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nope.



NEXT!
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Yup, 6 clicks.

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how can you be bored with all this asteroid doom?!
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what happened?
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


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how can you be bored with all this asteroid doom?!
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Leave out the "teroid" and I'm on board.
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what happened?
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what happened?
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hmmmmm um.
not sure i was refering to whatever happened to your 'ass' or whatever.I meant that you cant post in threads-you musta beena bad boy i guess.?? or maybe not.

i can be a good conversationalist but if your going to just post vids back at me I might need more enetertianing that that.

here have some nanasanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaana
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Entertain my broken ass. (that's no lie)
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what happened?
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 Quoting: CalmShock


hmmmmm um.
not sure i was refering to whatever happened to your 'ass' or whatever.I meant that you cant post in threads-you musta beena bad boy i guess.?? or maybe not.

i can be a good conversationalist but if your going to just post vids back at me I might need more enetertianing that that.

here have some nanasanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaana
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It's a long story. The short version is I fell off a balcony and busted my ass... tried to upload pic of said ass and got denied... posted thread (inconspicuously) questioning said decision... posted more threads... drank some more...

bottom line, MO saw my ass and didn't want to share.
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bottom line, MO saw my ass and didn't want to share.
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Thanks MO!!! angel4
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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what happened?
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 Quoting: CalmShock


hmmmmm um.
not sure i was refering to whatever happened to your 'ass' or whatever.I meant that you cant post in threads-you musta beena bad boy i guess.?? or maybe not.

i can be a good conversationalist but if your going to just post vids back at me I might need more enetertianing that that.

here have some nanasanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaana
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


It's a long story. The short version is I fell off a balcony and busted my ass... tried to upload pic of said ass and got denied... posted thread (inconspicuously) questioning said decision... posted more threads... drank some more...

bottom line, MO saw my ass and didn't want to share.
 Quoting: CalmShock

oh wow.ouch but the balcony/butt story isohno1rof1
sorry but it just is.Youre probably going to feel worse tomorrow.

lol so i guess this in forum torture in a way>
wonder how long you have to sit in the naughty corner for?
probably just till you sober up.

i cant offer to post for you cos no doubt MOs watching this laughing.
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MO-besides the bruising-was it cute?lol
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hmmmmm um.
not sure i was refering to whatever happened to your 'ass' or whatever.I meant that you cant post in threads-you musta beena bad boy i guess.?? or maybe not.

i can be a good conversationalist but if your going to just post vids back at me I might need more enetertianing that that.

here have some nanasanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaana
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


It's a long story. The short version is I fell off a balcony and busted my ass... tried to upload pic of said ass and got denied... posted thread (inconspicuously) questioning said decision... posted more threads... drank some more...

bottom line, MO saw my ass and didn't want to share.
 Quoting: CalmShock

oh wow.ouch but the balcony/butt story isohno1rof1
sorry but it just is.Youre probably going to feel worse tomorrow.

lol so i guess this in forum torture in a way>
wonder how long you have to sit in the naughty corner for?
probably just till you sober up.

i cant offer to post for you cos no doubt MOs watching this laughing.
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It happened last Friday, I still went skiing on saturday...

came back to town sunday, went to the doctors monday. they x-rayed my back, but not my tailbone.

more xrays tomorrow.

The nurse was checking out my balls, but she was a 5.5 at best.
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MO-besides the bruising-was it cute?lol
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it's a sweet ass. minus the horrendous bruising.
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hmmmmm um.
not sure i was refering to whatever happened to your 'ass' or whatever.I meant that you cant post in threads-you musta beena bad boy i guess.?? or maybe not.

i can be a good conversationalist but if your going to just post vids back at me I might need more enetertianing that that.

here have some nanasanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaana
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


It's a long story. The short version is I fell off a balcony and busted my ass... tried to upload pic of said ass and got denied... posted thread (inconspicuously) questioning said decision... posted more threads... drank some more...

bottom line, MO saw my ass and didn't want to share.
 Quoting: CalmShock

oh wow.ouch but the balcony/butt story isohno1rof1
sorry but it just is.Youre probably going to feel worse tomorrow.

lol so i guess this in forum torture in a way>
wonder how long you have to sit in the naughty corner for?
probably just till you sober up.

i cant offer to post for you cos no doubt MOs watching this laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


It happened last Friday, I still went skiing on saturday...

came back to town sunday, went to the doctors monday. they x-rayed my back, but not my tailbone.

more xrays tomorrow.

