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Earth = Ovum; Comets = Sperm

 
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Earth = Ovum; Comets = Sperm
I know meteors/asteroids are not comets, still interesting stuff...

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This paper suggests the hypothesis that the planet Earth is a living organism; specifically an EGG of some kind. Presently the Earth's configuration resembles a human ovum in the BLASTOCYST stage (several days after fertilization and before implantation in the uterus). Along with the "EGG hypothesis", it is suggested that comets are CELESTIAL SPERM, and one may have penetrated the Earth in the past. This paper provides a new PARADIGM for understanding the Earth, ourselves, and our relationship to the rest of the Universe. Hopefully, it will generate new questions and interpretations for cosmic phenomenon. Like any new paradigm it opens up a world of possibilities, just waiting to be explored. The most pressing question which comes to mind is "WHAT KIND OF CREATURE WILL THE EGG/EARTH DEVELOP INTO?" And "WHO OR WHAT ARE DEPOSITING THE SPERM/COMETS INTO SPACE?" Are solar systems big nests in the sky? Are we an egg inside of some being? Are the northern lights reflecting folds of some inner tube? Is the Earth called "she" because "she" really is a female embryo? Are earthquake faultlines literally cracks in an egg's surface? The idea of the Earth being an EGG is indeed Earth shattering! Perhaps we'd better entertain it in case she does soon literally shatter.
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Yes, the fractal that the universe is!
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whatever floats your boat man!
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Panspermia, Google it
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bump
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The Earth is alive, that is not a theory.
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Yes and we are in the womb
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Very nice analogy
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ohyeah

2001

Discovery = Sperm

Monolith = Ovum

Bowman = Starchild


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Earth = mother; sunlight = sperm = father

We're experiencing a compressed drama of earth and sun's history, so that their children may one day be better than their solar parents.

Seeds in a seed pod evolving...

Some tough shit to get through indeed.
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humans=cancer
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humans=cancer
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clappa
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How very interesting!!
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I can see now why we're fucked ;-)
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The sun is the light outside the va jay jay?
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Ive known this truth all my life, As Above So Below
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So let me understand.. Someone just came all over us??damned
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So let me understand.. Someone just came all over us??damned
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ok. so by this logic if i squirt a bit of piss on a basketball, my piss is the sperm and the basketball is the ovum?
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OP=retard

This thread=stupid
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humans=cancer
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clappa
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clappa
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This thread=stupid
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Bingo!

The reminder for the dumb:

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bump That's how life was seeded here.
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So let me understand.. Someone just came all over us??damned
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Precum
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What about the big chief and the anal probers
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:Gup:
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Yes and we are in the womb
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Or just parasites, sucking the oil, oison the air, radio active shit and so..
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Well that means we may just very well be in the womb of some woman. Maybe God was as she after all. Also this means there's little humans living within us.
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Sun = birth giver

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