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If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..

 
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If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
1) Tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, any signs of body manipulation, it means they are superficial.

2) Make up especially if they are covered in it. It is a sign of insecurity and is trying to get attention from others.

3) Amount of relationships and sex partners. If her history shows that she's had more then 10 sexual partners then she will probably dump you later or cheat on you.

4) Used up vagina. If her vagina looks like it has wings or it looks like she was part of a 60 man orgy then she probably is a promiscuous cunt.

Last but not least (5) "Girly personality". If she fits into the "I'm girly" cliché and acts like a stuck up feminine person stay away from them. Normal people tend to be androgynous and care more about others then they way they act.

Good luck!
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:)
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Thanks, op.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Thank you!
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Cool story, bro
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
all wrong except nr 5 :)
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Darn,30 years and 2 x-wives too late for me.
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02/14/2013 05:26 PM
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP, you're full of it! You're just mad that once again, you're single for this V-Day!

Instead of trying to push negative ideas, go socialize and find yourself a sweet heart.

Stop talking about the government, Aliens, WWIII, and GDP, and they won't dump you as fast as your other chicks, if there were any in the first place.
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02/14/2013 05:27 PM
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
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Is GDP home of the impotent?
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02/14/2013 05:32 PM
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Young love.....lol
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02/14/2013 05:33 PM
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
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Is GDP home of the impotent?
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lol take a hike, dyke. or rather listen and learn about your fuck ups. maybe your relationships will last longer :p
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
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Is GDP home of the impotent?
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what is GDP?
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
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i think you got something wrong here.

regarding OP´s nr5, it would be great if she has more male than female friends as this keeps her from being a bitchy little princess.
real female friends are rare, most of them look out for someone who is uglier than them, as it will make them look more pretty, which is truly superficial.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
if you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscuous wife, be an honest, attentive, super satisfying husband.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Here's a much simpler approach.

#1 She wants to get married

Now run Forest.

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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
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My husband forbids me to have male friends. I wouldn't know that feeling of having a back up dick. blink
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
if you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscuous wife, be an honest, attentive, super satisfying husband.
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Ya that doesn't work on selfish cheating lying cunts bereft of character and compassion. They will take everything you offer and stab you in the neck with a proverbial ice pick. Not that I am jaded of anything.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
ha ha ha. i know. it goes both ways. best of luck to us all.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
4)If her vagina looks like it has wings, then she probably is...

Good luck!
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for lol's sake at least...
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
if you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscuous wife, be an honest, attentive, super satisfying husband.
 Quoting: octobersolstice


dumbass
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
1) Tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, any signs of body manipulation, it means they are superficial.

2) Make up especially if they are covered in it. It is a sign of insecurity and is trying to get attention from others.

3) Amount of relationships and sex partners. If her history shows that she's had more then 10 sexual partners then she will probably dump you later or cheat on you.

4) Used up vagina. If her vagina looks like it has wings or it looks like she was part of a 60 man orgy then she probably is a promiscuous cunt.

Last but not least (5) "Girly personality". If she fits into the "I'm girly" cliché and acts like a stuck up feminine person stay away from them. Normal people tend to be androgynous and care more about others then they way they act.

Good luck!
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can't argue with that.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
1) Tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, any signs of body manipulation, it means they are superficial.

2) Make up especially if they are covered in it. It is a sign of insecurity and is trying to get attention from others.

3) Amount of relationships and sex partners. If her history shows that she's had more then 10 sexual partners then she will probably dump you later or cheat on you.

4) Used up vagina. If her vagina looks like it has wings or it looks like she was part of a 60 man orgy then she probably is a promiscuous cunt.

Last but not least (5) "Girly personality". If she fits into the "I'm girly" cliché and acts like a stuck up feminine person stay away from them. Normal people tend to be androgynous and care more about others then they way they act.

