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War on Everything but Islamic Terror

 
davvi

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02/14/2013 01:26 PM

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Over a decade after thousands of New Yorkers were murdered by Muslim terrorists, the city’s mayor is declaring victory in the War on Salt. Next up he plans to wage a spring offensive on Styrofoam cups. After that, who knows?

We live in surreal times. In the Middle Ages, cats and rats were put on trial. In this modern age, we are fighting wars on food ingredients, the bags we carry them in and the containers out of which we eat and drink them.

There’s no telling what surreal enemy our wise and brilliant leaders will declare war on next. Shoes? Pepper? Umbrellas? Mathematics? The color blue?

There’s just no way to know anymore.

The United States has lost the War in Afghanistan, a minor matter that no news outlet can find the time to report on because they’re too busy covering a breaking story about a Republican senator taking a sip of a water. Maybe a War on Water can be next. Was there a Styrofoam cup involved? It’s time for one of those hard-hitting investigations that reminds us what a loss it will be when the last newspaper is strangled with the entrails of the last news network.

But who can find the time to fight a war against Islamic terrorists, when there are more pressing wars to be fought? Like a war on being fat.

Michelle Obama declared that obesity was a national security threat. And the Pentagon, which now exists only to ratify the latest leftist social experiment from the White House, whether it’s green energy, gay marriage or bombing the fattest state in the country (Michigan), issued a report agreeing that snack foods posed the greatest threat to the military since global warming and the lack of tranny toilets on submarines.

The military has been unable to identify the Fort Hood Massacre as a terrorist attack and fires any instructor who talks about Islam as anything other than a wonderful Religion of Peace practiced by our closest allies in Saudi Arabia and on board a plane headed for the Pentagon, but the political generals are always ready to jump on any truly serious national security threat. If only Iran began developing the world’s biggest chocolate bar, then the bombing raids would begin as soon as the chocolate enrichment process reached the caramel-nougat line.

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what has happened to us? we are a nation of sissies, whiners and toothless babies. there was a time when i pointed at europe and questioned their lack of spine, but we are just as bad...

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02/14/2013 01:30 PM

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Re: War on Everything but Islamic Terror
:omuslim:
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Over a decade after thousands of New Yorkers were murdered by Muslim terrorists, the city’s mayor is declaring victory in the War on Salt. Next up he plans to wage a spring offensive on Styrofoam cups. After that, who knows?

We live in surreal times. In the Middle Ages, cats and rats were put on trial. In this modern age, we are fighting wars on food ingredients, the bags we carry them in and the containers out of which we eat and drink them.

There’s no telling what surreal enemy our wise and brilliant leaders will declare war on next. Shoes? Pepper? Umbrellas? Mathematics? The color blue?

There’s just no way to know anymore.

The United States has lost the War in Afghanistan, a minor matter that no news outlet can find the time to report on because they’re too busy covering a breaking story about a Republican senator taking a sip of a water. Maybe a War on Water can be next. Was there a Styrofoam cup involved? It’s time for one of those hard-hitting investigations that reminds us what a loss it will be when the last newspaper is strangled with the entrails of the last news network.

But who can find the time to fight a war against Islamic terrorists, when there are more pressing wars to be fought? Like a war on being fat.

Michelle Obama declared that obesity was a national security threat. And the Pentagon, which now exists only to ratify the latest leftist social experiment from the White House, whether it’s green energy, gay marriage or bombing the fattest state in the country (Michigan), issued a report agreeing that snack foods posed the greatest threat to the military since global warming and the lack of tranny toilets on submarines.

The military has been unable to identify the Fort Hood Massacre as a terrorist attack and fires any instructor who talks about Islam as anything other than a wonderful Religion of Peace practiced by our closest allies in Saudi Arabia and on board a plane headed for the Pentagon, but the political generals are always ready to jump on any truly serious national security threat. If only Iran began developing the world’s biggest chocolate bar, then the bombing raids would begin as soon as the chocolate enrichment process reached the caramel-nougat line.