The nurse was checking out my balls, but she was a 5.5 at best.
 Quoting: CalmShock


you went skiing?lol sounds like something id do
"only a flesh wound"
yeah tailbone fractures are pretty painful ive heard.Pity the nurse wasnt cuter for you,they probably do that on purpose so you dont get hard lol.

i dont really drink.you probably think thats boring hey?
I had plenty of those waking omgwtf have i done/did i do last night moments years ago.I dunno maybe im the ultimate self control freak now, i hate anything that will effect me remembering.
I also cant play guitar for shit when im drunk.
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MO-besides the bruising-was it cute?lol
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it's a sweet ass. minus the horrendous bruising.
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hehe i dont think i could rate my own butt.i cant really see it from here anywaylolsign
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ARE YOU HAVING A BAD DAY TODAY ??!!

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It's a long story. The short version is I fell off a balcony and busted my ass... tried to upload pic of said ass and got denied... posted thread (inconspicuously) questioning said decision... posted more threads... drank some more...

bottom line, MO saw my ass and didn't want to share.
 Quoting: CalmShock

oh wow.ouch but the balcony/butt story isohno1rof1
sorry but it just is.Youre probably going to feel worse tomorrow.

lol so i guess this in forum torture in a way>
wonder how long you have to sit in the naughty corner for?
probably just till you sober up.

i cant offer to post for you cos no doubt MOs watching this laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


It happened last Friday, I still went skiing on saturday...

came back to town sunday, went to the doctors monday. they x-rayed my back, but not my tailbone.

more xrays tomorrow.

The nurse was checking out my balls, but she was a 5.5 at best.
 Quoting: CalmShock


you went skiing?lol sounds like something id do
"only a flesh wound"
yeah tailbone fractures are pretty painful ive heard.Pity the nurse wasnt cuter for you,they probably do that on purpose so you dont get hard lol.

i dont really drink.you probably think thats boring hey?
I had plenty of those waking omgwtf have i done/did i do last night moments years ago.I dunno maybe im the ultimate self control freak now, i hate anything that will effect me remembering.
I also cant play guitar for shit when im drunk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


I have a "never say die" attitude. Fueled with alcohol and limitless stupidity, I'm unstoppable.

I wish I could play guitar and drank less, so in some ways I envy you.

But he who dies with the most stories wins. ;)
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ARE YOU HAVING A BAD DAY TODAY ??!!

LOVE,

SUPREME QUEEN K

red_heart
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Fuck yeah I am.

1111

or

gtfo
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oh wow.ouch but the balcony/butt story isohno1rof1
sorry but it just is.Youre probably going to feel worse tomorrow.

lol so i guess this in forum torture in a way>
wonder how long you have to sit in the naughty corner for?
probably just till you sober up.

i cant offer to post for you cos no doubt MOs watching this laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


It happened last Friday, I still went skiing on saturday...

came back to town sunday, went to the doctors monday. they x-rayed my back, but not my tailbone.

more xrays tomorrow.

The nurse was checking out my balls, but she was a 5.5 at best.
 Quoting: CalmShock


you went skiing?lol sounds like something id do
"only a flesh wound"
yeah tailbone fractures are pretty painful ive heard.Pity the nurse wasnt cuter for you,they probably do that on purpose so you dont get hard lol.

i dont really drink.you probably think thats boring hey?
I had plenty of those waking omgwtf have i done/did i do last night moments years ago.I dunno maybe im the ultimate self control freak now, i hate anything that will effect me remembering.
I also cant play guitar for shit when im drunk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


I have a "never say die" attitude. Fueled with alcohol and limitless stupidity, I'm unstoppable.

