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Alcohol. Catalyst or Cure?

 
CalmShock

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Alcohol. Catalyst or Cure?
K people... Alcohol can be the root or the routine for our problems.

Everyone has a story to tell, must be alcohol related.

No holds barred, no judging... Let's hear your most retarded or most gratifying moments thanks to a %



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NOTHING BETTER FOR TINCTURES
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K, I'll start.

I fell off a second level balcony last friday and fucked my back up something fierce.

Next day... went skiing. I don't even know how to ski so more then likely made it worse.

The catalyst? Alcohol.

The cure? Alcohol!

I'm fucking pinned right now and for the first time since sunday I can reach my socks.

Alcohol. Nectar of the gods.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Show us that backside damage.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Show us that backside damage.
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fair enough. give me a minute. tell me to put something to put in the pic so you know its me.

My cock won't fit, so pick something else ;P
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Show us that backside damage.
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fair enough. give me a minute. tell me to put something to put in the pic so you know its me.

My cock won't fit, so pick something else ;P
 Quoting: CalmShock


Quit stalling.

And I saw that purple bruised ass you posted earlier,
So don't think of passing that off as yours.
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Show us that backside damage.
 Quoting: Madigan


fair enough. give me a minute. tell me to put something to put in the pic so you know its me.

My cock won't fit, so pick something else ;P
 Quoting: CalmShock


Quit stalling.

And I saw that purple bruised ass you posted earlier,
So don't think of passing that off as yours.
 Quoting: Madigan


I already said that wasn't mine. I just took one and sending it to my email as we speak. it's only one cheek and I have to go in for more xrays tomorrow cause the xrays they took were too high. they were more concerned with the spine and not my tailbone...

it's coming
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Pics or it didn't happen.

Show us that backside damage.
 Quoting: Madigan


fair enough. give me a minute. tell me to put something to put in the pic so you know its me.

My cock won't fit, so pick something else ;P
 Quoting: CalmShock


Quit stalling.

And I saw that purple bruised ass you posted earlier,
So don't think of passing that off as yours.
 Quoting: Madigan


I already said that wasn't mine. I just took one and sending it to my email as we speak. it's only one cheek and I have to go in for more xrays tomorrow cause the xrays they took were too high. they were more concerned with the spine and not my tailbone...

it's coming
 Quoting: CalmShock


Poor baby.

Stop drinking!
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My wife's ex husband drank like a fish during their marriage. Now I know why! I'm heading for the nearest bar.
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Alcohol is Bad mKay

Dont let it get out of control, it will ruin you and those you love.

much worse than MJ
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k, I tried image shack and the file is too big.... clearly my cock cock made it into the shot.

I have the pic uploaded to comp... I'l try smilie.
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k, I tried image shack and the file is too big.... clearly my cock cock made it into the shot.

I have the pic uploaded to comp... I'l try smilie.
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You'd better crop that thing,

Mods won't approve it.
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I've never had a problem with image shack before, but this is the best I could do... I''l figure out a better image for you ladies soon

[link to imageshack.us]
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I've never had a problem with image shack before, but this is the best I could do... I''l figure out a better image for you ladies soon

[link to imageshack.us]
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Try again.

It wants me to create an account.
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We are waiting :)
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k. had to take care of some biz. I'll try smilie now
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had to resize and I'm fucking poluted.

The proof is coming. Once I go for more xrays tomorrow, I'll post a pic of that too.

I broke my ass.


fuck. this is ass real ass it gets.
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Drank two four loco was on the bathroom ground thought I was about to die do not drink them two fast lol
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stay away from alcohol in my opinion, reasons?

1.its a poison.

2.can be detrimental to your health in many ways depending on the amount used

3.easy to get out of control around freinds

4. turns into a copeing mechanism, then habits are formed when life gets hard go to beer to cope

5. impairs judgement, dangerous situations can occur during use as alot of you know
x example.. i got into a fight broke my hand, and got beat up by 5 people

..... driving while holding a trashcan out the window get to about 40 and let it fly, ended up wrecking,

.... started smoking weed at alcohol parties

.... started smoking cigeretts

... taking a minor home from a party got arested for contributing to minor + open container 500$

... arested for public drunkeness 8 hours in cold drunk tank 300$

..public intox.. drunk tank, cop chocked me for saying "why dont yall do something productive" in a calm manor btw

these arest cost me money, jobs, and damaged my families trust in me

6. waste of money

7. waste of time goofing off and poisoning yourself for an altered headstate

Stay away from alcohol and to you people who drink currently and read this i implore you to quit.
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use [link to tinypic.com]

you can resize with it
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Spirits!
Ever see a Neon Sign reading "Spirits" in a bar window?


[link to www.tastings.com]
"Spirits are measured by alcohol content. Different scales are used in different countries. Most countries use alcohol by volume (ABV)"

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What's funny C.S. is that Homer Simpson, of all characters, summed it up "alchohol is the cause and cure of all the troubles of mankind", true words from a cartoon character, go figure.
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stay away from alcohol in my opinion, reasons?

1.its a poison.

