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Wanna Hear a Joke???

 
TDJ

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02/13/2013 07:59 PM

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NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR



A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .



He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"



The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."



The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."



The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."



The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !

That person puts up his hand and says,

"I am from Middle East. I am not American."



He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."



Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"



The African lady checks her watch and says,

"Probably at work."
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02/13/2013 08:11 PM

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Someone enjoyed it. A bud of mine sent me this and it made me smile a little
A peaceful place, so it looks from space. A closer look reveals the human race.
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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.”
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02/13/2013 08:17 PM
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NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR



A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .



He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"



The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."



The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."



The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."



The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !

That person puts up his hand and says,

"I am from Middle East. I am not American."



He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."



Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"



The African lady checks her watch and says,

"Probably at work."
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02/13/2013 08:23 PM

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Sad/funny but true. All aboard the Free Shit Empire! :)
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02/13/2013 08:50 PM
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Very funny and forwarded. Thanks.
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02/13/2013 08:58 PM
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don't know whether to laugh or cry?

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