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M. Night Shyamalan, I know you're reading this.

 
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Bruce Willis is a ghost!
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I think The Happening and The Last Airbender are both great movies.
There, I said it. Flame away.
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Me too, i love those movies so much..
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Signs was amazing...hated the village...never saw the last air bender but want to :) The happening that was with Mark W right? that was okay...plants retailiating...different point of view...

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oh man i am a shymalan junkie. i think lady in the water was way cool too. if he is reading this i am waiting you have real fans we are not fly by M Nights please give us something it has been too long.. shanti shanti om
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i hated the village. seriously, the retard is the monster? lol?
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you somehow missed the meaning
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He did one good movie.
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you must be holliweird minded
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LOVED The Village! I dig all the Philly references since I grew up in the hoid known as the Main Line...lol. OP, you so need to see Airbender! It's good!
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Bruce Willis is a ghost!
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Yeah, I know. I'm surprised no one else here liked "The Sixth Sense". I think that's M. Night's best movie.
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Not a big fan of most movies but I did enjoy SIGNS, which I guess says a lot.

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"Unbreakable" was great! And "The Sixth Sense"...wow! I am STILL blown away by that one.
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You really liked signs?
No one has ever seen a perfect circle, nor a perfectly straight line, yet everyone knows what a circle and a straight line are.
Perceived circles or lines are not exactly circular or straight, and true circles and lines could never be detected since by definition they are sets of infinitely small points.
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The happening was interesting to see mark wahlberg get outacted by a plant. Signs was a bit pants.
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I would like to add that you complete fucked up The Last Air Bender. I would never watch anything associated with your shitty name.

And I just wanted to let you know, that in my opinion, SIGNS is the perfect screenplay and the perfect movie.

That is all.
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I would like to add that you complete fucked up The Last Air Bender. I would never watch anything associated with your shitty name.


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BIGthis

the reason you're not making #2, Shyamalan, is because no body wants you to.

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I like The Sixth Sense too, and also Unbreakable (which I also prefer to Sixth Sense) but still... my favorite it signs.

And over the years I have come to have a special place in my heart for Lady in The Water -- even though I didn't love it when I watched it for the first time.

In retrospect, I think that was a mistake in advertising and marketing -- I had come to expect another movie like 'Signs' (or Unbreakable or The Sixth Sense) and advertising & marketing led me to believe that was what I was going to see. Instead, if they had marketed it as a modern day faerie taile, I would have gone into it with a completely different set of expectations.

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Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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i hated the village. seriously, the retard is the monster? lol?
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you understood the movie quite well

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Signs - The aliens die in contact with water
The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis is the ghost
Unbreakable - That guy from Snakes on a plane did it
The Village - They're living in a modern day commune
Devil - Satan smells of lavander
The Happening - bIg groups of humans piss off plants.
Stuart Little - The mouse is an evil genius

*spoiler alert*
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i hated the village. seriously, the retard is the monster? lol?
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I havent seen it but thanks for spoiling it!
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The happening was the stupidest movie I've ever seen.. I can't believe some of you tards, you must have the worst taste in movies... It's a joke I literally laughed through the entire thing.
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The Happening was clearly a GLP movie... they just shouldn't have used the kooky hippie guy to get the point across - that is what killed it (and made it seem like a joke). Up until that moment it was going strong. Also, they took the cheap way out and made it "all over with" too fast. He also probably should have killed everyone off.

But despite its flaws, I have watched it several times anyways :-D
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To me "The Happening" is/was more like a vignette about this plant apocalypse. You don´t get the full story (like a lineal-traditional film), you just get to accompany some characters that survived the beginning of the phenomenon, and share for a while their journey.
Did the plants prevailed in the end?, did humankind invented some kind of weapon against the plants? Did humans survived? we don´t know and we never will, but we saw the beginning.
That´s the movie I like most of Night Shyamalan. hf
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I liked "The Village".

Being from the area, I knew exactly who was being represented through the film. My teenage years were filled with stories about them.
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And I just wanted to let you know, that in my opinion, SIGNS is the perfect screenplay and the perfect movie.

That is all.
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Signs was garbage, all of his movies were garbage except for 6th Sense, his new movie with Will Smith is gonna be shit too
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The guy is horrible. I know the plots, how the movie plays out and how it ends just by watching the commercials for them.
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I like The Sixth Sense too, and also Unbreakable (which I also prefer to Sixth Sense) but still... my favorite it signs.

And over the years I have come to have a special place in my heart for Lady in The Water -- even though I didn't love it when I watched it for the first time.

In retrospect, I think that was a mistake in advertising and marketing -- I had come to expect another movie like 'Signs' (or Unbreakable or The Sixth Sense) and advertising & marketing led me to believe that was what I was going to see. Instead, if they had marketed it as a modern day faerie taile, I would have gone into it with a completely different set of expectations.
 Quoting: tandym


I liked "Signs" a lot. (Having Mel Gibson play the lead certainly didn't hurt. I've been a Gibson fan for decades.) I also enjoyed "Unbreakable", though I did not realize it was an M. Night movie when I saw it.

"The Sixth Sense" is my all time favorite M. Night movie, though. It was brilliant and terrifying, and the ending took me completely by surprise.

Those are the only three M. Night movies I have seen. As a result of this thread, I'm planning to watch the rest now. I've really liked what I've seen of his work so far, and I imagine that even some of his poorer works are still far superior to the standard Hollywood fare.

One of the drawbacks of producing masterpieces is that people return with such high expectations that when you release a work that is merely very good, people will be disappointed.
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Re: M. Night Shyamalan, I know you're reading this.
Signs - The aliens die in contact with water
The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis is the ghost
Unbreakable - That guy from Snakes on a plane did it
The Village - They're living in a modern day commune
Devil - Satan smells of lavander
The Happening - bIg groups of humans piss off plants.
Stuart Little - The mouse is an evil genius

*spoiler alert*
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I hate you.
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Sixth Sense was his best.
It was amazing.

Sadly nothing else he has done has been anywhere near as good.
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The happening was the stupidest movie I've ever seen.. I can't believe some of you tards, you must have the worst taste in movies... It's a joke I literally laughed through the entire thing.
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Signs - The aliens die in contact with water
The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis is the ghost
Unbreakable - That guy from Snakes on a plane did it
The Village - They're living in a modern day commune
Devil - Satan smells of lavander
The Happening - bIg groups of humans piss off plants.
Stuart Little - The mouse is an evil genius

*spoiler alert*
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I hate you.
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I was joking about the mouse.
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Re: M. Night Shyamalan, I know you're reading this.
Signs - The aliens die in contact with water
The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis is the ghost
Unbreakable - That guy from Snakes on a plane did it
The Village - They're living in a modern day commune
Devil - Satan smells of lavander
The Happening - bIg groups of humans piss off plants.
Stuart Little - The mouse is an evil genius

*spoiler alert*
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I hate you.
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I was joking about the mouse.
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You've been waiting for someone to reply to your post JUST so you could say that about the mouse, weren't you :-P
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Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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5a I've been waiting and waiting for an AC to claim to be M. :-)

If it were really M, he would send me a pm telling me how I know that SIGNS is the perfect movie / screenplay.

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