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Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy

 
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Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
Linda Ackley went to Allegiance Health Friday morning thinking she had a hernia.

By Friday night, she gave birth to a 10-pound baby.

"Some people have nine months to prepare. I had (15) hours," her husband, Mike, told the Jackson Citizen Patriot on Monday.

Unaware of her pregnancy until the day she delivered, Linda Ackley, 44, of Summit Township underwent an emergency C-section on Friday.


Read her story here:

[link to www.detroitnews.com]
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is she?
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
I'll never understand women who don't know they're pregnant! I've always found out a week after conception.
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is she?
 Quoting: BRIEF


I know, it sounds biologically impossible, doesn't it?
However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task
the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace. Acts 20:24

"This man really is the Savior of the world!" John 4:42

Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him;
and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, " says the Lord God, who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty." Revelation 1:7

I do not own the rights to any video posted, they are for educational/entertainment purposes only.
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
I'll never understand women who don't know they're pregnant! I've always found out a week after conception.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Missing her period for 9 months should have been a clue...
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
I'll never understand women who don't know they're pregnant! I've always found out a week after conception.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Right! There are major changes that happen to a woman's body...

Plus the kicking, what do they think? They just ate some really crazy mexican food?

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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
I'll never understand women who don't know they're pregnant! I've always found out a week after conception.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Missing her period for 9 months should have been a clue...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yes, not to mention a forty pound weight gain....
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Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is she?
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Fuck dumb.
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Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is she?
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Fuck dumb.
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Um, yeah even dumb people fuck scratching
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Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is she?
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Fuck dumb.
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Um, yeah even dumb people fuck scratching
 Quoting: BRIEF


They probably even fuck more than smart people, and more at random...
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
Not the brightest bulb in the pack, is she?
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Fuck dumb.
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Um, yeah even dumb people fuck scratching
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yes, but do you fuck WOMEN?
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
Pretty much any given symptom of pregnancy can be not experienced, or explained away by some other cause. The vast majority of women clue in, but if you get a perfect storm of mild symptoms and throw in a touch of denial, you get the occasional woman who has no clue. A handful a year out of how many pregnant women? It isn't a very big percentage.

Women with PCOS may be used to missing their periods for months on end. Same with women around menopause age (the woman in this article was 44). Both may think they're infertile, and pregnancy wouldn't be the top explanation for their symptoms.

Some women don't spill HCG in their urine and will never have a positive urine pregnancy test (though a blood test will still be positive). (And, of course, you have to take a test to get a positive.)

Many women don't experience morning sickness to any significant extent, or it's brief enough to be mistaken for a bad stomach bug.

Some women don't gain much weight, or may even lose some. This is especially true if they're obese to begin with. Or they may just think they're eating too much.

Anterior placenta, fetal positioning, and obesity can both mask fetal movements, and some babies are less active.

Some women don't show much. Again, obesity contributes to this, but women with long torsos have more room for a baby to hide and don't tend to develop the basketball belly.

These are almost always first pregnancies, so the women don't recognize what they're feeling from previous pregnancies. But occasionally you get someone who has been pregnant before who doesn't recognize a subsequent pregnancy because their symptoms are totally different from what they remember.
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This just proves that Americans are stupid.
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
ahh bet she was happy then, no medical problems and all that extra weight was not fat after all just a new baby...
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Re: Michigan woman gives birth to 10-pound baby on day she learns of pregnancy
I'll never understand women who don't know they're pregnant! I've always found out a week after conception.
 Quoting: Oubliette


Missing her period for 9 months should have been a clue...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Some women continue to have their period through out their pregnancy, dumb ass.

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