[link to frontpagemag.com]

what has happened to us? we are a nation of sissies, whiners and toothless babies. there was a time when i pointed at europe and questioned their lack of spine, but we are just as bad...
 Quoting: davvi


talking for a moment about doomberg. did you know that the office of mayor in nyc has term limits, which the reason that guiliani left office, but doomy. doomy change the rules and allowed himself to run for a third term which he is in now fighting the good fight against salt and styrofoam. now he has decided to NOT run for a fourth term so he changed the rules back to two term limit.

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02/14/2013 02:13 PM

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all of this crap war on salt and war on fat etc. are all distractions from what is really going on...
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Re: War on Everything but Islamic Terror
islam proved to not be all that of a terror.

its been swept aside and relegated to the wilderness.

isn't that what you are really upset about.

now we can have a war on cicada's they come this year, right?
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thank you for the stars and pn request.. thumbs

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cheers
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why don't you sit down and relax watching Israel to be nuked

an then you wear something confortable for your short but intense permance in a fema camp?
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02/15/2013 12:58 PM

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Re: War on Everything but Islamic Terror
all of this crap war on salt and war on fat etc. are all distractions from what is really going on...
 Quoting: davvi




And effective distractions they are---so far. Just wait til people's attention is forcably grabbed by rising prices caused by dollar devaluation (thanks to our country's 4+ year spending spree and stealing from us to give handouts to banksters) When they can't afford gasoline for anything but to work and back, can't afford to eat out, can't afford any more little luxuries some will begin to wake up.

THEN the time will quickly come when many are faced with not being able to pay for necessities--food & shelter etc.

That will be a prime time for a terrorist attack, made SO easy by leaving our borders wide open for years (Obama has cancelled the air defense system for the southern border as of Mar 1), deflecting security resources to fund bullshit TSA operations and drones to spy on us, wasting time and money on petty control freak shit like dictating the size of a soft drink, and so on.

Doom may not be far off, but I so do not want DOOM!
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"Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night.....Rage, rage against the dying of the light"
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02/15/2013 01:02 PM

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why don't you sit down and relax watching Israel to be nuked

an then you wear something confortable for your short but intense permance in a fema camp?
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shove it muzz...puffheart
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02/15/2013 01:06 PM

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all of this crap war on salt and war on fat etc. are all distractions from what is really going on...
 Quoting: davvi




And effective distractions they are---so far. Just wait til people's attention is forcably grabbed by rising prices caused by dollar devaluation (thanks to our country's 4+ year spending spree and stealing from us to give handouts to banksters) When they can't afford gasoline for anything but to work and back, can't afford to eat out, can't afford any more little luxuries some will begin to wake up.

THEN the time will quickly come when many are faced with not being able to pay for necessities--food & shelter etc.

That will be a prime time for a terrorist attack, made SO easy by leaving our borders wide open for years (Obama has cancelled the air defense system for the southern border as of Mar 1), deflecting security resources to fund bullshit TSA operations and drones to spy on us, wasting time and money on petty control freak shit like dictating the size of a soft drink, and so on.

Doom may not be far off, but I so do not want DOOM!
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog


i don't go to the supermarket very often, but i went the other day and as i stood on line i thought how are people affording to feed a family every week and afford everyday necessities?

i also wonder what happened to new yorkers that they can be so dominated by doomberg? then i remember this is all libconditioning and it is finally paying off for the complete fall of western civ.

good post as always ralph...cheers
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02/15/2013 10:47 PM

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Re: War on Everything but Islamic Terror
islam proved to not be all that of a terror.

its been swept aside and relegated to the wilderness.

isn't that what you are really upset about.

now we can have a war on cicada's they come this year, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34023421


What on earth do you mean?


You must be very naive.

Don't reply - too late.
Now is the time.
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Hmm, a religion that propagates extortion, pedophiliasm, mass murder, crossdressing, hate, thuggery, bandityr - that can't be bad, Obama and MSM told me so! Right?