I wish I could play guitar and drank less, so in some ways I envy you.

But he who dies with the most stories wins. ;)
 Quoting: CalmShock


technically im a vocalist, but i play bad guitar well enough to write to-i dont consider myself a guitarist no matter how much i love it.

Oh i have stories-plenty of them.I guess im pretty quiet these days.

Want a funny way to cure drinking? hang around with people that are worse drunks than you.Thatll do it.Hang around with them sober-thatll do it twice as quick.

I always think theres a cause for those cycles, something that we havent dealt with-if you can figure what that thing is-youre alway there:-)
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It happened last Friday, I still went skiing on saturday...

came back to town sunday, went to the doctors monday. they x-rayed my back, but not my tailbone.

more xrays tomorrow.

The nurse was checking out my balls, but she was a 5.5 at best.
 Quoting: CalmShock


you went skiing?lol sounds like something id do
"only a flesh wound"
yeah tailbone fractures are pretty painful ive heard.Pity the nurse wasnt cuter for you,they probably do that on purpose so you dont get hard lol.

i dont really drink.you probably think thats boring hey?
I had plenty of those waking omgwtf have i done/did i do last night moments years ago.I dunno maybe im the ultimate self control freak now, i hate anything that will effect me remembering.
I also cant play guitar for shit when im drunk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


I have a "never say die" attitude. Fueled with alcohol and limitless stupidity, I'm unstoppable.

I wish I could play guitar and drank less, so in some ways I envy you.

But he who dies with the most stories wins. ;)
 Quoting: CalmShock


technically im a vocalist, but i play bad guitar well enough to write to-i dont consider myself a guitarist no matter how much i love it.

Oh i have stories-plenty of them.I guess im pretty quiet these days.

Want a funny way to cure drinking? hang around with people that are worse drunks than you.Thatll do it.Hang around with them sober-thatll do it twice as quick.

I always think theres a cause for those cycles, something that we havent dealt with-if you can figure what that thing is-youre alway there:-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


I know what that thing is.... things are...

Not about to start a therapy session here but thank you for the concern.

I'm just refueling for my next takeoff.

(it's a vicious cycle)

hasta luego

;)
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you went skiing?lol sounds like something id do
"only a flesh wound"
yeah tailbone fractures are pretty painful ive heard.Pity the nurse wasnt cuter for you,they probably do that on purpose so you dont get hard lol.

i dont really drink.you probably think thats boring hey?
I had plenty of those waking omgwtf have i done/did i do last night moments years ago.I dunno maybe im the ultimate self control freak now, i hate anything that will effect me remembering.
I also cant play guitar for shit when im drunk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


I have a "never say die" attitude. Fueled with alcohol and limitless stupidity, I'm unstoppable.

I wish I could play guitar and drank less, so in some ways I envy you.

But he who dies with the most stories wins. ;)
 Quoting: CalmShock


technically im a vocalist, but i play bad guitar well enough to write to-i dont consider myself a guitarist no matter how much i love it.

Oh i have stories-plenty of them.I guess im pretty quiet these days.

Want a funny way to cure drinking? hang around with people that are worse drunks than you.Thatll do it.Hang around with them sober-thatll do it twice as quick.

I always think theres a cause for those cycles, something that we havent dealt with-if you can figure what that thing is-youre alway there:-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34407237


I know what that thing is.... things are...

Not about to start a therapy session here but thank you for the concern.

I'm just refueling for my next takeoff.

(it's a vicious cycle)

hasta luego

;)
 Quoting: CalmShock


lol wasnt really offering a counselling session,just putting it out there, i wouldnt expect a guy with balls as big as that squirrels to lay his shit open in here about his pasttounge
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