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I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.

 
hapless moran
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I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
A taught rump, is that anything like a tight ass?

Last Edited by hapless moran on 02/14/2013 11:50 PM
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
I was taught it was taut. That said Moses supposes his.....

He gazed lovingly at her firm, taut, rump. He placed the coin between his index finger and thumb and with a flick of his hand sent the coin saiing into the aforementioned ass. Upon impact with that taut rump, the coin bounced back into his hand within two seconds. He rubbed his chin and said, "That's a taut rump!"
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
Now that you mention it, the word is taut. I was quoting the Canadian verbatim. Thanks for the elucidation.
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
I thought it was taut, but I was poorly taught. I wish I would have bought a better command of the King's English.

All I know, brother, is that I've had the great good fortune to come upon many taut rumps in my time. Those asses will make you like a baby and you just have to lay your head on them and thank God above for his wonderous creation taut-rumped-woman.

Best to you.
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
welcome to America lol

the word is "taunt"
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
I believe one might taunt an idiot or an ass......

"Ha, ha, too bad you're not a taut ass."

Oh, fucking, Canada. Some things will never change.
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
I believe one might taunt an idiot or an ass......

"Ha, ha, too bad you're not a taut ass."

Oh, fucking, Canada. Some things will never change.
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am I wrong? if so please show me

btw the word is spelled "axe" not "ax" and "moron" not "moran" ...... anything else?
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
I believe one might taunt an idiot or an ass......

"Ha, ha, too bad you're not a taut ass."

Oh, fucking, Canada. Some things will never change.
 Quoting: BxMac


am I wrong? if so please show me

btw the word is spelled "axe" not "ax" and "moron" not "moran" ...... anything else?
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Well you taught wrong, newbtard.
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
I believe one might taunt an idiot or an ass......

"Ha, ha, too bad you're not a taut ass."

Oh, fucking, Canada. Some things will never change.
 Quoting: BxMac


am I wrong? if so please show me

btw the word is spelled "axe" not "ax" and "moron" not "moran" ...... anything else?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31962559


Well you taught wrong, newbtard.
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[link to grammarist.com]
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
Are you doing good? Working for a chaity.

or

Are you doing well? In reply to emotive status inquiries

In any event, I wish you well. I'm glad you axed.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind moose. Sorry about your pennies.
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Re: I just read the phrase "taught rump", let me ax a question.
A taught rump, is that anything like a tight ass?
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...........Hey, let us not forget that a lot of men have really taut butts, too.......WOW there are some great ones out there......

I often wonder if guys with really hot asses are aware of the power they have over other gay guys?

and as for you straight guys? I LOVE IT when you show off your hot ass, probably unknowingly, and gay guys like me just can't get enough of it!!!!

I used to be bashful about gazing at a guy's nice butt.....but not anymore!!!

The other day at the supermarket I saw this guy with this incredible butt!!!

I followed him for a while and when he stopped, I stopped, too, a few feet away, pretending I was very interested in whatever was on the shelves in front of me!!!

Just thought I"d pass that along!!!!!!!
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