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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT

Last Edited by ººEATºº on 02/13/2013 07:38 PM
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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classic. Giving doom momentum since birth. Thanks Eat.
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You're pretty much just a distraction shill now, huh?

At least you're earning your shill pay. It is sad, however.
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...you must be smoking some good shit tonight.
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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


It's called 'opportunistic indoor camping'....
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT
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"He's come undone..."

5a
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there's just one problem with this plan...

ALL MY LOCAL WAL-MARTS ARE OPEN 24 HOURS!
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Hey Eat, have you actually done this?
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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT
 Quoting: ººEATºº


"He's come undone..."

5a
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In the end it doesn't even matter...
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problem is those little propane tanks are all empty. you get them filled outside the store.
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Hahaha......Another way to eat free
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Hey Eat, have you actually done this?
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Think about it for a second...

It's called humor.
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Hi Eat, "Humble Pie" is also free! Might be time to try a slice!!
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Much easier to just eat a banana
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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


It's called 'opportunistic indoor camping'....
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lol
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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


It's called 'opportunistic indoor camping'....
 Quoting: ººEATºº


It's called you watching too many episodes of Married with Children.

ohyeah

(sorry...can't find English version....lol)

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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Hi Eat, "Humble Pie" is also free! Might be time to try a slice!!
 Quoting: roadrunnerray

But we dont know where they sell humble pie

We dont know how to bake it either

link, recipe or explanation for your weirdness
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Can you imagine seeing a guy sitting in his lawn chair in the middle of the toy aisle cooking up some 100% all beef smokies?
Ha ha ha ha
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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R U the reason for the "No Merchandise Beyond This Point" signs ahead of the latrines?

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"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
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Can you imagine seeing a guy sitting in his lawn chair in the middle of the toy aisle cooking up some 100% all beef smokies?
Ha ha ha ha
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Did u see the movie "Screwed?"
Dave Chappelle pees on a Caged Norman MacDonald in the store.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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A good idea to take the missus out for a romantic, in-the-woods valentine day´s dinner as well!

it´s cheap, it´s warm (if you are in a freezing, winterly region right now), it´s an adventure (which will glue you together/strengthen the partnership bond), it´s delicious - and if done with someone on the first date, you´ll know right from the start if this someone has practical skills, the right mind set and is in to stay with you during weird situations later in life!
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THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE, but to be quicker just throw in your cart somethign big and expensive like a ipod radio or tv, and then go to the food isle and eat bananas, cereal (just pour milk tino the box)... and things like that.. then just park the cart by the pharamacy and act like you forgot your prescription in the car..
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Perhaps after dinner you could take your lawn chair over to the electronics section, sit down, watch some Porn, and masturbate?

Then go over to home furnishings, wad up some lingere' and plop down in it and take a nap?
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Many years ago when I was a young man for some reason I made it a habit for awhile just to graze in grocery stores. See a piece of cheese I liked...eat it. Nom Nom Nom grapes,apples,plums...eat them.Nom nom Just wander through the isle and eat whatever I wanted. ham,candy,chocolates..anything.Nom Nom Oddly no one ever said a thing. I'm not a thief. I don't know what got into me. I didn't think I would ever steal but I did this for a brief period and can't remember why. I've always had money at least for groceries.
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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Hi Eat, "Humble Pie" is also free! Might be time to try a slice!!
 Quoting: roadrunnerray

But we dont know where they sell humble pie

We dont know how to bake it either

link, recipe or explanation for your weirdness
 Quoting: tayto


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Perhaps after dinner you could take your lawn chair over to the electronics section, sit down, watch some Porn, and masturbate?

Then go over to home furnishings, wad up some lingere' and plop down in it and take a nap?
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Hey Eat

this sounds like a plan
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Perhaps after dinner you could take your lawn chair over to the electronics section, sit down, watch some Porn, and masturbate?

Then go over to home furnishings, wad up some lingere' and plop down in it and take a nap?
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Hey Eat

this sounds like a plan
beared
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Then make an ice cream run!
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Go to Walmart about 30 minutes before they are closed. The store is usually pretty quiet at that time of the evening.
Grab a cart and go to the sporting goods section. Grab a Coleman camp stove and one of those small propane tanks that go with the stove. Aslo, grab a lawn chair.
Then, go to the grocery section and grab a pack of 100% all beef smokies. Get a bottle of ketchup and go to the bread section for a pack of buns for your smokies. Now,grab a case of Coke as well... you'll need something to wash down those smokies!

Now, here is the tricky part. Take your cart full of goodies and go to a quiet area of the store. Usually the toy aisles are quite empty late at night cause all the kids are in bed.

So, once you found your quiet spot you must block the aisle with your shopping cart. Then quickly take the Coleman camp stove and screw on the little propane tank. Light the stove and throw the smokies on the stove. Crack open a Coke and try and cook your delicious smokies as fast as you can. Once they are done cooking quickly throw them into buns and smother them with ketchup. Sit down in your lawn chair and eat as fast as you can.... you can cook up a few more smokies if you are still hungry and nobody has noticed you yet.

When your tummy is full and you feel content, then chuck everything back into the cart and just leave it there. Casually walk out of the store. On your way out tell the Walmart greeter that you forgot your wallet back in your Porsche and you will be right back.

This, my dear friends, is a great way to eat for free at Walmart!
-EAT
 Quoting: ººEATºº


Hi Eat, "Humble Pie" is also free! Might be time to try a slice!!
 Quoting: roadrunnerray

But we dont know where they sell humble pie

We dont know how to bake it either

link, recipe or explanation for your weirdness
 Quoting: tayto


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: roadrunnerray


Grow a mickey & come back to me

that wasn't funny at all
beared
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there's just one problem with this plan...

ALL MY LOCAL WAL-MARTS ARE OPEN 24 HOURS!
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