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Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!

 
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Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
I got this from glp enemsis foruim aka l.o.p

"Ok , I don't know how to say this so I'm just going to say it. I am in the air with my unit over florida right now. And the captain just advised us the SECDEF just ordered a hold on all military air traffic and we are being ordered not to land.

The word is ..... 2012DA14 is slowing down. That's right at this time I do not know what to make of it . everyone in my unit is freaking out.

I imagine the POTUS was made aware of this and this is why he never addressed the nation. I don't know what to tell you because the science officer attached to my battalion says asteroids don't " slow down " . Stay Alert everyone. Something strange is definitely afoot.

Mom , Jim ...... continue to bravo . As this is turning out I don't know what's going on but as I said we are being ordered not to land."
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At this point I'll believe almost anything...
DOOM better not interrupt my Walking Dead!!
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02/15/2013 04:26 AM
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
Now all we need is an official countdown from NASA..oh..thats right..there already IS one.
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why is it always the ac's.....
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
that thread died. and is already dated by forums standards . nothing to see here ove on
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
Of course its slowing down. What did you think was going to happen its increased its mass and weight nearly two fold since last week, it's only a matter of physics that it would start to decelerate.
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02/15/2013 04:28 AM
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
I got this from glp enemsis foruim aka l.o.p

"Ok , I don't know how to say this so I'm just going to say it. I am in the air with my unit over florida right now. And the captain just advised us the SECDEF just ordered a hold on all military air traffic and we are being ordered not to land.

The word is ..... 2012DA14 is slowing down. That's right at this time I do not know what to make of it . everyone in my unit is freaking out.

I imagine the POTUS was made aware of this and this is why he never addressed the nation. I don't know what to tell you because the science officer attached to my battalion says asteroids don't " slow down " . Stay Alert everyone. Something strange is definitely afoot.

Mom , Jim ...... continue to bravo . As this is turning out I don't know what's going on but as I said we are being ordered not to land."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34427358


What you are saying is that the asteroid is under intelligent control? I seriously, seriously doubt that.
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my masturbation grows more furious
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i was active in that thread. i am mctaffy. . this op is just spreadng a story that the op.op got us all riled up with
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i was active in that thread. i am mctaffy. . this op is just spreadng a story that the op.op got us all riled up with
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So what, are you a double agent?
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
is it slowing down because of earths gravity?

impact?!
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02/15/2013 04:31 AM
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THIS IS LIKE THE BEGINNING OF THE ALIEN ATTACK MOVIES
Judgement is coming..
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02/15/2013 04:34 AM
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shit.

what if this is the Animus?
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
ys i am i am nutsmctaffy doubleagent i also rape jesus and feed satan his balls. i also molest small insects and. spy
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02/15/2013 04:35 AM
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my masturbation grows more furious
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ROFL, as does our all
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ys i am i am nutsmctaffy doubleagent i also rape jesus and feed satan his balls. i also molest small insects and. spy
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hmm....... I believe it.
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02/15/2013 04:40 AM
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DA14 is being zapped into our time from the future where it will hit..so they decided to zap it into our time as we can't zap it back
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DA14 is being zapped into our time from the future where it will hit..so they decided to zap it into our time as we can't zap it back
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So it's going to fuck its mom and then kill itself?
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02/15/2013 04:45 AM
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
Are you guys all so stupid. The guys in a jet and he's emailing his mom. Give me a break.
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02/15/2013 04:59 AM
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
is it slowing down because of earths gravity?

impact?!
 Quoting: DPS


Gravity models in/near our orbit are wrong

or

aliens

or

God

ISS and satelites aren`t falling yet so models might be correct to a degree or we have 2 last choices. Personally I`m tending to the third option.
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my masturbation grows more furious
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Fist of Furyjerkit
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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02/15/2013 05:03 AM
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
is it slowing down because of earths gravity?

impact?!
 Quoting: DPS


Gravity models in/near our orbit are wrong

or

aliens

or

God

ISS and satelites aren`t falling yet so models might be correct to a degree or we have 2 last choices. Personally I`m tending to the third option.
 Quoting: tommy 26774183


One more word: It might be a devious result of groom lake weapon ;]

Who knows ...

Intuition tells me it`ll fall.

hiding
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02/15/2013 12:10 PM
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
According to [link to www.satflare.com]

its really slowing down.

6.2 KM/S, 3 hours ago
5.6 KM/S now.

wtf?
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02/15/2013 12:11 PM
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wut
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[link to www.satflare.com]
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02/15/2013 12:12 PM
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:wut:
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cruise
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
Asteroid distance from the Earth's surface: 37592 km
Approaching Speed: 4.2 km/s
Polynomial

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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
Of course its slowing down. What did you think was going to happen its increased its mass and weight nearly two fold since last week, it's only a matter of physics that it would start to decelerate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34431216


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mothership
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Re: Unconfimred reports that the 2012 da14 asteroid is slowing down!
Slowing down so the craft hidden in the tail debris field can detach......





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