

No phony news broadcasts.
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02/13/2013 11:17 AM
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
Who the hell has a 50" TV in their kitchen???????



gasp
 Quoting: Dominus


Ozzy
 Quoting: AxE


If OP is Ozzy I want to have a few words with him for almost spraying my eyeball out during the water cannon part of his concert back in Atlanta the summer of 1999.
The constitutions of most of our States and the United States assert, that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves, in all cases to which they think themselves competent, or they may act by representatives, freely and equally chosen; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed; that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property, and freedom of the press. -Thomas Jefferson in a letter to John Cartwright, June 5, 1824
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02/13/2013 11:19 AM
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
That's just the beginning of what you will experience with the plasma out of order.

Wait until you receive your next electric bill. Plasma's pull a huge amount of electric......whether they are turned on or not.

I had a 40" plasma until I sold it and cancelled my cable subscription. I was shocked to see my electric go down by $30/month.

Not the best way to deal with a quick temper, but maybe it was meant to be.


Lol



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YaRight

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02/13/2013 11:19 AM
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
Hey, OP, welcome to real life.

No TV connected in our house for over 15 years now.

No filth.

No phony news broadcasts.
 Quoting: 13th-Century


TV is like everything in life….. use with moderation
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
YaRight

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02/13/2013 11:19 AM
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
Hey, OP, welcome to real life.

No TV connected in our house for over 15 years now.

No filth.

No phony news broadcasts.
 Quoting: 13th-Century


opps double post..my bad

Last Edited by YaRight on 02/13/2013 11:19 AM
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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02/13/2013 11:19 AM
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Cunt punt, gets the message across
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Agree...a firm uppercunt would of gotten the point across.
The Loophole Under the Carpet

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02/13/2013 11:19 AM

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Aren't those things toxic when smashed?
Get out the bio hazard suit and Lysol...or something.
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02/13/2013 11:21 AM
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Wait until the NBA playoffs and .march madness.
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02/13/2013 11:23 AM
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Re: wife smashed my 50inch plasma
So it costs you a big plasma every time to have some sex...tsk, tsk.