Good luck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20672383


OP, you are right on the money! Tats on women signify vanity and recklessness. Hooker heels can also be a red flag.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129015


i think you got something wrong here.

regarding OP´s nr5, it would be great if she has more male than female friends as this keeps her from being a bitchy little princess.
real female friends are rare, most of them look out for someone who is uglier than them, as it will make them look more pretty, which is truly superficial.
 Quoting: phoenixe


lol you say that to justify your reasons for having a shitload of man friends (attention givers / back up dicks), but if your guy had lots of female friends, you would be crazy with jealousy.
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if you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscuous wife, be an honest, attentive, super satisfying husband.
 Quoting: octobersolstice


...and if he`s not these things then maybe you shouldnt be with him. This way you dont have to resort to being a lying and cheating sperm bubble.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
1) Tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, any signs of body manipulation, it means they are superficial.

2) Make up especially if they are covered in it. It is a sign of insecurity and is trying to get attention from others.

3) Amount of relationships and sex partners. If her history shows that she's had more then 10 sexual partners then she will probably dump you later or cheat on you.

4) Used up vagina. If her vagina looks like it has wings or it looks like she was part of a 60 man orgy then she probably is a promiscuous cunt.

Last but not least (5) "Girly personality". If she fits into the "I'm girly" cliché and acts like a stuck up feminine person stay away from them. Normal people tend to be androgynous and care more about others then they way they act.

Good luck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20672383


Hmmm that is mostly wrong, some parts are right.

1. I have 2 tattoos. 1 is Winnie the pooh, the other is an angel my son drew when he was 4. I am not superficial, they both have meaning to me and anyone who knows me. They are not obvious.

2. Make up? Really? Maybe if you are wearing TONS of make up.......

3. I have no argument against that one.

4. What exactly would that look like? Wait, I don't want to know.

5. Girly personality? I fail to see how that works out. I have known a lot of non girly girls who could be considered sluts. So that seems superficial. Perhaps women should avoid you? Please note I said perhaps. I pass no judgment on you. You could be a very nice person.
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Something smells fishy about this post.....
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
Be a Dog.

Women Love Dogs.
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
1) Tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery, any signs of body manipulation, it means they are superficial.

2) Make up especially if they are covered in it. It is a sign of insecurity and is trying to get attention from others.

3) Amount of relationships and sex partners. If her history shows that she's had more then 10 sexual partners then she will probably dump you later or cheat on you.

4) Used up vagina. If her vagina looks like it has wings or it looks like she was part of a 60 man orgy then she probably is a promiscuous cunt.

Last but not least (5) "Girly personality". If she fits into the "I'm girly" cliché and acts like a stuck up feminine person stay away from them. Normal people tend to be androgynous and care more about others then they way they act.

Good luck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20672383


Well that knocks out about 95% of today's western women. No doubt there's a lot of women(and men) that are bad news relationship wise, but it's a little unfair to label them all "whores" just because of mistakes in the past, tattoos, etc. Even criminals can start over by changing their ways no matter how murky their past maybe.
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Sorry OP you are a moran!!!
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Re: If you don't want a lying, cheating, super promiscous wife, look for these signs..
OP You forgot to add: if she only has "male friends" a.k.a back up dicks.

oh, if she has a female friend, she will be ugly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129015


i think you got something wrong here.

regarding OP´s nr5, it would be great if she has more male than female friends as this keeps her from being a bitchy little princess.
real female friends are rare, most of them look out for someone who is uglier than them, as it will make them look more pretty, which is truly superficial.
 Quoting: phoenixe


lol you say that to justify your reasons for having a shitload of man friends (attention givers / back up dicks), but if your guy had lots of female friends, you would be crazy with jealousy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5503184


no, not at all; they are "just friends" and do have a gf themselves - and i never did and ever will think about them as a back up dick. they are just not my type when it comes to bedroom action, and vice versa ;)
btw, my guys had female friends as well - and as i am not a jealous type of woman, no problem with that at all.
in fact, i think it is good if they have them - if they have something to talk over, they get a female´s view of things on this. might be helpful sometime.

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