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obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit

 
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obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
those that exceed said limit will be rounded up and destroyed. Only I (obama) will be have control of all space debris. Signed-God"
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And those that make it to the ground will have free health care and an unlimited use Obamaphone reguardless where it lands.
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
And those that make it to the ground will have free health care and an unlimited use Obamaphone reguardless where it lands.
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LOL!!!!
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
We must ban these assault meteorites....for the children.
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
We must ban these assault meteorites....for the children.
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I believe the children are our future
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
Obama went on to say "While we have the laws of physics preventing us from taking immediate unilateral action, I am working on ways to circumvent them"
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
What America needs now is a sensible, commonsense asteroid control law.
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
those that exceed said limit will be rounded up and destroyed. Only I (obama) will be have control of all space debris. Signed-God"
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I guess they could be re-distributed? If they are alien in nature, we will give them health care too.
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
The above free health care and Obamaphone provisions only apply to MINORITY asteroids
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
The above free health care and Obamaphone provisions only apply to MINORITY asteroids
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exactly, thus the size restrictions. only the small worthless rocks will be considered legal. The large ones who actually affect our lives will be destroyed.
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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
Obama went on to say "While we have the laws of physics preventing us from taking immediate unilateral action, I am working on ways to circumvent them"
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And I shall have no part with bi-partisan divisions that cannot agree upon a mutual agreement of temporarily suspending the laws of gravity when national security is at stake.

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Re: obama's new executive order 1254..."All Asteroids, Meteorites and Comets will have a maximum size limit
Obama went on to say "While we have the laws of physics preventing us from taking immediate unilateral action, I am working on ways to circumvent them"
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And I shall have no part with bi-partisan divisions that cannot agree upon a mutual agreement of temporarily suspending the laws of gravity when national security is at stake.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 961432


UPDATE!!!

janet napolitano has issued a statement saying TSA will be heading to the international space station to set up a checkpoint. All incoming celestial bodies will submit to xray scanner or full cavity search. After they are cleared they will be allowed to continue. she has asked for $500b in emergency funding and another billion rounds of ammunition to be approved by congress immediately for this project.

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