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The Anti-Christ is a Muslim called Ali! | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26681822 United States 02/13/2013 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, first, I'm not a Christian, but my wife is we chat about this stuff sometimes. Second, this is half thought out, but what the hell, have a look and tell me what you think. Alright: 1) The anti-christ will be accepted by everyone except Christians, right? So that means he must be accepted by Jews and Muslims. Well no Muslim will ever accept a Jew or atheist, so he'll be Muslim (at least allegedly). 2) Years ago I realized that and said to my wife that I bet he'll be a Muslim called Ali who will rise from the ashes of a Middle Eastern war and bring peace to the region. This is the only reason Israel would accept a non-Jew, and in particular a Muslim. 3) We were chatting about this again just now, and we started singing the 'Prince Ali' song from Aladdin. Then I said 'Wouldn't it be funny if the illuminati disney company hid anti-christ info in the song? Well, I looked at the lyrics and here's what I learned: Make way for Prince Ali Say hey! It's Prince Ali Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh Come! (Think, he'll be a shepherd) Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa (Ali Ababwa, i.e. Ali Baba, literally means "exalted father". Ali is Arabic, Ababwa/Baba is Farsi) Genuflect, shom some respect ("Genuflect" means "bend your knee") Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm Brush up your sunday salaam (i.e. your greeting of peace) The come and meet his spectacular coterie Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Ababwa Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad guys with swords (Sounds faintly supernatural, eh?) Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali He's got seventy-five golden camels Purple peacocks He's got fifty-three (numbers are spread throughout. Do they have esoteric meaning?) When it comes to exotic-type mammals Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa That physique! How can I speak Weak at the knee Well, get on out in that square Adjust your vein and prepare To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! There's no question this Ali's alluring Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder! He's about to pull my heart asunder! And I absolutely love the way he dresses! He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys (He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys) And to view them he charges no fee (He's generous, so generous) He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to work for him) They bow to his whim love serving him They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali! Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa ("exalted father") Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by With sixty elephants, llamas galore With his bears and lions A brass band and more With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers (fakirs are Muslim Sufi ascetics, teachers of esoteric Islam. Interesting) His birds that warble on key Make way for prince Ali! 4) So overall, there's really weird material in that song. And don't forget, Prince Ali is Aladdin, a poor man who comes from nowhere with the help of a genii. So yeah, that's a start. |
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