2.can be detrimental to your health in many ways depending on the amount used

3.easy to get out of control around freinds

4. turns into a copeing mechanism, then habits are formed when life gets hard go to beer to cope

5. impairs judgement, dangerous situations can occur during use as alot of you know
x example.. i got into a fight broke my hand, and got beat up by 5 people

..... driving while holding a trashcan out the window get to about 40 and let it fly, ended up wrecking,

.... started smoking weed at alcohol parties

.... started smoking cigeretts

... taking a minor home from a party got arested for contributing to minor + open container 500$

... arested for public drunkeness 8 hours in cold drunk tank 300$

..public intox.. drunk tank, cop chocked me for saying "why dont yall do something productive" in a calm manor btw

these arest cost me money, jobs, and damaged my families trust in me

6. waste of money

7. waste of time goofing off and poisoning yourself for an altered headstate

Stay away from alcohol and to you people who drink currently and read this i implore you to quit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25648987


sounds like you cant handle your booze!
nobody really
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I think as far as intoxicants go, alcohol is the worst. It's one of the few drugs where the withdrawal can actually KILL you, it's the easiest to overdose on, it makes you act dumber than any other drug while you're on it...

Some of my funnest moments, however, were when I was 18 or 19, every once in a while my co-worker and other friends would get a bottle or two and go wander around drinking.

We'd inevitably end up somewhere like a housing complex under construction, a graveyard, or some rain runoff channel and we'd inevitably end up being chased by police or security. We were never loud, we never damaged anything, but they would happen by, every single time. "Hey! You kids! What are you doing here? STOP! COME BACK HERE!"

I remember one time my friend and I went to a school basketball court at like 2:00 to skateboard after we had drank a little. School police came by to check on the campus and saw us, turned on their little spotlight "Hey! Come here!"...we ran through some big field behind the buildings where they had their soccer or whatever and ended up hiding in this big rain pipe that was sticking out of this grassy hill. We were in there for two hours and could hear the officer walking around looking for us.

It was very tense but also a lot of fun really, but in reality it was stupid. We were just kids and didn't want to get caught drinking, but we could have gotten shot or something, especially since we had about eight incidents just like the one I detailed above.

...bwahaha. ><

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stay away from alcohol in my opinion, reasons?

1.its a poison.

2.can be detrimental to your health in many ways depending on the amount used

3.easy to get out of control around freinds

4. turns into a copeing mechanism, then habits are formed when life gets hard go to beer to cope

5. impairs judgement, dangerous situations can occur during use as alot of you know
x example.. i got into a fight broke my hand, and got beat up by 5 people

..... driving while holding a trashcan out the window get to about 40 and let it fly, ended up wrecking,

.... started smoking weed at alcohol parties

.... started smoking cigeretts

... taking a minor home from a party got arested for contributing to minor + open container 500$

... arested for public drunkeness 8 hours in cold drunk tank 300$

..public intox.. drunk tank, cop chocked me for saying "why dont yall do something productive" in a calm manor btw

these arest cost me money, jobs, and damaged my families trust in me

6. waste of money

7. waste of time goofing off and poisoning yourself for an altered headstate

Stay away from alcohol and to you people who drink currently and read this i implore you to quit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25648987


You should write a bible.

Haven't read that either.
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K, wine...

Rotten moldy grapes danced on by feet.

Any other day of the week... fuck that shit. Right now...?

Blood of christ!!!!!
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K, I'll start.

I fell off a second level balcony last friday and fucked my back up something fierce.

Next day... went skiing. I don't even know how to ski so more then likely made it worse.

The catalyst? Alcohol.

The cure? Alcohol!

I'm fucking pinned right now and for the first time since sunday I can reach my socks.

Alcohol. Nectar of the gods.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Wrong. Alcohol is the piss of the gods.


And it sucks. Its merely for those who have not mastered self and need and excuse to give their surface psyche to act the way their dumbass actually wants to act but typically dont have the courage.

It reduces the human experience and hinders emotional growth.

I havent been drunk in years. Not saying i never will be. But if you drink daily the only 1 reason for this is some sorta emotional short coming that you are failing to master. Alcohol is just the coping mechanism. An excuse for human experience.

And actually id probably more likely do some high quality coke again before i got drunk.

Last Edited by Fatstogie on 02/15/2013 03:27 AM
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K, I'll start.

I fell off a second level balcony last friday and fucked my back up something fierce.

Next day... went skiing. I don't even know how to ski so more then likely made it worse.

The catalyst? Alcohol.

The cure? Alcohol!

I'm fucking pinned right now and for the first time since sunday I can reach my socks.

Alcohol. Nectar of the gods.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Wrong. Alcohol is the piss of the gods.


And it sucks. Its merely for those who have not mastered self and need and excuse to give their surface psyche to act the way their dumbass actually wants to act but typically dont have the courage.

It reduces the human experience and hinders emotional growth.

I havent been drunk in years. Not saying i never will be. But if you drink daily the only 1 reason for this is some sorta emotional short coming that you are failing to master. Alcohol is just the coping mechanism. An excuse for human experience.

And actually id probably more likely do some high quality coke again before i got drunk.
 Quoting: Fatstogie



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