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Women's farts smell way worse than men's

 
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Women's farts smell way worse than men's
EXPERTS SAY IT'S BETTER THAT FARTS ARE OUT THAN IN. HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT FARTING:

There are roughly two types of fart - silent, also known as sneaking, and loud

The average person farts about 10 times a day

Women's farts smell way worse than men's

Sulphur containing gasses are responsible for the pong

Burning the gas does reduce the smell but lighting farts is not recommended on land or in a plane

Exercising the pelvic ring is essential to maintain the ability to fart silently

For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause

Trying to hold in farts can result in discomfort, bloating, high blood pressure, dyspepsia and pyrosis.

[link to nz.news.yahoo.com]
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02/14/2013 07:26 PM

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women don't fart you silly sailor
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02/14/2013 07:33 PM
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Re: Women's farts smell way worse than men's
women's farts smell like shit and perfume mixed together, that's what makes them smell worse! If it was a man's it just stinks! Just my opinion.
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02/14/2013 07:35 PM
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My dads farts smell worse than anyone else's in the family, and the rest of us are female. Seriously, his are roll down the fucking window now if he happens to fart in the car, which he does all the time.
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02/14/2013 07:37 PM
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Cause shit comes out of that pussy too.
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Re: Women's farts smell way worse than men's
Though that article says nothing about who's farts smelling worse than who's so not sure where you're getting that from.
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02/14/2013 07:44 PM
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my bro had a friend we called david 'fartin' barton. that boy farted so much he could play a kenny gee album outta his ass.
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02/14/2013 07:47 PM
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[link to m.youtube.com]


It's a girl! Lol
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Re: Women's farts smell way worse than men's
"Women's farts smell way worse than men's"

That's because you enjoy two dangling air fresheners with your farts...

in other words, you like the bat and the balls more...
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How a fart smells has everything to do with diet
Get some probiotics in ya

Cause shit comes out of that pussy too.
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See a doctor, that's not normal
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"For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause"

1rof1
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"For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause"

1rof1
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Natural decoys are the best, especially thunders. But you need to time it well with lightening and delays and stuff. Loud Harleys driving by can be great reliefs too.
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they are minging and smell like rotting veg
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women don't fart you silly sailor
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That is true, women 'fluff' :)
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"For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause"

1rof1
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i dunno, its pretty quiet in my workplace...i think people will wonder wtf is up, if all over a sudden i break the silence with loud applause for no reason....ill try it though
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EXPERTS SAY IT'S BETTER THAT FARTS ARE OUT THAN IN. HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT FARTING:

There are roughly two types of fart - silent, also known as sneaking, and loud

The average person farts about 10 times a day

Women's farts smell way worse than men's

Sulphur containing gasses are responsible for the pong

Burning the gas does reduce the smell but lighting farts is not recommended on land or in a plane

Exercising the pelvic ring is essential to maintain the ability to fart silently

For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause

Trying to hold in farts can result in discomfort, bloating, high blood pressure, dyspepsia and pyrosis.

[link to nz.news.yahoo.com]
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yahoo news would know about farts.

www.shiteaters.com

that is their domain

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minging
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EXPERTS SAY IT'S BETTER THAT FARTS ARE OUT THAN IN. HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT FARTING:

There are roughly two types of fart - silent, also known as sneaking, and loud

The average person farts about 10 times a day

Women's farts smell way worse than men's

Sulphur containing gasses are responsible for the pong

Burning the gas does reduce the smell but lighting farts is not recommended on land or in a plane

Exercising the pelvic ring is essential to maintain the ability to fart silently

For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause

Trying to hold in farts can result in discomfort, bloating, high blood pressure, dyspepsia and pyrosis.

[link to nz.news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151390
womens public baths are just as vile,hmmm,women are skanks...pigchef
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EXPERTS SAY IT'S BETTER THAT FARTS ARE OUT THAN IN. HERE ARE SOME FACTS ABOUT FARTING:

There are roughly two types of fart - silent, also known as sneaking, and loud

The average person farts about 10 times a day

Women's farts smell way worse than men's

Sulphur containing gasses are responsible for the pong

Burning the gas does reduce the smell but lighting farts is not recommended on land or in a plane

Exercising the pelvic ring is essential to maintain the ability to fart silently

For people with a weak pelvic floor, decoys can be performed such as coughing, sneezing, verbal outbreaks or spontaneous applause

Trying to hold in farts can result in discomfort, bloating, high blood pressure, dyspepsia and pyrosis.

[link to nz.news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151390



Says a 14 YO that's never smelled any farts but their own. Everything you said is pure conjecture.
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08/04/2013 07:08 PM
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Re: Women's farts smell way worse than men's
lolz...

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lolz...


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omg that's gross and I bet it smells minging
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Girls farts are more flammable than mens

I put a lighter to my girlfriends ass while she slept and when she farted it nearly set the entire bed on fire.
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08/05/2013 06:38 PM
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lolz...


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oh god... what the fuck. SHE'S SO OPEN ABOUT IT.
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LOL!
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Re: Women's farts smell way worse than men's
Made me think of Richard Pryor, he's talking about this woman farting and she says "excuse me I let a smelly" ,and he say's "No bitch I think you shit!"
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hilarious...

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women don't fart you silly sailor
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I can assure you they do

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